I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
フォーメーション14.85
鞭打つ14.90
副産物14.81
10時14.73
釈然14.36
隅っこ14.42
あんな風に14.27
ラズベリー15.37
巡らす14.57
筆記体15.88
取り上げ14.11
男手15.06
魔方陣14.18
すき焼き15.23
スタンス14.45
13.83
称える14.46
極小14.66
14.83
日用品14.69
二着15.34
びっしり14.44
マヌケ14.80
悩める15.25
徴用15.10
塗りつぶし15.28
歩み寄り14.39
化導14.71
がり14.31
ベタ14.75
工事中15.24
平屋14.89
15.17
本能的14.09
超え13.42
雇い14.66
憂う14.93
単刀直入14.39
化学反応15.21
逆手14.34
ふんだんに14.39
効果的14.03
パンチラ15.58
じゃれ合う15.13
荒め16.19
成績13.82
必要に応じて14.83
言い直す14.69
都市名15.93
今現在14.00
お婆さん14.17
オープニングイベント16.72
腕のいい14.82
食文化14.86
洗濯板15.53
長い間14.02
鉱物14.27
交換条件14.83
仲裁14.42
盗み聞き14.51
はさみ14.87
書き上げる14.69
じゅうじゅう15.23
嵩む14.98
根掘り葉掘り14.87
百万14.28
バクバク14.73
猛特訓15.45
遊びに行く14.54
ちらつく14.51
14.57
気にしないで13.81
満足の行く15.58
事実婚15.96
遠方14.06
自警団員14.95
13.91
参加申し込み16.14
高慢ちき15.52
錯覚13.81
あからさま13.81
フリーズ14.53
滑か14.57
グラタン14.97
眠たい14.51
手遅れ14.07
挿画15.56
精査14.55
風上14.96
結論を出す14.80
薫り14.70
15.11
13.81
1千15.51
極細15.37
14.83
もみ洗い16.28
何回か14.25
肩口14.27
東郊17.59

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