I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ニヤける15.62
ようやっと14.83
知ったこっちゃない15.26
保身14.59
避雷針15.22
新陳代謝15.49
差し込み14.74
こじ開ける14.53
鎮魂歌15.67
主義14.28
意味ない14.50
器具14.34
尾を引く15.24
は種15.03
動物愛護15.63
控え室14.33
濃厚14.12
名誉職15.33
長剣13.67
賛成派15.36
運休16.45
出品者15.37
ずーっと14.52
反抗期14.63
行く手14.32
ボンクラ14.88
日当たりの良い15.49
年がら年中15.38
ふん縛る15.61
ホルダー14.62
初対面13.84
タイミング良く14.55
香り立つ16.00
歴代14.13
服を着る14.82
いがみ合う14.96
ピスタチオ15.81
無駄になる14.67
かーぎやー17.59
泣き顔14.62
下賤14.75
一回り小さい15.29
試運転14.93
その気13.88
芽生える14.46
どちらでも14.39
13.39
全般に15.10
出刃15.48
確りしろ14.57
お伴15.09
駆け込み15.18
浄化槽16.26
訛り14.88
重荷14.56
事実婚15.96
商品券15.91
一般向け15.27
ぶくぶく15.12
明かりを消す15.93
群がる14.06
14.05
嫌々14.67
消極的14.52
最後の最後14.17
部品14.04
褒美14.04
じゃれ付く15.40
使いわける16.59
這い上がる15.10
副業15.00
カッコ14.22
焼きを入れる16.51
読み取る14.00
揉み手15.12
鞭打つ14.90
取り払う14.56
針金14.81
奉公14.79
ホの字16.23
片足14.19
熟知14.51
子守唄14.87
節操14.95
売場15.79
増築14.23
醤油13.98
満足の行く15.58
身体中14.35
異例14.50
冱えない14.65
踞る14.67
14.11
潜在的14.78
利ザヤ16.55
経理14.82
迷惑をかける14.47
極楽15.02
煩わしい14.35
ぎゃっ14.81

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