I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
何でやねん15.18
魚介14.66
親玉14.54
余程13.33
神々13.40
与する14.57
馬鹿にする14.43
燃えさかる15.07
体の良い15.57
改名14.96
豊饒15.72
毀れ14.33
象徴的15.13
子供の頃13.96
右から左へ15.15
三又槍16.21
堕天使14.33
香草14.02
立ち居振る舞い14.66
歯くそ15.06
百万14.28
と比べて13.79
いじめっ子15.09
骨と皮15.08
チラチラ14.14
どかどか15.17
食後14.13
暗に14.08
済まなそう14.88
赤む17.59
武者震い15.07
接点14.23
暖簾に腕押し15.63
生粋14.40
賞賛14.01
センチ13.67
凍らす15.92
快活14.37
不自由14.07
糞女15.73
閉館15.69
実入り14.74
統制14.29
従事14.35
申しあげる15.03
謂れ13.88
平たい14.60
性的暴行16.09
一芝居15.37
乗り気14.20
マジ泣き15.60
冷汗15.11
宛て14.61
寄こす14.84
オーブン14.66
ヤツ13.26
違法14.43
一昼夜15.28
栄光14.25
注意を促す14.91
椰子の実15.84
パチ物16.19
図々しい14.50
からと言って13.68
料理屋14.74
みだりに15.08
足を踏みいれる16.57
加憲15.35
親馬鹿14.84
自殺14.10
消火14.70
浴客17.42
称える14.46
色香14.66
あいさつ代わり16.20
ソーサー14.94
今更ながら14.17
叩き落とす14.69
カスタマイズ14.92
普及14.19
大群14.20
適温15.05
飲み込みが早い15.67
再興14.58
15.28
群集15.05
梱包14.67
した方が良い14.39
リサイクル15.20
あざとい14.64
ライトニング14.89
無難13.98
その気13.88
仲良し14.19
反抗期14.63
芽生える14.46
子守唄14.87
ひっそり14.06
度重なる14.55
ボウタイ16.99

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