I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
暗澹14.86
どきどき14.66
出してくれる14.46
腹いっぱい14.93
同店17.59
そんで14.23
セクシーポーズ16.15
普段使い15.20
余裕しゃくしゃく15.85
辟易14.34
無いと13.66
手分け14.32
知らんかった15.28
お積もり14.17
扇子14.42
育て方14.93
水中13.66
悲劇13.99
軟らかい15.10
手描き15.71
違約金条項17.59
精力的14.74
香味野菜15.49
周りの目14.98
発想13.73
した方が良い14.39
忠誠13.94
かいな14.05
両名14.30
一目散に14.38
僧階14.13
根城14.55
年代14.38
もろに14.74
身体中14.35
ゴシック15.20
書き取り15.36
真中15.15
化物13.98
何ごと15.10
育む14.34
仕入れ値15.51
行き当たりばったり14.83
平穏13.83
ハイネック16.04
修復13.54
大きすぎる14.25
矢先に14.66
お得14.79
原始的14.57
仰天14.60
兎にも角にも14.52
不死13.80
売価15.92
作業所15.86
空にする14.86
真価14.48
若しかすると13.71
昨15.22
標的13.87
せっかち14.80
与太15.84
超え13.42
つなぎ止める15.34
飲食物15.41
脚気15.43
公共15.10
矜持14.10
小瓶14.20
柔和14.24
複合14.21
瓦窯15.22
先鋒14.66
参照14.37
ぶらぶら14.50
起し14.92
縛りあげる15.40
呑み14.43
喧嘩っ早い15.42
寄越す13.88
趣14.42
目論み15.00
ノン14.84
代用14.44
葬り14.85
シリーズ14.12
丁目15.04
寝返り14.53
一廉15.72
共用14.95
取り止めのない15.18
一箇所14.38
逆提案16.89
野兎14.11
我がもの15.45
変質14.21
醜14.76
6日14.64
揉め14.21
ハンター13.70

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