I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
透り203.70
同じく203.21
同行203.40
荷物203.17
何より203.02
203.10
鳴らす203.32
外囲203.11
12203.60
クロス204.06
他人203.24
魔物202.37
調査203.19
贈る203.63
あくまでも203.48
集団203.19
こう言う202.87
言える202.62
ロングソード204.47
集め203.13
とっても203.57
眠る203.15
配当205.29
202.85
便利203.35
助けて203.13
参与204.46
態度202.94
視界202.97
そいつ203.28
顧問204.41
お金203.09
懇願203.92
仕組み203.79
203.26
飛ぶ203.33
203.40
203.48
ともかく203.10
命じる203.40
数字203.71
間違いない203.07
203.47
襲いかかる203.59
いいから203.49
やった202.95
思い202.61
202.82
続いて203.13
ブローチ204.53
残念203.09
一定203.46
ものである203.33
アドバイス203.90
一転204.05
目覚める203.66
あそこ203.21
黄金203.51
隠れ203.31
暫くすると203.97
痛い203.09
203.11
203.55
仕方ない202.99
財産203.96
例えば203.22
勘弁203.65
パニック204.02
お礼203.28
重要203.09
お花畑204.56
特製204.24
部分202.81
ウインク204.43
203.05
語る203.02
予定202.83
落とす213.04
213.61
問う213.22
閃光213.76
ちんちん215.50
本来213.09
済み213.55
212.74
地上213.10
気持ちいい214.07
合う212.87
ブレス213.51
嬉しそう213.06
豪奢214.14
だい213.56
2倍214.48
と言って212.71
モーニング214.90
睨みつける213.53
覚え212.76
この辺213.73
要するに213.62
下に213.15

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