I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
触れる213.08
だい213.56
開け213.07
合う212.87
こりゃ213.71
云う212.77
笑いかける213.87
八つ212.93
同士213.17
睨みつける213.53
元々212.91
地212.92
嬉しそう213.06
ちんちん215.50
ほら213.02
郊外214.29
認める213.18
変更213.44
フルーツ214.40
ドラゴン212.86
でしたら213.49
出店214.30
浴槽214.44
一人で212.92
地上213.10
申す213.40
良かったら213.96
皆殺し214.02
発する213.43
宅214.39
貿易都市215.18
この辺213.73
つい213.19
当初213.47
落とす213.04
出会う213.16
番213.26
問う213.22
本来213.09
気持ちいい214.07
値段213.46
スター214.11
済み213.55
組む213.12
喜んで223.23
吐く222.90
記録223.45
大人しく223.26
整備223.62
包み223.81
ボス223.34
方々223.33
ダメ222.93
愛用224.15
試合223.24
飛び出し223.42
上空223.31
ブラウス224.63
其れと222.92
味223.06
了い223.04
カフェ224.18
陣223.20
革223.66
洗う223.53
あいつ222.86
来い223.52
代わる223.81
自体223.10
始末223.55
通す223.39
大学校225.69
観客席224.01
歓声223.51
外す223.17
気持ち222.61
仕入れ224.04
2枚224.32
両腕223.60
外れ223.58
留守番224.00
危険222.75
あん223.35
呼ばれる223.09
九222.87
予感223.35
じゃ無いか222.84
人型223.63
ばれる223.70
3つ223.84
面倒222.94
知らない222.68
口元223.26
奴222.57
ちんと225.19
バンカー225.44
合図223.43
掛ける223.30
札224.00
柔らか223.62

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