I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
窓越し15.02
勇猛14.65
雇い14.66
安心安全15.21
ベイクドポテト16.89
兎にも角にも14.52
性的暴行16.09
集14.14
死ぬほど14.36
ばんばん15.15
何時かは13.89
どやどや15.46
ならぬ13.59
ダブル14.47
後進14.81
ぐれる14.54
段違い14.36
遠近15.09
幾重15.02
なし崩し15.05
専門用語15.15
裏腹13.95
魚網16.89
商才15.06
それすら14.05
春を鬻ぐ16.42
ガリ14.67
市街図16.81
決め手14.54
賛成派15.36
花柄15.06
無闇やたら15.03
殿様14.87
嫁入り道具15.43
試作14.10
口内14.37
元通り14.17
マネージャー14.60
抜き足で16.89
道案内14.46
マカデミアナッツ16.99
差出人14.66
取り下げる15.23
あしらい14.97
魔道士14.02
機13.04
二筑15.35
金利15.40
貧相14.50
好転14.56
タヌキ寝入り16.64
振るまい14.98
難易度13.74
ズレ14.23
肉屋14.43
しょんぼり14.20
小皿14.62
工夫を凝らす15.89
出世14.12
レバー14.44
跡継ぎ14.24
あざとい14.64
砲台14.58
取りこぼす14.84
あれから13.70
煮え切らない14.99
略14.68
変質14.21
未定14.55
補う13.95
注意を促す14.91
手口14.57
単発14.74
一人負け16.53
腹を据える16.64
嬉しいことに15.51
踞る14.67
調子狂う15.53
ぎりぎり14.03
目新しい14.54
私財14.94
ぶらぶら14.50
編みこむ16.42
全容14.51
大成功14.48
預金残高16.14
よく通る声15.01
首を傾げる13.48
涙する15.10
滅亡14.14
素晴らしさ14.49
ポスター14.78
手頃14.44
バンバン14.55
なだらか14.67
香草14.02
毛頭14.94
つつも13.23
持ってこい14.81
圧する15.30

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