I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
頭越し15.32
明かりを消す15.93
微笑13.73
ふんだんに14.39
しんどい14.39
真贋15.23
おいそれと14.50
ハートフル15.95
一大14.41
いびる15.05
喧嘩を吹っ掛ける16.29
鉄礬柘榴石16.29
男風呂15.94
内の者15.87
蝋人形15.89
脚気15.43
警備強化16.07
心より14.42
再興14.58
街外れ15.18
年甲斐14.93
印象付ける15.34
項目14.03
石ころ14.48
乱雑14.50
鼻につく15.11
犯る16.69
今までどおり15.00
胸ぐら14.68
背く14.50
突きとめる16.26
頷ける14.19
2714.43
囚15.54
返却14.44
情13.87
大上段14.74
流儀14.49
寝泊まり14.40
功労者14.63
疑念14.04
訳あり14.91
初っ端14.77
眠気14.06
儲ける14.54
組み合い15.77
失禁14.85
大違い14.43
生き生き14.55
すんすん15.15
対角線15.21
たらしい14.18
追い出し14.50
今さらながら14.78
借金のかた15.91
諜報員14.47
俄然14.67
あからさま13.81
留る16.00
シカト15.27
醜14.76
売価15.92
取捨16.17
棟梁14.60
振り出し15.17
貯留16.31
ランク12.85
読み取る14.00
安らか14.38
灰になる15.30
素人目14.91
何人たりとも15.20
オーバーオール15.69
残さず14.35
見かけ14.07
発狂14.38
立ち上げる14.90
将来13.44
演技派15.50
官吏14.28
物おじ15.85
徳治15.84
捕食13.84
海棲15.63
剣術13.52
見当たる14.19
深さ14.04
言わす14.61
極秘14.66
懐かしむ14.53
鑑定料16.11
名高い14.19
雑用14.25
単色15.33
早速ですが14.90
爪痕14.67
レギンス15.38
除け13.88
内陸14.73
分宿16.13

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