I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
返し183.12
今一183.88
此間184.31
本当182.77
茶葉184.36
褒める183.20
悪183.28
追う183.24
30183.54
眠り183.57
想う183.60
呼びかけ183.81
恐ろしい183.13
スチーム185.73
認識183.06
言われるがまま194.57
嘘192.93
コール193.93
殴る193.17
シャツ193.89
中には193.08
300194.09
堂々193.53
メニュー193.60
早朝193.84
ダルマ194.88
適当193.17
抱える193.47
絶叫193.73
処分193.72
死に193.20
定期193.48
おかしな193.53
やろう193.16
順番に193.98
寝る193.20
ブレスレット194.33
尻193.75
夢192.91
速度192.90
手負い193.20
済まない193.32
無数193.32
狂193.65
浸かる194.01
常に193.18
発光194.01
下着193.75
已に192.85
芸能195.26
研究193.19
思える192.63
調整193.40
必ず193.13
帳簿194.47
派手193.46
焦る193.35
乳193.24
お話193.21
ところを193.26
いそいそ194.39
一式194.25
戸惑う193.51
無効化193.86
共に193.28
経験192.96
手招き194.11
感嘆193.80
使い192.99
日間193.78
予想192.98
変え193.14
務める193.82
喪男193.60
巻物194.38
仕掛け193.32
系192.92
1億194.86
切り193.60
珠193.98
負け193.20
説教193.70
規模193.33
お帰りなさい193.97
並べて193.82
要は193.72
それじゃあ193.25
加える193.36
部193.30
風192.52
それなりに193.17
染め193.64
城門193.88
離れる192.83
縛る193.53
去る193.02
手数料194.64
並んで193.28
ショルダーバッグ195.25
数字203.71

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