I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
寄せ集め14.76
未練たらたら15.80
思い直す14.23
随行14.74
首を振る13.85
卑怯13.91
13.86
一仕事14.64
ふっと13.77
水死体15.61
設ける14.21
下石14.74
悪人14.19
がやがや15.08
トラップ14.01
パフォーマンス14.51
取り皿15.21
好む13.80
節穴14.89
仲間同士14.96
げらげら笑う16.30
前置き14.13
乱取り15.69
薄目15.01
13.95
昏睡14.95
そうですが13.91
お構いなく14.87
女風呂15.73
出世14.12
雇い14.66
汗を流す15.02
号令をかける15.31
増産14.59
息せき切る15.26
しちゃダメ14.75
丸裸にする15.98
避難経路15.77
グロい15.06
以来13.53
趣味のよい16.69
ミニスカート14.87
焼き網16.24
稚拙14.72
子弟14.42
扶養15.89
離脱13.83
15.37
カゴ14.26
初対面13.84
横町15.74
2人分15.24
宿場町13.80
馬鹿みたい14.29
バウンサー16.85
廃る15.18
よろよろ14.51
アリバイ作り15.91
拡散14.01
居座り15.17
そなた13.57
二肥15.17
風呂敷14.87
閑静15.23
マイナス14.08
厭味14.94
実務14.59
と比べて13.79
雇用主15.00
目をむく15.89
上客15.03
歪む13.51
反社会的15.66
測る13.99
乗り物酔い15.17
ぶつ切り15.13
訴えかける14.74
どやどや15.46
装備品14.00
なす術14.84
王権14.44
むっと14.47
小学校14.12
興奮状態14.78
体勢13.40
解脱15.58
我慢ならない15.05
速攻14.15
ベッドテクニック17.59
14.73
特記事項15.07
自治権15.26
浮き14.40
着せ替え人形15.08
兎にも角にも14.52
鬻ぐ17.05
機会損失16.59
不用意14.23
13.90
眠りこける14.79

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