I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
損になる15.59
伝う13.97
名前を付ける14.98
感じがする13.93
マグカップ14.74
怠る13.91
東門14.57
引き合わせる15.22
犬の顔15.80
交付金17.29
山吹色15.42
煙草14.21
底知れない14.98
逸脱14.45
もてなし14.64
大嫌い14.30
兵長14.77
装備品14.00
頃合い14.23
ふけ15.38
ろう14.51
機嫌がいい15.04
寄贈15.14
勝負パンツ16.39
解脱15.58
舞台袖15.15
扶養15.89
改名14.96
品種改良14.71
紆余15.41
貴女13.21
復讐13.69
身体中14.35
難点14.42
おかげ様で14.46
アリバイ作り15.91
留まり14.51
800万15.87
市街戦15.10
にゃんにゃ16.48
遠さ15.52
内部構造14.96
保存庫15.27
共用14.95
砲台14.58
演舞15.02
耳障り14.41
根掘り葉掘り14.87
亡くす14.05
よくある事14.36
壮絶14.30
果して14.34
敬礼13.94
フォーマル15.28
プレゼンター16.31
空を飛ぶ13.96
巻き起こす14.43
長話14.78
ぶつ切り15.13
泊り14.79
街外れ15.18
ひと息14.95
きゃあ14.28
台数15.56
獣脂15.56
募集広告16.43
一律15.06
風上14.96
正真正銘14.26
小作人15.60
蛮族14.24
満貫16.29
悲歌14.75
謙る15.18
後述15.37
海岸線14.67
アクティブ14.03
蜀15.59
両極端15.33
胡麻化し14.44
一芝居15.37
格下げ15.54
天真爛漫14.76
ボンキュッボン15.61
ご覧のとおり15.36
産の飯17.42
千枚14.91
お手の物14.85
気がひける15.86
ようやっと14.83
所定14.77
天性14.84
入場口15.46
取りこぼす14.84
大いびき16.27
べし15.07
文官13.76
丹花15.43
得心14.52
取引所15.79

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