I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
時の362.80
いつの間にか363.19
求め363.14
人生363.17
価格363.97
観客363.64
そうして362.85
1日363.81
より362.31
伸ばす363.00
と言った362.53
誘う363.11
お客さん363.75
覗く363.34
流し363.30
何故ならば364.21
362.44
売る362.92
なり362.48
ショップ364.51
意味362.49
営業364.07
賭け363.64
そうです362.73
362.98
事により363.78
メイド363.08
昨日362.87
近づく362.83
362.74
可憐363.45
期待362.90
373.67
ディーラー374.96
もっと372.63
魔力372.17
でもある372.97
372.74
373.47
建物373.04
男たち373.49
見事373.20
372.54
372.96
誰か372.71
取り戻す373.24
373.29
レストラン374.15
派遣373.51
374.47
引き373.23
金額373.59
市民373.82
程度372.58
372.73
モール374.84
どうぞ373.16
旦過374.35
露店373.85
止まる372.95
言い放つ373.62
始まる382.93
ビート384.64
でしょ383.03
行き383.32
一言383.11
やっと383.21
すっかり383.27
分け382.31
一手382.89
王家383.23
ほぼ383.03
周り382.77
に従い383.80
確かに382.39
以前382.85
お店383.48
如何383.47
最高383.21
ようだ382.24
382.53
左手383.25
真っ白383.65
潜入383.84
てね393.19
着替え393.45
詰まり392.59
のでは392.62
20393.34
声をかける393.47
構う393.29
念のため393.66
希望393.24
393.28
広場393.31
夜呂死苦393.17
393.37
こそ392.75
決める392.93
392.96

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