I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
お笑い芸人15.74
雄々しい14.58
幾つ14.07
壮観14.62
金玉15.55
大捕物15.85
アンティーク14.90
直感的14.52
べく15.74
取り下げる15.23
煩わしい14.35
シーツ14.21
一足14.62
納屋14.50
何ごと15.10
13.97
14.57
犬っころ15.16
食べ放題14.81
情念15.09
ちわー15.81
見舞い14.38
伺候15.42
二人共14.17
付け焼刃15.09
早速ですが14.90
お互いに13.53
先を行く14.88
すたすた14.52
打倒14.17
飾り気15.03
もやる14.49
強める14.25
ファイティングポーズ15.38
過酷14.02
13.94
窓越し15.02
連ねる14.35
潮時14.89
一律15.06
調理法14.63
2人きり14.81
息をのむ14.85
立入禁止15.43
打ち取る15.40
極楽15.02
垣間見る14.13
落成式15.73
胸の谷間14.93
うめえ15.02
学術的15.25
将軍13.14
離脱13.83
ギャップ14.28
咲き乱れる14.72
短刀14.20
耄碌15.01
寄こす14.84
集中的14.91
交付15.66
ありがとさん15.43
頑丈13.66
残念なことに14.41
乗換16.53
残さず14.35
ルーレット15.05
落とし穴14.04
厭味14.94
違約16.35
否定的14.54
女連れ15.36
古代13.49
抑えきれない14.64
封鎖14.11
実弟15.09
優れる14.25
豊饒15.72
14.68
臨時休業15.49
掛け売り16.39
立ち入り禁止14.64
お札14.91
とは別に14.19
暴力行為15.41
演技派15.50
耐性13.20
伊達14.06
空け13.98
存じる13.96
責任を取る14.73
パリン15.21
束ねる14.31
止む13.86
全快14.41
海岸線14.67
二着15.34
謙る15.18
人知れず14.64
副業15.00
食い下がる14.39

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