I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
意思疎通14.23
テラス14.19
刀自15.06
シチュエーション14.31
ハンディ15.65
明言14.36
コングラチュレーション16.75
お世話になる14.70
最低ランク15.16
伊和13.96
母親らしい15.60
賭け事14.81
溢し14.08
13.46
衝突13.76
20歳14.73
反し14.48
習い14.30
貧相14.50
さよなら14.48
しばらくの間14.10
放流15.27
調子狂う15.53
歴史上14.43
チャンスを窺う16.64
せんと14.48
囲い込み15.29
真打15.53
とろっと15.53
優劣をつける15.90
ひざ下15.88
一文無し15.30
縛り上げる14.38
親父13.24
食費14.58
金貨13.27
とあらば14.48
王女12.99
押し出し14.68
その気13.88
14.00
面会人16.55
倣う14.20
見切り発車15.66
縛りあげる15.40
退出14.16
後釜14.97
寝台13.85
三和土14.64
14.44
安らぐ14.64
指図14.71
主導権14.31
偏る14.26
吹き込む14.23
供給13.80
佳句14.36
言い交わす15.98
台無し14.04
標準14.57
思いだす14.57
缶詰14.51
無口14.35
大剣13.44
剥ぎ取る14.88
甲殻14.09
派生14.30
模様替え15.40
料理酒15.93
十三13.87
範囲外14.50
逸す14.36
理想郷14.82
利用客15.45
合コン14.74
四百14.36
責苦16.35
青み15.21
人ごと15.42
縊り殺す16.39
襟首14.48
口利き15.00
聞き慣れた14.67
喧嘩を吹っ掛ける16.29
周到14.89
性行為15.29
害を及ぼす15.46
なされます15.28
名高い14.19
固唾14.42
結論を出す14.80
顔を赤らめる15.17
預金残高16.14
希望的観測14.76
軌道修正14.82
突き出た14.76
嘘つき14.47
どっこいしょ15.56
こじ開ける14.53
受け続ける15.18

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