I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
染み14.05
三組14.90
恐れがある14.40
踏みしめる14.25
遠距離13.69
夜ごと15.78
故意14.91
嵩む14.98
満席15.10
蘇り14.85
毎度あり14.96
へらへら14.67
講じる14.46
13.44
隠し事14.31
くっく14.63
14.98
無難13.98
となったら14.53
兆し14.50
量産13.84
14.18
小作人15.60
野中13.48
アレ13.12
黄金色14.28
非売品15.62
悲歌14.75
偏る14.26
やり返す14.65
15.06
身を寄せる14.97
再調査15.54
うつらうつら14.94
口のきき方15.63
耐えうる14.95
殺人罪15.68
血糊14.94
しかして14.37
自治14.79
脆くも15.11
大したことない14.61
作法14.09
町娘14.91
通貨単位15.64
オープンサンド16.51
判定13.99
むか15.30
象徴的15.13
どっこいしょ15.56
子守歌15.36
睡魔14.57
イメチェン15.43
優劣をつける15.90
への字14.67
ボディブロー15.40
自在に14.14
どちらからとも無く14.99
叩き込み14.67
封じ込める14.63
眠い13.83
毀れ14.33
ざらつく15.32
無縁14.13
ろう14.51
やんちゃ14.57
鮮やか13.84
工作13.94
思いのほか14.34
刷る15.39
飛び蹴り14.93
煌めき14.53
東端14.88
重力13.68
今後とも14.40
収集14.11
クレーム14.78
場当たり15.27
ランダム14.23
ソーサー14.94
都内14.40
めでたしめでたし15.01
グラブ16.03
気だるい14.51
出世14.12
寝返り14.53
ヘタレ14.22
日陰者15.34
快く14.08
13.25
泊地15.98
起用15.27
業務委託16.46
止まれ14.37
感情移入15.07
100倍15.03
大捕物15.85
取りあう15.62
実戦13.62
見てもらう14.67

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