I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
むかっ14.68
職権濫用16.07
帰属14.96
居座り15.17
明い15.78
褐色13.99
電気ショック15.70
合戦14.36
半人前14.84
勇敢14.28
あぶり出し15.48
紋章13.71
執心14.70
名誉挽回15.42
がね13.58
機微14.56
ボード14.25
東西14.31
捕獲13.95
収拾がつかなくなる15.67
なれの果て15.38
炊き出し14.50
締め上げる14.96
ハンドルを切る16.29
第二次14.78
コロッケ14.64
焼売15.91
癒す13.84
大感謝15.69
お世辞にも14.55
犬の顔15.80
編み込む14.72
農園14.69
成り行き14.10
オヤジギャグ16.11
疚しい14.47
再燃15.08
抉り取る15.46
和らげる14.28
圧勝14.52
動物愛護15.63
恥ずべき14.87
商売仲間16.16
机上14.85
チキン14.53
起伏14.50
標準化16.04
モミジ14.66
悲劇13.99
襟首14.48
歩調14.56
金銭問題16.32
陶15.55
判定13.99
おかげ様で14.46
生き体13.93
すれすれ14.68
揺らぐ13.96
縫製14.60
読み切り15.67
シーツ14.21
即す15.09
極秘14.66
怖いもの知らず15.31
どんより14.59
隠し事14.31
兵隊14.07
ネタばらし15.31
安らぐ14.64
直ちに14.28
最古参15.00
板子15.19
驚かす14.05
ナックル14.79
素振り13.69
考え無し15.08
腹の中14.34
上気14.50
どこの馬の骨15.00
脱線14.48
ハメ14.49
ごん14.18
手描き15.71
惨め14.19
過程13.84
足手まとい14.29
選り好み15.23
黄色い声14.79
アンクル14.75
アリバイ作り15.91
大嫌い14.30
纏い付く16.81
発注者16.27
持ち味15.11
遊び相手14.67
毒消し14.82
凄く13.11
ライフ14.24
こよなく愛する15.43
梳く14.54

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