I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
義母14.01
有利になる14.66
向うずね16.55
銘品16.61
一つ身15.99
体操14.26
無しには15.07
舞台袖15.15
シューベルト16.18
乱取り15.69
調理台15.01
挑戦的14.89
起用15.27
身をひそめる16.02
めり込む14.17
敷き詰める14.41
1ヶ月14.46
雑務14.70
諸君14.03
独創性15.73
宝飾店15.45
体現14.30
絶対王政15.55
特殊効果14.43
醍醐味14.77
当てにする15.21
空き家14.70
ハーフパンツ15.37
つまみ出す15.41
日課14.28
第314.23
温厚14.40
行って来15.35
貴女13.21
本能的14.09
刷り込み15.02
視覚14.04
嘯く14.55
厚紙15.44
サイドボード15.73
生き残り13.99
単発14.74
横長15.19
漢の中の漢16.34
形跡14.37
思い上がる14.80
肌身離さず15.01
無実14.54
売れ行き14.94
陸上14.32
薄情14.54
自由恋愛15.38
業務委託16.46
不運14.28
満員御礼15.44
商品券15.91
協定14.57
苦労人14.82
そり14.50
トーク14.69
物知り顔16.17
こだま14.64
海栗14.45
指揮をとる15.39
勝る14.04
罰を受ける15.01
髪の毛13.78
従事14.35
揺れ動く14.64
試み14.16
半人前14.84
途切れる13.95
自白14.67
寝そべる14.31
連れだす16.04
私有15.74
刀自15.06
繰る14.69
疑心暗鬼14.68
適応力15.26
パリン15.21
見破る14.22
登録名15.56
むっと14.47
取っ付き15.51
1つ1つ15.12
後述15.37
よって13.62
三段目15.44
鬻ぐ17.05
置けばいい14.79
マン13.70
南方13.95
リスキー15.21
制限時間14.55
追加注文15.18
塡まる14.18
攴14.18
頭蓋14.48
せせら笑う15.04

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