I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
仕入れ価格16.23
お座り14.71
サプライズ14.51
塗りつぶし15.28
アンデット14.65
間違いなし14.54
13.41
眠い13.83
売れ筋15.49
諸君14.03
全勝15.26
洗濯板15.53
枠内15.50
網目15.30
土壇場14.73
掴みどころのない15.68
世故15.15
射程13.82
撃ち抜く14.22
まー13.87
心にもない15.14
住宅14.69
ハイエナ15.03
モーション14.52
迫力13.80
痩せる14.86
ぶっ叩く15.60
締り16.05
スキル12.40
野ウサギ14.70
バッティング15.48
エスカレート14.93
矜持14.10
グレる14.41
言い出しっぺ15.24
ゾクゾク14.74
招へい16.69
頷きあう15.15
鉱物14.27
自由恋愛15.38
見向きもしない14.97
約数15.87
学術14.68
情欲14.96
右回り15.48
物の数ではない15.58
避難経路15.77
飲料水15.01
惨殺14.75
思考実験15.67
勝どき16.03
反動13.82
事切れる14.76
カート14.58
噴く14.23
低レベル14.58
民草14.78
薄らぐ15.05
大上段14.74
下味15.13
衝撃的14.17
自主的14.60
低層14.03
食い下がる14.39
嘆息13.95
ダンス13.76
良かれ15.08
メス犬16.23
見かけ14.07
量る14.94
随時14.60
税務15.93
経理14.82
首を落とす15.18
しー14.43
配分14.47
取引所15.79
機会損失16.59
安っぽい14.69
一睡15.04
クイズ14.92
言いたげ14.45
引き付ける14.64
均一化15.58
プラン14.22
具だくさん15.64
一束15.38
横暴14.33
自己愛15.57
消毒14.60
キセル15.37
特異14.11
ずらかる15.36
焼売15.91
避雷針15.22
迫り14.32
客引き15.03
問屋14.83
損害14.06
真苧14.41

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