I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
殺し322.99
提供323.59
アイテム322.88
想像322.89
もし322.64
微笑み323.30
おいた323.06
受け取る323.03
付333.29
ルーム334.26
飾る333.67
そこから333.10
連絡333.05
わい333.90
&333.78
街中333.66
終える332.86
その物333.04
との事333.24
昏倒334.39
同様333.31
非常に332.99
しかない332.80
儂333.13
すまん333.60
泣く333.07
あら333.12
落ち着く333.00
回収333.27
恐怖333.06
東333.20
告げる332.80
膝333.14
幼女333.61
ため息をつく333.95
匜332.76
当然のことながら334.55
元気333.07
参加332.93
いつもの様に333.64
野菜333.36
原333.91
洗濯物334.42
翌日343.38
淡い343.61
リーダー343.32
カボチャ344.58
働く343.07
似合う343.33
開催343.90
実験343.40
出向く343.83
迎え343.35
オレ342.60
館343.38
促す343.30
どういう342.81
張る343.09
丁寧343.39
掛け343.00
さっさと343.12
ても良い342.90
命342.72
1枚343.98
話しかける343.15
軽い342.69
んじゃ342.56
実家353.44
数352.61
という物352.99
ふん353.34
麦わら帽子355.02
為替354.01
染まる353.39
乗る352.77
商品353.49
大量353.06
ブーツ354.03
我々353.01
食う353.13
祝詞353.05
試し353.38
無事353.09
面々353.25
幾つか353.13
道具353.19
堪能353.84
謁見353.70
鯨354.61
もう一つ353.36
脱ぐ353.49
ては352.43
気配352.79
伯父さん353.54
困った353.27
氷結354.37
お嬢様353.17
1万354.34
じゃあ352.61
そうして362.85

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