I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
どうしたの283.34
以降283.32
注ぐ283.35
んです282.32
ユニット284.26
掲げる283.37
タオル283.85
わざわざ283.09
副官283.86
協力283.04
不意に283.38
283.05
お願いします283.20
たっぷり283.52
事情283.01
そうした283.31
不思議282.81
同様に283.46
283.20
撫でる282.95
睡眠283.74
いらっしゃる283.26
唖然283.69
玄関283.59
合わせる283.24
282.96
282.73
合計283.81
あいつら283.47
素晴らしい283.20
284.24
賭金285.93
伯母284.21
如何した283.27
覆う283.25
失礼283.13
始めて283.15
間違いなく283.12
エクスプロージョン285.15
農地283.24
明らか282.98
戦闘282.51
戦い282.55
陶芸295.45
取り293.16
暴れる293.33
巨人293.27
格闘293.84
切り裂く293.43
ですが292.62
のみ293.02
黒い292.78
292.96
振り292.89
292.96
消す293.13
とにかく293.04
15293.52
に付けて293.65
諜報294.10
頭上293.41
魔術292.65
就いて293.02
並ぶ293.38
やれ293.27
経営293.82
求める293.21
語りかける293.89
我慢293.21
見つかる293.09
飛んで293.00
完成293.20
切る292.91
シール294.11
こっち292.61
一体292.67
救う293.16
暹羅294.23
過ぎる292.60
でしょう292.49
それ迄293.26
早速293.13
甘い293.09
杜鵑295.42
半分293.03
ジジイ294.14
10万294.57
294.08
増える292.87
翌朝293.92
感じる292.58
いきなり292.95
敢えて293.31
パンツ293.93
覚悟293.02
ドア303.15
それなり303.46
これ等303.57
303.22
に連れて303.40

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