I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
笑い合う14.62
品目14.80
公開期間16.81
獣脂15.56
とんでも14.09
挟撃作戦16.48
逆立ち14.88
聞かせる14.31
気がする12.98
化学反応15.21
2つとも15.74
とくとく15.58
三社14.45
ひざ丈16.15
号令をかける15.31
招待券15.77
横長15.19
卑怯13.91
栄光14.25
抜刀14.37
おふざけ15.07
栓14.83
漁師14.13
禁じ手15.23
何でやねん15.18
取り分ける15.05
ペチャパイ16.28
壁伝い15.35
琴線14.96
衝動的14.79
令嬢13.06
支障13.99
打開策14.62
小皿14.62
機嫌よく14.90
円滑14.62
先祖代々14.95
一等地15.07
父性15.43
オーソドックス14.79
風上14.96
ああして14.57
はる13.35
気っ風16.11
お伺い14.36
目論み15.00
あれから13.70
高みの見物14.95
一次14.69
分配14.26
ビクッと14.37
通じ14.26
転換14.32
全てにおいて14.71
かも知れず15.07
大真面目14.79
いうことを聞く15.78
食事時15.10
どんなに13.61
多13.46
離脱13.83
革製品15.42
製品14.24
見覚え14.11
際どい14.62
複合14.21
煙草14.21
べし15.07
所有権14.51
焼きつくす15.81
一山15.33
輝度15.80
自警団員14.95
ストップ14.24
足を向ける14.68
革装15.32
運が無い15.90
兄弟げんか16.53
いだ14.46
守護者13.82
唇を奪う15.63
品格15.06
焦がす14.50
空穴16.36
とも無く14.74
金利15.40
弱みを握る15.73
滑り14.33
声を張り上げる14.38
凍り付く14.25
対決14.16
序盤14.30
身体的14.56
鐘13.93
強行軍14.72
塩漬け14.60
塗りつぶし15.28
表舞台14.55
火種14.29
加入14.17

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