I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
粛清14.34
投擲13.57
逸す14.36
なれの果て15.38
トゲトゲしい15.45
噴き上げる15.36
古ぼけた14.92
歴史上14.43
方向性14.10
御覧の通り15.65
天板15.16
勝負パンツ16.39
打ち方15.58
釣る13.87
理念14.45
初体験14.84
着工15.62
ファイナル15.42
弱体化14.18
願ってもない14.78
惜しげも無く15.48
通じ14.26
網タイツ15.91
量産13.84
人気のある14.88
藁人形15.02
収拾がつかなくなる15.67
機械的14.50
謎かけ15.23
見習う14.19
力尽きる14.29
アプローチ14.31
斜眼14.48
決心14.13
ピスタチオ15.81
海松菜15.81
頭を抱える14.29
メインキャラクター15.93
ボード14.25
二肥15.17
職権濫用16.07
特異14.11
在庫切れ15.83
正す13.86
恐喝15.07
後退13.67
大企業14.91
本数14.85
読み込む14.78
音響効果16.81
構内15.33
物干し15.89
精力14.86
おっちゃん13.89
視覚14.04
やんちゃ14.57
笑い話14.52
はらす15.28
質疑応答15.06
試運転14.93
お出し14.63
変質14.21
二度三度14.94
物干し竿15.36
設ける14.21
消化不良15.31
みたらし団子15.60
交付15.66
浸透14.11
桁が違う14.96
角切り15.56
要所14.63
標準14.57
神経性16.22
壊滅的14.56
夜が明ける14.87
寄贈15.14
取りこぼす14.84
破産14.44
オーラ13.69
交換条件14.83
真贋15.23
騒ぐ13.50
償い14.62
薄らぐ15.05
優れる14.25
僧徒13.73
丈夫13.94
先駆け14.94
手を打つ14.62
居住地15.13
金に汚い15.83
羞恥心14.42
出身者14.50
借入金16.27
無闇やたら15.03
一巻の終わり15.91
就職先14.93
濁流14.65
13.74

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