I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
エクスプロージョン285.15
それも282.72
不思議282.81
始めて283.15
副官283.86
合わせる283.24
以降283.32
従う283.38
タオル283.85
戦闘282.51
合計283.81
283.31
282.73
賭金285.93
283.75
283.05
唖然283.69
あいつら283.47
間違いなく283.12
282.96
協力283.04
いらっしゃる283.26
たっぷり283.52
ワンピース283.96
284.29
ユニット284.26
戦い282.55
284.24
撫でる282.95
不意に283.38
お願いします283.20
事情283.01
農地283.24
わざわざ283.09
同様に283.46
漏らす283.26
いらっしゃいませ284.15
283.20
掴む283.00
素晴らしい283.20
掲げる283.37
そうした283.31
んです282.32
飛んで293.00
陶芸295.45
やれ293.27
頭上293.41
求める293.21
のみ293.02
黒い292.78
魔術292.65
10万294.57
早速293.13
シール294.11
過ぎる292.60
消す293.13
敢えて293.31
いきなり292.95
それ迄293.26
取り293.16
格闘293.84
杜鵑295.42
翌朝293.92
諜報294.10
とにかく293.04
切る292.91
感じる292.58
経営293.82
暹羅294.23
でしょう292.49
増える292.87
ですが292.62
一体292.67
ジジイ294.14
に付けて293.65
パンツ293.93
見つかる293.09
並ぶ293.38
就いて293.02
半分293.03
救う293.16
切り裂く293.43
振り292.89
甘い293.09
語りかける293.89
292.96
暴れる293.33
294.08
15293.52
完成293.20
292.96
巨人293.27
覚悟293.02
我慢293.21
こっち292.61
沢山302.94
上がる302.69
302.90
それなり303.46
ゲット304.21

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