I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
人間社会14.80
所用14.93
灯し14.60
力説14.55
濡れタオル15.29
ぽっと出15.10
放り込み14.69
高利貸し15.56
かっけー15.66
今のまま14.14
露わにする14.58
旦那さま14.72
隠し事14.31
14.63
後任14.75
街はずれ15.94
千鳥足15.32
食用14.47
買付16.16
身を委ねる15.18
与太15.84
走らせる14.16
臓腑14.96
媚薬14.93
不可解14.14
グッドラック15.94
逆恨み14.57
先制14.43
なるだけ14.13
公平性15.33
積み重なる14.46
サクッ14.48
勇猛14.65
釣り竿14.90
オヤジギャグ16.11
社員14.31
啄木鳥14.78
肉屋14.43
常備14.63
あいさつ代わり16.20
歩兵13.80
大荒れ15.57
故意14.91
先手を取る15.45
寄こす14.84
お決まり14.60
現に13.86
腕まくり15.07
兆し14.50
記録更新15.70
徴用15.10
乗っ取り14.75
総力14.71
如何なる13.97
すくみ上がる15.81
立て替え15.31
着手14.74
パラソル15.16
長毛15.33
座りこむ14.86
14.18
ばしっと15.79
首を振る13.85
一目惚れ14.48
シンク14.66
我関せず14.72
後半戦15.19
ビシッと14.49
これまでで14.89
引き延ばす14.95
肩透かし14.85
遠距離13.69
新参者14.77
総勢14.28
13.70
感情移入15.07
攻撃対象14.94
研磨剤15.82
答えを出す14.82
父娘14.96
極秘14.66
拭き掃除15.59
喪中15.99
独力14.89
中毒14.64
屋外14.41
だらしのない15.34
アンクル14.75
調子狂う15.53
強行突破14.83
広める14.15
刺繍13.90
第三勢力15.32
13.94
言い回し14.24
豪気15.06
引き留める14.25
百パーセント14.88
貧乳14.79
次席14.79

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