I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
倦む15.50
作りだす14.57
言い出しっぺ15.24
目覚まし14.92
農業14.00
即興14.73
兄上13.54
積み重なる14.46
ずらかる15.36
凍らす15.92
仲直り14.32
ハゲる15.59
ばかりか14.26
あふれ出す15.10
荷下ろし15.14
異音14.91
目からうろこが落ちる16.59
優れもの14.83
目新しい14.54
裏地15.15
遊びまわる15.95
カモフラージュ14.72
夢心地15.34
はにかむ14.26
息の根14.78
戸板14.05
名門14.35
化学反応15.21
食べ放題14.81
待合15.60
1千15.51
カウントダウン14.65
創る13.84
脚気15.43
べき14.58
倹約15.57
軒を連ねる15.44
横倒し14.78
14.83
鉄火丼16.39
臥せる15.01
両翼14.49
立てかける14.52
暗澹14.86
13.92
ランダム14.23
お邪魔14.08
重ね合う15.22
自信たっぷり14.82
青空14.06
皮肉13.76
一対一14.04
筆記体15.88
ポジティブ14.72
ポリス15.12
気迫14.19
買い与える15.08
散らかる14.65
行き届く14.27
来場者15.46
高じる15.32
一蹴14.31
高尚14.94
巻き上げ14.33
装備品14.00
くれてやる14.43
ハイテンション14.80
オーラ13.69
帯状15.36
口ほどにもない16.01
アリバイ作り15.91
筒抜け14.52
売価15.92
大したことない14.61
ベッドルーム15.47
拡散14.01
専門用語15.15
年齢13.21
クランベリー15.62
ない交ぜ15.04
底知れない14.98
口をつける14.75
表明14.26
質疑応答15.06
ぺろり14.71
一廉15.72
風流15.08
歩兵13.80
ギャグ14.57
カッコ14.22
カート14.58
言い交わす15.98
禁忌14.09
高レベル14.25
営業スマイル14.88
称号13.46
バクバク14.73
金銀14.57
あぁ12.97
参加希望者15.75

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