I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
署名14.36
これを機に14.75
漏れなく14.65
元請17.11
ぱくつく15.44
いだ14.46
前借り15.45
憎々しい14.55
兄弟げんか16.53
名付ける14.30
序列14.22
壊滅13.76
作業所15.86
盗聴14.69
忰せる14.86
ぷんぷん14.90
紕い16.75
大慌て14.50
まい13.58
口ごもる14.37
記念品15.17
リサーチ15.13
硬度14.42
はっちゃ14.97
漁る14.16
収穫期15.40
嫌悪感14.10
紫色13.86
たんこぶ15.26
食文化14.86
加減13.84
自給自足14.76
塗りたくる14.94
奥行き14.87
ビクッと14.37
告天子14.86
選択の自由15.61
チクチク14.83
円満14.87
大したことない14.61
自由恋愛15.38
将来13.44
証人14.40
将来的14.17
ランダム14.23
どちらかと言えば13.93
13.99
代替わり14.65
身の程知らず14.88
フラストレーション15.20
李下に冠を正さず16.69
来てる13.84
口をとがらす16.46
ファイナル15.42
出金16.48
問屋14.83
戦闘能力13.89
致命傷13.81
王手15.20
ひざ下15.88
先駆け14.94
付録15.73
不可解14.14
優男14.47
顔を見せる14.46
浮遊13.74
見聞き14.68
囂しい15.63
標準化16.04
電気ショック15.70
突起14.68
持ち替える14.49
げっそり14.82
兄さま14.15
揚げる14.50
殿様14.87
一般向け15.27
に限らず14.24
ツヤツヤ15.06
おまま事15.10
刈り上げる15.61
子守唄14.87
トリガー14.30
新陳代謝15.49
コメディ15.03
非売品15.62
出刃15.48
お見通し14.43
力関係14.63
浅はか14.55
襲い掛かる14.02
参照14.37
物干し15.89
よろよろ14.51
官吏14.28
ぽっと出15.10
高級品14.29
15.17
持込む16.27
落胆14.10

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