I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
囲む183.17
握る183.01
最終183.76
チェック183.65
此間184.31
眠り183.57
183.94
解散183.87
漬物184.79
究極184.13
恐ろしい183.13
鍛冶183.46
183.00
183.44
把握183.17
切り193.60
城門193.88
死に193.20
仕掛け193.32
説教193.70
戸惑う193.51
殴る193.17
思える192.63
喪男193.60
言われるがまま194.57
発光194.01
巻物194.38
浸かる194.01
お帰りなさい193.97
それなりに193.17
抱える193.47
シャツ193.89
縛る193.53
去る193.02
常に193.18
手招き194.11
早朝193.84
使い192.99
感嘆193.80
コール193.93
変え193.14
規模193.33
下着193.75
1億194.86
中には193.08
それじゃあ193.25
193.98
調整193.40
無効化193.86
速度192.90
無数193.32
192.92
順番に193.98
手数料194.64
寝る193.20
いそいそ194.39
絶叫193.73
ところを193.26
務める193.82
芸能195.26
日間193.78
メニュー193.60
お話193.21
予想192.98
ショルダーバッグ195.25
堂々193.53
193.24
ブレスレット194.33
研究193.19
済まない193.32
並べて193.82
焦る193.35
加える193.36
ダルマ194.88
已に192.85
負け193.20
一式194.25
定期193.48
193.30
やろう193.16
帳簿194.47
手負い193.20
193.65
適当193.17
193.75
要は193.72
おかしな193.53
並んで193.28
処分193.72
192.91
300194.09
離れる192.83
派手193.46
共に193.28
染め193.64
経験192.96
192.93
192.52
必ず193.13
予定202.83

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