I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
爆風14.15
海棲15.63
出身者14.50
純然14.76
中止命令16.02
餡かけ15.30
一回戦14.60
難易度13.74
香味野菜15.49
捨て台詞14.71
精査14.55
無実14.54
連綿15.07
課金14.53
交易13.82
ガタイの良い15.46
痛み入る14.85
適応力15.26
口角14.11
下町14.28
溶融15.55
腹の中14.34
後足15.36
連ねる14.35
纏い付く16.81
海鮮14.73
参加希望者15.75
屋外14.41
ひいひい15.46
ビッグ14.58
ワンツー15.56
体内13.59
精力的14.74
雑用14.25
大雑把14.14
標的13.87
目をむく15.89
伸びやか15.43
14.57
水脈14.61
バックナンバー16.35
星型15.24
木々13.48
人類13.48
掛け売り16.39
褐炭15.11
物干し竿15.36
長話14.78
熱闘16.37
あふれ出す15.10
飛び火14.83
秤にかける16.13
指定校14.61
暴発14.31
区別をつける15.88
ああして14.57
据える14.01
自白14.67
ぶっちぎり15.20
見抜ける14.47
若しや13.84
錯覚13.81
随時14.60
顔を赤らめる15.17
蒸しパン15.58
耽る14.41
蝋人形15.89
箇所13.76
無くす14.07
ボクっ娘15.69
折り重なる14.81
凍らす15.92
色彩14.29
意中の人15.55
ほじくる15.17
恥ずべき14.87
傀儡14.08
見切り14.37
堕落14.48
自主的14.60
出来上り16.72
稽古13.76
よろよろ14.51
横並び14.94
常識人14.65
十中八九14.38
乱取り15.69
体現14.30
匿名15.02
客室14.17
訛り14.88
無しには15.07
丸裸14.95
突き抜ける14.11
疑念14.04
ヤバい13.88
打ち抜き15.38
暗殺事件15.39
13.97
ポージング14.88

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