I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
どこか302.70
ゲット304.21
交わす303.24
財布303.94
市場303.73
装束304.13
混乱303.09
逆に303.06
大きく302.61
303.52
歩く302.65
ちゃ302.92
沢山302.94
耳打ち304.09
に連れて303.40
ドア303.15
場内304.80
上がる302.69
これ等303.57
凄い302.72
それなり303.46
名物304.40
302.90
他に303.02
光景302.91
だって312.30
なのである313.56
お気に入り313.82
無理312.63
方向313.02
ふーん313.74
312.68
何やら313.19
100万314.69
高級313.77
抜く313.09
纏う313.15
異なる313.27
陶器314.36
事はない312.83
みたいな312.70
313.10
一通り313.70
水路313.98
幹部313.65
ハイ313.49
砕く313.46
313.48
差し出す313.14
ではある312.91
怒り312.96
斯うした313.79
気に入る313.24
やっぱり312.64
やはり312.55
自律314.58
重ねる313.62
多い312.52
313.14
これなら313.45
ヒキニート315.65
硬直313.71
に対する312.99
奉加322.99
思わせる323.71
受け取る323.03
問題ない323.12
夫妻323.84
どんな322.69
がる322.87
幸せ322.99
提供323.59
打ち合わせ323.80
安心322.88
殺し322.99
好き322.59
帰還323.35
でござる324.01
323.00
グレート324.71
室内323.51
何故か322.92
もし322.64
支払う323.75
薔薇色324.96
思いつく323.34
オークション324.05
322.97
ナイトクラブ326.07
322.78
想像322.89
伝え323.05
おいた323.06
書く322.69
少なくとも323.05
微笑み323.30
純白323.95
ちゃんと322.69
323.17
にて323.20

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