I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
力こぶ15.34
我が子14.04
ズ14.42
視線を落とす14.58
試飲14.99
しょっ引く16.02
馬鹿面15.88
し放題15.01
収束13.93
任す13.71
後ろ側15.04
言い出し14.32
同系15.95
注意書き15.05
肉弾戦14.74
パール14.45
被膜15.60
生憎13.80
善意14.18
美声14.82
せねば13.95
指定校14.61
歯黒15.80
時価総額16.42
畳む14.31
思い上がる14.80
涙目13.75
府13.92
魔女っ子15.65
にこやか13.81
受託15.59
お見通し14.43
威光14.45
偏狭16.11
うがい15.56
鮗16.81
下町14.28
トマト14.10
自白14.67
ひき肉15.14
非難13.84
改名14.96
姉さん13.39
取り皿15.21
火炉15.34
キャリーバッグ15.83
姉御14.56
起爆剤15.44
生け捕り14.56
後半戦15.19
ミニスカート14.87
深紫15.77
研究費用16.02
愚者14.12
時間をつぶす15.79
物知り14.77
言い寄る14.48
主導権14.31
捕らわれる14.84
交わり14.96
思ってもいない15.03
歴代14.13
プラン14.22
スタリオン16.45
不戦勝15.38
碌な14.28
ノイズ14.08
一つ一つ13.91
好いこと14.98
中間14.21
軌道修正14.82
出前15.07
間隔14.13
加減13.84
地元14.05
憐憫14.74
人それぞれ14.41
チャンスを窺う16.64
時計台15.33
仲良し14.19
1冊15.27
仲間外れ14.74
何事も無く14.95
2人分15.24
我を忘れる15.40
単品15.10
在らせられる14.77
行って来15.35
略して14.79
凍り付く14.25
使用許可14.94
相談に乗る15.12
海水浴14.69
一味14.49
着目14.99
遠距離13.69
水回り15.47
暗殺事件15.39
とまり木16.69
計量15.38

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