I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
非現実的14.77
名指し14.62
レバー14.44
いじめっ子15.09
大打撃14.77
名前をつける15.16
残さず14.35
連れだす16.04
売価15.92
差し込み14.74
ストライプ15.28
全量15.98
人一倍14.65
お次14.75
時間制限14.70
災難14.47
御礼14.53
水生15.34
おかーさん14.98
責務14.29
次のように15.09
機嫌がいい15.04
口当たり14.97
拒否反応14.97
ぎこちない14.12
籐製16.46
聞かせる14.31
ぺしゃんこ15.38
物知り14.77
名誉13.70
以来13.53
伝播14.53
譲歩14.33
真似る14.55
暫らく15.55
鑑賞14.50
出し物14.68
塗りつぶし15.28
ハメ14.49
行動範囲14.73
気っ風16.11
ギクシャク15.07
そない15.18
雑貨店15.08
14.60
即興14.73
スティック14.88
具する17.59
力を込める14.35
馬鹿馬鹿しい14.27
ベッドルーム15.47
二倍14.25
二神14.37
無償14.41
2つとも15.74
腕試し14.88
睡魔14.57
寝ぼけまなこ15.80
加入14.17
殺人未遂15.26
厭がる14.39
肌身離さず15.01
脱走者15.62
隠密13.98
人間離れ14.56
中心人物14.79
話は別14.02
パッド15.27
大芝居16.07
飾り気15.03
べとべと15.42
シャワールーム15.17
山吹15.71
登用14.80
抜身15.29
天国から地獄15.98
美貌13.72
前世13.21
小ざかしい15.55
水量14.78
印象付ける15.34
善良14.35
三懸15.06
作り笑顔15.19
離脱13.83
想像通り14.54
調子を合わせる16.27
うろうろ14.40
焼き付く14.58
マージン15.03
ベッドメイキング15.78
こぼれ落ちる14.44
ごねる14.78
常温15.08
手槍13.91
新入り14.53
敷地内14.18
浸る13.92
建て直す15.15
目論み15.00

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