I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
純白323.95
思いつく323.34
ちゃんと322.69
久しぶり323.40
322.97
帰還323.35
支払う323.75
作戦323.04
街中333.66
非常に332.99
元気333.07
333.14
わい333.90
昏倒334.39
いつもの様に333.64
333.20
回収333.27
333.78
終える332.86
その物333.04
333.13
しかない332.80
飾る333.67
333.29
当然のことながら334.55
野菜333.36
落ち着く333.00
ため息をつく333.95
そこから333.10
ルーム334.26
恐怖333.06
連絡333.05
同様333.31
洗濯物334.42
幼女333.61
参加332.93
すまん333.60
告げる332.80
332.76
泣く333.07
あら333.12
333.91
との事333.24
促す343.30
丁寧343.39
似合う343.33
さっさと343.12
どういう342.81
開催343.90
出向く343.83
実験343.40
翌日343.38
リーダー343.32
軽い342.69
ても良い342.90
働く343.07
343.38
掛け343.00
342.72
んじゃ342.56
話しかける343.15
1枚343.98
淡い343.61
カボチャ344.58
オレ342.60
迎え343.35
張る343.09
食う353.13
道具353.19
ては352.43
という物352.99
謁見353.70
試し353.38
無事353.09
祝詞353.05
商品353.49
為替354.01
ふん353.34
352.61
脱ぐ353.49
354.61
染まる353.39
1万354.34
困った353.27
乗る352.77
じゃあ352.61
面々353.25
我々353.01
伯父さん353.54
気配352.79
幾つか353.13
お嬢様353.17
氷結354.37
もう一つ353.36
大量353.06
麦わら帽子355.02
ブーツ354.03
堪能353.84
実家353.44
求め363.14

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