I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
262.87
昼食263.51
合流263.35
眺め263.05
工事263.88
微笑む263.01
自警団264.28
麗人264.77
収入263.99
衛兵263.62
かなり262.54
別に262.69
金属263.33
空く263.28
犠牲263.47
と言うことは263.00
注文263.54
ご免263.00
263.38
優雅263.54
当たり前263.08
魔獣262.97
悲鳴253.14
253.23
252.75
破魔255.04
253.74
単に253.46
忙しい253.14
問いかけ253.56
職人253.35
付き253.15
成果253.51
当たる253.06
253.50
二つ名253.91
縫いぐるみ253.93
それから252.79
253.23
芸人254.65
泣き253.33
明るい253.19
たまに253.27
始め253.31
洗面所254.73
へえ253.66
兄弟253.59
ままに253.37
なよ253.13
よな252.69
豪快253.96
それでも252.43
挑発253.71
性格253.09
逃げる252.85
格好253.19
253.69
変わる252.75
任せる253.12
切角253.20
上級253.38
最も253.10
試しに253.89
そしたら243.83
であろう243.07
243.09
転生243.23
午後243.43
城塞243.94
若者243.63
是非243.36
遊び243.37
挙げて243.30
どうか243.04
おかしい242.76
どちら243.37
大浴場244.61
流れる243.28
242.68
流れ242.90
若しかして243.01
243.21
入手243.64
ご免なさい243.18
合わせ243.63
とる243.14
左右243.23
体力243.19
なんです242.80
尻尾243.15
バカ243.23
自然243.04
どうも243.18
光る243.26
観光客244.43
紳士243.96
再度243.43
出てくる243.14
241.75
入り243.18

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