I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
留守番224.00
方々223.33
感触223.37
外す223.17
札224.00
知らない222.68
楽園224.08
陣223.20
ブラウス224.63
バンカー225.44
面倒222.94
通す223.39
許し233.29
当て233.21
読む232.89
行ってくる233.79
野良234.43
攻撃力233.62
いくら233.05
プレゼント233.58
利用232.98
興奮233.38
プレイ233.85
海岸234.17
金色233.54
羽子233.71
樽233.89
外に232.98
その代わり233.75
中身233.25
主に233.41
悩む233.16
方法232.86
万一234.30
踏む233.32
打ち荷233.13
難しい232.74
広がる233.00
浮かぶ232.94
看板233.87
決まる233.10
鍵233.33
焼く233.28
其れだけ232.66
五罪233.41
お休み233.72
賢者タイム235.63
響き233.37
難民234.25
容赦なく233.80
任せ233.02
連れ233.81
父親233.14
若しくは233.38
当たり233.81
戴く233.70
不味い233.21
小声233.62
少年232.80
感想233.18
同意233.33
先程233.07
自由に233.36
マジ233.30
200233.81
だろうか232.42
議長234.25
一日233.24
現金234.23
互い233.56
黒髪233.39
落とし233.24
許す232.89
両替234.95
必死232.99
前回233.44
子供232.60
のう233.38
意思233.20
変える233.02
お嬢さん233.84
温泉233.62
順調233.49
準会員236.05
奇麗233.70
事241.75
ご免なさい243.18
代わりに243.10
左右243.23
残り243.10
級243.21
見送る243.37
挙げて243.30
自然243.04
転生243.23
合わせ243.63
若しかして243.01
おかしい242.76
さっき242.78
ホール243.84

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