I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
雰囲気392.89
のでは392.62
交わる394.38
視線392.32
393.28
構う393.29
20393.34
奪う392.94
決める392.93
使える392.62
ばかり392.53
着替え393.45
嬉しい392.74
先日403.39
息吹404.35
事実402.77
403.41
変化402.90
若しかしたら403.16
ベル403.30
怖い402.81
403.38
生活402.93
大好き403.33
その日403.31
残る402.71
並べる403.53
500403.92
402.64
仕方がない403.28
お湯403.74
呪文403.15
農夫404.57
キス403.48
結構402.82
なんて402.13
選ぶ402.84
文句403.23
宝石403.36
防具413.36
413.21
珍しい412.91
所謂413.49
売上414.61
与える413.03
死ぬ412.49
美味しい412.91
キッチン414.01
空気412.85
ご主人さま414.06
パーティー413.12
振る412.80
412.60
全裸414.06
呉れ手412.75
俺たち412.60
伝わる413.09
私達412.90
ほう412.88
現す413.50
王城423.37
真っ赤423.24
余裕422.89
たり422.26
図面424.45
本当に422.34
おお422.89
向け422.69
直接423.02
423.16
422.60
新た423.00
一気に422.98
途中422.94
行動422.64
ティールーム425.70
カウンター423.43
所属423.37
受ける422.66
近く422.69
423.21
貴様422.99
本人422.96
得る432.82
広報官435.88
徐々に433.30
中心433.08
互いに433.41
出発433.26
オープン434.27
かも432.76
戻り433.40
街道433.32
引く432.90
大陸432.89
433.09
お母さま434.40
内緒433.91
433.33
一撃432.89

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