I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
こじつけ15.23
最後方15.33
滴り14.72
迫り14.32
表情豊か15.15
いい加減にしろ14.48
疑念14.04
漢字14.31
進路13.84
ずらかる15.36
媚を売る15.36
ばきっと14.55
挑発的14.54
挟み込む14.53
戦慄14.05
従って13.83
火種14.29
土石15.62
逆手14.34
ビクリと14.51
脱衣場15.22
飛びこむ14.81
意思疎通14.23
商品券15.91
食料品14.54
くそ13.67
ちと14.20
黒曜石14.62
滑か14.57
失言14.45
金銭的14.60
消化不良15.31
遅すぎる14.66
なんの気なしに15.94
テコ入れ15.32
主義14.28
機嫌よく14.90
立て髪14.65
作業着14.83
言い出しっぺ15.24
読み取る14.00
せっかち14.80
眠たい14.51
長方形14.52
ダシ14.79
目に染みる15.77
崇める14.14
気取る14.34
人格13.90
初戦14.27
身勝手14.25
板状15.04
15.41
避難経路15.77
成れの果て14.75
すすり泣く14.91
右派14.74
後輩13.79
知らんけど14.70
引っ切り無しに14.61
人呼んで15.47
風化14.68
寝言14.48
命令を下す14.75
酷使14.42
振り出し15.17
群がる14.06
出来うる限り15.14
凍り付く14.25
叔父さま15.90
14.21
両隣り16.03
当該15.05
前座15.03
自給自足14.76
竜の口15.27
横長15.19
追っかける15.40
そつなく14.95
春を鬻ぐ16.42
火炉15.34
あたし達13.92
焦がす14.50
天に唾する16.45
栄養14.05
享受14.56
現場検証15.64
順位14.23
標準14.57
アメと鞭16.99
褒め言葉14.39
公平性15.33
しかねない14.19
なんちゃら15.00
いわく付き15.42
裂け目14.56
グロい15.06
六尺ふんどし17.29
サン14.62
差し置く14.50

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