I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
破顔14.45
追い求める14.60
教師13.40
裏打ち14.84
豪遊15.21
抜け目のない15.40
末恐ろしい14.88
遊びに行く14.54
一片14.49
揉み手15.12
アジリティ16.57
人見知り14.30
重み14.00
形勢逆転15.33
桂14.31
平和協定16.39
鑑賞14.50
すんすん15.15
飽きもせず15.23
欄14.08
口コミ15.15
乗っ取り14.75
食用14.47
空間内15.01
くれてやる14.43
三又槍16.21
カス14.26
九九15.17
寡慾14.95
なれど14.61
折り重なる14.81
大掛かり14.60
サクッ14.48
期せずして15.15
美声14.82
実入り14.74
結論を出す14.80
無線14.42
かって13.68
手を煩わせる14.96
振り分け14.66
王座14.53
リスキー15.21
今後とも14.40
維那14.76
若いころ15.00
こよなく愛する15.43
自ら進んで15.18
無条件14.31
BGM14.92
薀蓄15.66
荷下ろし15.14
太13.35
取り付く14.48
共鳴14.24
繕う14.73
極まれ15.60
キセル15.37
タップ14.67
グラタン14.97
受け続ける15.18
賛成派15.36
太守14.38
空振り14.51
川13.27
魔女っ子15.65
前払い14.97
隈14.59
粗悪15.07
じゅうじゅう15.23
革ひも16.18
収集14.11
積み重なる14.46
執務室13.53
血糊14.94
はらす15.28
折りたたみ15.24
小綺麗15.21
満室15.36
打ち抜く14.58
体脂肪率15.93
合戦14.36
ぷくぷく15.48
あと口15.97
脆弱14.37
前代未聞14.59
遠方14.06
若しかすると13.71
他用14.13
張り出し15.10
栓14.83
生き物13.36
気泡15.02
台無し14.04
ぽっきり15.09
営利15.43
それ相応14.25
呑み14.43
ランダム14.23
アンテナ14.77

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