I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
寸劇15.24
お手14.40
ごねる14.78
薬指14.58
目測14.78
歯くそ15.06
心の交流16.39
事実婚15.96
家紋14.46
七人14.21
焼き付く14.58
真っ平15.13
根菜15.04
拈り14.48
文官13.76
擬い14.70
屈する14.46
卷く17.29
木の実14.22
目眩14.39
14.37
つべこべ15.24
悩める15.25
捕らわれ14.67
印象付ける15.34
体の良い15.57
引き立て役15.31
マゾ14.90
追随14.47
止めておく14.62
えーん15.49
脳裏に浮かぶ14.67
手すり14.45
空気を読む15.10
ぱあ15.30
前払い14.97
試験用15.58
臨時休業15.49
ぎこちない14.12
注目の的14.95
お座り14.71
13.77
読本16.09
ストック14.25
小瓶14.20
肉片14.29
挑発的14.54
籠絡14.84
会心14.90
一種13.64
目覚まし14.92
フード13.63
この期に及んで14.39
抜け目のない15.40
万事14.59
14.08
怠る13.91
度胸14.18
生き体13.93
水脈14.61
販売権16.06
あえぎ声16.07
奇しくも14.54
何回か14.25
何処となく13.87
繋げる13.94
成金趣味15.49
石けん15.57
お祭り騒ぎ14.64
14.98
具足14.85
びた一文15.97
先輩12.70
どこの馬の骨15.00
チチ15.75
成し遂げる14.03
恥ずかしながら14.62
ラムレーズン16.01
もみ洗い16.28
前世13.21
嬉しいことに15.51
表現者16.15
海辺14.68
食いしばる14.17
楽しみに待つ15.73
ちらっと見る15.64
血筋13.91
ニス14.19
とめど無く15.00
心に残る15.50
ホっと15.62
タイミング良く14.55
差額15.20
胸ぐらをつかむ16.29
大剣13.44
連れだす16.04
粉物15.93
勧誘14.00
極まれ15.60
名誉挽回15.42

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