I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
琥珀14.06
想像通り14.54
除け13.88
理不尽13.67
増す13.62
はれ14.69
握り飯15.15
引きかえす16.23
両隣り16.03
訴えかける14.74
圧勝14.52
じりじり14.23
立ち直る14.19
引越し14.75
窒息14.72
星型15.24
剝く15.30
14.05
盛り14.31
若い子14.84
駆られる14.58
自尊心14.48
火の玉14.19
保存庫15.27
突如として13.94
意思疎通14.23
取っ組む15.81
どんなに13.61
恐れがある14.40
想像力14.49
飛びこむ14.81
無口14.35
轟かす15.49
ぐいっと14.46
壊滅的14.56
ログハウス14.65
目をそらす14.77
行動をとる14.83
コック14.65
寝物語15.27
家紋14.46
朝ごはん14.48
追加注文15.18
網焼き15.64
止まれ14.37
預金残高16.14
前座15.03
舞い戻る14.43
見て回る14.38
してみると14.17
王座14.53
継続は力なり15.96
2714.43
山吹15.71
親父13.24
ふてぶてしい14.67
腹筋14.45
中途15.12
何度でも14.25
燃え上がる14.04
催す14.48
たらしい14.18
腹を立てる15.22
性犯罪15.67
薄茶色15.06
ハンディ15.65
お眼鏡15.00
遣る14.19
資産14.28
ような気がする13.55
極度14.49
傷み14.61
苛立つ13.97
昼飯14.26
律義15.47
妹さん14.30
13.70
丸めこむ15.84
今現在14.00
駆けだし15.06
得策14.35
魔法少女14.26
ある限り14.43
宮廷13.77
ご立派14.80
だからと言って13.47
進路13.84
結果オーライ14.77
放り込み14.69
筒二14.47
すんすん15.15
手腕14.06
最適13.96
奥が深い15.03
熱伝導16.02
捕り物15.55
食分14.80
ごろ寝15.85
賞賛14.01
ビギナー14.77

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