I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
バカ243.23
自然243.04
どうか243.04
入手243.64
であろう243.07
と言い242.96
どうも243.18
遊び243.37
流れる243.28
ホール243.84
ご免なさい243.18
左右243.23
先242.68
どちら243.37
合わせ243.63
若しかして243.01
登場243.44
午後243.43
出てくる243.14
流れ242.90
品物244.07
とる243.14
翼243.09
若者243.63
奴ら243.10
事241.75
狙う242.89
客間244.30
観光客244.43
いえ242.75
残り243.10
紳士243.96
城塞243.94
真紅243.84
大浴場244.61
代わりに243.10
いいか243.15
級243.21
光る243.26
当たる253.06
二つ名253.91
忙しい253.14
洗面所254.73
成果253.51
泣き253.33
単に253.46
兄弟253.59
よな252.69
分252.75
格好253.19
性格253.09
たまに253.27
縫いぐるみ253.93
毛253.69
切角253.20
悲鳴253.14
鼻253.23
上級253.38
南253.23
挑発253.71
なよ253.13
へえ253.66
廉253.50
ままに253.37
それでも252.43
芸人254.65
明るい253.19
始め253.31
任せる253.12
試しに253.89
最も253.10
破魔255.04
寅253.74
職人253.35
変わる252.75
逃げる252.85
付き253.15
豪快253.96
問いかけ253.56
それから252.79
小川264.36
額263.17
ブティック265.36
失敗263.02
自警団264.28
ひたすら263.47
昼食263.51
ご免263.00
収入263.99
金属263.33
合流263.35
感謝262.96
水浴び264.40
村長263.44
繰り返す263.34
びびる264.52
追加263.31
届く262.86
決め263.10
隠す263.08

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