I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
みたい262.65
復活263.43
収入263.99
ひたすら263.47
262.87
村長263.44
空く263.28
通常263.30
届く262.86
優雅263.54
ブティック265.36
工事263.88
と言うことは263.00
水浴び264.40
注文263.54
可能性262.61
魔獣262.97
関係262.73
繰り返す263.34
昼食263.51
倒す262.70
結界262.91
進む262.84
店員263.61
262.82
隠す263.08
当たり前263.08
立ち263.49
別に262.69
ほくそ笑む264.32
犠牲263.47
263.17
微笑む263.01
かなり262.54
小川264.36
貰える263.04
戦争273.00
了解273.26
ニコニコ273.89
困る272.85
272.97
披露273.81
二曹273.26
その間273.25
下物273.27
入浴274.23
進んで273.07
お客様273.74
椅子273.07
村人273.41
拭う273.60
記憶272.80
動揺273.31
示す273.10
与え272.95
一度272.79
家族272.92
結局272.91
最悪273.24
駄目272.86
そう言えば272.80
先公275.67
手紙273.07
ねー272.79
生贄274.01
入口273.55
付ける273.02
両親273.20
すら272.67
酷い273.02
海豹275.73
決定273.43
剣士273.37
ないか272.68
降り273.19
273.57
大事272.94
いるか272.92
なのです272.91
とんでもない273.37
作成273.47
と言うか272.68
帰宅273.93
こい273.57
一つ272.53
利し273.25
覚える273.07
居る272.39
我ら273.27
活動273.19
わざわざ283.09
合わせる283.24
いらっしゃる283.26
戦い282.55
283.75
不意に283.38
いらっしゃいませ284.15
282.73
んです282.32
始めて283.15

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