I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
関係262.73
262.82
可能性262.61
倒す262.70
村長263.44
衛兵263.62
262.85
昼食263.51
通常263.30
263.17
魔獣262.97
結界262.91
眺め263.05
262.96
追加263.31
犠牲263.47
隠す263.08
失敗263.02
完全262.65
決め263.10
別に262.69
当たり前263.08
ままに253.37
253.23
職人253.35
当たる253.06
なよ253.13
格好253.19
忙しい253.14
へえ253.66
よな252.69
253.50
それでも252.43
兄弟253.59
最も253.10
252.75
変わる252.75
成果253.51
253.23
明るい253.19
253.74
逃げる252.85
性格253.09
挑発253.71
上級253.38
始め253.31
任せる253.12
付き253.15
問いかけ253.56
芸人254.65
253.69
単に253.46
切角253.20
豪快253.96
泣き253.33
たまに253.27
それから252.79
破魔255.04
試しに253.89
二つ名253.91
洗面所254.73
悲鳴253.14
縫いぐるみ253.93
どうか243.04
狙う242.89
242.68
いえ242.75
若者243.63
光る243.26
どちら243.37
であろう243.07
なんです242.80
流れる243.28
241.75
観光客244.43
午後243.43
残り243.10
長い242.68
243.21
是非243.36
ホール243.84
予め243.76
挙げて243.30
どうも243.18
尻尾243.15
ご免なさい243.18
左右243.23
品物244.07
見送る243.37
客間244.30
そしたら243.83
登場243.44
奴ら243.10
さっき242.78
合わせ243.63
転生243.23
大浴場244.61
紳士243.96
とる243.14
城塞243.94

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