I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
そうして362.85
事により363.78
何故ならば364.21
吊るす364.28
営業364.07
時の362.80
1日363.81
可憐363.45
いつの間にか363.19
観客363.64
伸ばす363.00
近づく362.83
より362.31
丁362.44
メイド363.08
お客さん363.75
賭け363.64
覗く363.34
十362.98
誘う363.11
昨日362.87
人生363.17
なり362.48
意味362.49
嫌362.74
そうです362.73
流し363.30
期待362.90
と言った362.53
求め363.14
ショップ364.51
売る362.92
客373.29
建物373.04
言い放つ373.62
い372.74
露店373.85
レストラン374.15
程度372.58
派遣373.51
址372.54
金額373.59
令374.47
誰か372.71
止まる372.95
引き373.23
モール374.84
男たち373.49
見事373.20
もっと372.63
取り戻す373.24
でもある372.97
耳372.73
舌373.47
市民373.82
母372.96
旦過374.35
魔力372.17
どうぞ373.16
牛373.67
ディーラー374.96
一手382.89
ようだ382.24
王家383.23
最高383.21
分け382.31
でしょ383.03
すっかり383.27
周り382.77
大382.53
潜入383.84
真っ白383.65
以前382.85
ほぼ383.03
ビート384.64
一言383.11
確かに382.39
左手383.25
如何383.47
に従い383.80
行き383.32
お店383.48
やっと383.21
始まる382.93
構う393.29
視線392.32
ですから392.87
てね393.19
指392.96
詰まり392.59
設置393.34
夜呂死苦393.17
交わる394.38
無視393.03
左393.28
使える392.62
奪う392.94
住民393.58
20393.34
希望393.24

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