I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
交わす303.24
どこか302.70
市場303.73
耳打ち304.09
凄い302.72
申し出303.74
逆に303.06
これ等303.57
場内304.80
名物304.40
それなり303.46
に連れて303.40
ゲット304.21
ちゃ302.92
ずつ303.48
光景302.91
ドア303.15
沢山302.94
大きく302.61
303.22
303.52
歩く302.65
財布303.94
上がる302.69
302.90
みたいな312.70
お気に入り313.82
幹部313.65
抜く313.09
313.48
やはり312.55
無理312.63
やっぱり312.64
自律314.58
砕く313.46
重ねる313.62
312.68
だって312.30
100万314.69
ハイ313.49
怒り312.96
多い312.52
水路313.98
ヒキニート315.65
高級313.77
纏う313.15
陶器314.36
ではある312.91
これなら313.45
方向313.02
313.10
斯うした313.79
ふーん313.74
事はない312.83
なのである313.56
硬直313.71
一通り313.70
313.14
異なる313.27
差し出す313.14
何やら313.19
に対する312.99
気に入る313.24
そちら323.02
323.17
作戦323.04
オークション324.05
発動322.87
小さい322.69
帰還323.35
でござる324.01
少なくとも323.05
ナイトクラブ326.07
問題ない323.12
夫妻323.84
久しぶり323.40
伝え323.05
室内323.51
支払う323.75
アイテム322.88
薔薇色324.96
がる322.87
開発323.36
打ち合わせ323.80
322.78
好き322.59
どんな322.69
幸せ322.99
想像322.89
受け取る323.03
殺し322.99
にて323.20
お呼び323.71
奉加322.99
322.97
おいた323.06
思わせる323.71
純白323.95
もし322.64
提供323.59

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