I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
豪奢214.14
呟き213.31
元々212.91
グラス213.56
214.39
触れる213.08
本来213.09
ちんちん215.50
覚え212.76
だい213.56
値段213.46
飛び込む213.31
湯船214.19
212.74
でしたら213.49
申す213.40
合う212.87
要するに213.62
皆殺し214.02
ドラゴン212.86
気持ちいい214.07
大きい212.90
一人で212.92
変更213.44
貿易都市215.18
ブレス213.51
郊外214.29
閃光213.76
描く213.10
こりゃ213.71
当初213.47
決意213.41
睨みつける213.53
ほら213.02
認める213.18
と言って212.71
スター214.11
開け213.07
良かったら213.96
云う212.77
ちょう度213.29
213.61
212.92
片付け213.60
222.87
223.20
ダメ222.93
喜んで223.23
両腕223.60
上空223.31
鴻鵠226.05
3つ223.84
自体223.10
一部223.02
お父さま224.05
畏まりました223.72
向く223.30
223.66
222.57
口元223.26
洗う223.53
方々223.33
掛ける223.30
224.00
買い物223.57
了い223.04
歓声223.51
留守番224.00
代わる223.81
2枚224.32
223.06
吐く222.90
ボス223.34
来い223.52
あいつ222.86
今晩224.36
其れと222.92
始末223.55
カフェ224.18
大学校225.69
楽園224.08
予感223.35
整備223.62
ばれる223.70
外れ223.58
バンカー225.44
気持ち222.61
呼ばれる223.09
じゃ無いか222.84
あん223.35
外す223.17
仕入れ224.04
懸架224.76
通す223.39
愛用224.15
ブラウス224.63
危険222.75
感触223.37
面倒222.94
飛び出し223.42

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