I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
混乱303.09
他に303.02
耳打ち304.09
凄い302.72
沢山302.94
に連れて303.40
名物304.40
戦302.90
市場303.73
それなり303.46
豚303.52
光景302.91
歩く302.65
ゲット304.21
申し出303.74
場内304.80
ちゃ302.92
これ等303.57
兵302.79
どこか302.70
裏303.22
装束304.13
逆に303.06
大きく302.61
交わす303.24
一通り313.70
台313.48
に対する312.99
やはり312.55
無理312.63
お気に入り313.82
砕く313.46
方向313.02
多い312.52
みたいな312.70
事はない312.83
怒り312.96
陶器314.36
ヒキニート315.65
だって312.30
鳥313.14
高級313.77
これなら313.45
やっぱり312.64
ふーん313.74
ハイ313.49
差し出す313.14
幹部313.65
ではある312.91
纏う313.15
なのである313.56
側312.68
硬直313.71
旅313.10
自律314.58
水路313.98
斯うした313.79
100万314.69
気に入る313.24
抜く313.09
何やら313.19
重ねる313.62
異なる313.27
がる322.87
思わせる323.71
伝え323.05
服322.78
支払う323.75
発動322.87
問題ない323.12
久しぶり323.40
提供323.59
思いつく323.34
お呼び323.71
小さい322.69
夫妻323.84
奉加322.99
幸せ322.99
作戦323.04
ナイトクラブ326.07
少なくとも323.05
おいた323.06
微笑み323.30
もし322.64
にて323.20
薔薇色324.96
殺し322.99
そちら323.02
帰還323.35
妻323.17
安心322.88
室内323.51
ちゃんと322.69
己323.00
書く322.69
どんな322.69
グレート324.71
打ち合わせ323.80
開発323.36
想像322.89

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