I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
指揮官13.53
熟15.16
ニンニク14.70
人間社会14.80
お伴15.09
抜刀14.37
初戦14.27
登用14.80
行きつけ14.88
もみ洗い16.28
出方14.39
子守唄14.87
塩漬け14.60
こうすると15.15
実務14.59
薄情14.54
申告14.69
恋13.39
女好き14.69
ズタズタ14.59
誂え15.09
なれど14.61
逃げ込む14.06
特殊効果14.43
口上14.41
近しい14.11
攻め立てる14.72
何げない16.49
商談成立15.69
褒め言葉14.39
糞14.11
可能であれば14.74
雇われ14.26
初代13.75
背く14.50
熱狂的14.88
どうという事はない14.88
干支13.94
足手まとい14.29
賭け金15.17
超越13.97
持続14.53
悲歌14.75
こじ開ける14.53
腕まくり15.07
止まれ14.37
ホステス15.59
取っ付き15.51
助長14.80
あえぎ声16.07
血の巡りが悪い16.57
極貧15.66
講じる14.46
どんなに13.61
暫らく15.55
後回し13.95
お手14.40
仲良し14.19
粋14.56
他用14.13
馬鹿にする14.43
あぁ12.97
思ってもいない15.03
極み14.29
抱き抱える15.37
縛り上げる14.38
三次15.18
気苦労14.80
窓枠14.62
成金趣味15.49
耐水15.53
反乱軍14.00
リスキー15.21
後ろ盾14.11
恥ずかしながら14.62
方がまし14.84
豊饒15.72
最終調整15.17
手強い14.31
ポリス15.12
敵愾心14.78
狼煙14.67
控え室14.33
力量13.83
お代14.74
すり14.43
心して14.81
取り皿15.21
返す刀14.93
冷え込む14.89
水田14.88
罰せられる15.02
お眼鏡15.00
落つ15.18
サクッ14.48
ブリスケット17.59
実態14.31
目からうろこが落ちる16.59
青身17.11
食卓14.11

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