I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ノッカー15.03
二着15.34
14.96
だらしのない15.34
格納14.53
果して14.34
良し13.85
豊饒15.72
謂れ13.88
はらはら14.79
人一倍14.65
ベッドメイキング15.78
飾り気15.03
実戦13.62
丸投げ14.24
三十分14.12
美意識15.34
間違いなし14.54
晴れやか14.43
あの方13.73
それはそれは14.20
睨まれる14.65
分宿16.13
さらっと14.08
どっかり14.85
若しも13.42
根菜15.04
笛吹き16.02
大多数14.25
寝言14.48
力説14.55
ベタ14.75
モジモジ14.77
ガラス13.67
可哀想13.78
名声14.26
濃い目15.14
夜が明ける14.87
最長14.89
ボトル14.53
風呂桶15.36
間髪いれず15.18
明らかにする15.06
貼り付け14.45
思いもよらない14.86
巻き起こす14.43
賞金14.36
暖簾に腕押し15.63
誤り14.54
ポンデケージョ17.29
水入らず15.06
コリコリ15.22
禅譲15.69
っつう14.73
肩透かし14.85
振り向きざま14.88
図式15.04
目障り14.52
嘲る14.51
引きとめる15.59
1箇所15.40
あぶり出し15.48
明かり取り15.59
極み14.29
14.32
罰を受ける15.01
目隠し14.46
デブ14.47
人間離れ14.56
あと口15.97
シャープ14.81
飲料水15.01
頬を張る15.99
侵入者13.90
バグ14.24
景気14.72
すっ飛ぶ14.48
破裂14.12
一人歩き15.20
こじ開ける14.53
天下14.30
小細工14.38
口内14.37
大掛かり14.60
香り立つ16.00
舞いあがる15.45
執り行う14.36
左に曲がる15.82
真似る14.55
均一化15.58
双子13.69
お一人様15.28
直送15.97
イヤ13.98
そり14.50
省く14.27
不死身14.52
愛想のよい16.14
軽蔑14.31
近郊14.43

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