I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ウインク204.43
荷物203.17
隠れ203.31
間違いない203.07
姫202.82
暫くすると203.97
言える202.62
助けて203.13
黄金203.51
同行203.40
赤203.11
パニック204.02
透り203.70
便利203.35
仕方ない202.99
ロングソード204.47
一定203.46
襲いかかる203.59
外囲203.11
妹202.85
勘弁203.65
集め203.13
お花畑204.56
贈る203.63
重要203.09
係203.47
宝203.48
12203.60
態度202.94
痛い203.09
そいつ203.28
流203.55
配当205.29
集団203.19
腹203.05
顧問204.41
部分202.81
命じる203.40
何より203.02
残念203.09
眠る203.15
他人203.24
お金203.09
やった202.95
ものである203.33
特製204.24
参与204.46
同じく203.21
魔物202.37
財産203.96
目覚める203.66
お礼203.28
鱗203.40
いいから203.49
こう言う202.87
続いて203.13
あくまでも203.48
クロス204.06
数字203.71
例えば203.22
語る203.02
調査203.19
懇願203.92
鳴らす203.32
ブローチ204.53
技203.10
一転204.05
ともかく203.10
アドバイス203.90
とっても203.57
傷202.94
あそこ203.21
予定202.83
仕組み203.79
思い202.61
飛ぶ203.33
品203.26
大きい212.90
針213.61
睨みつける213.53
こりゃ213.71
笑いかける213.87
閃光213.76
云う212.77
グラス213.56
フルーツ214.40
豪奢214.14
スター214.11
片付け213.60
この辺213.73
落とす213.04
済み213.55
描く213.10
ブレス213.51
呟き213.31
触れる213.08
決意213.41
申す213.40
高速213.51
取れる213.10

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