I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
使える392.62
ですから392.87
てね393.19
指392.96
最近392.84
こそ392.75
ばかり392.53
住民393.58
広場393.31
交わる394.38
のでは392.62
視線392.32
左393.28
その日403.31
残る402.71
息吹404.35
若しかしたら403.16
文句403.23
選ぶ402.84
呪文403.15
500403.92
結構402.82
並べる403.53
大好き403.33
変化402.90
怖い402.81
仕方がない403.28
両403.38
お湯403.74
宝石403.36
事実402.77
生活402.93
先日403.39
ベル403.30
族402.64
農夫404.57
なんて402.13
キス403.48
歌403.41
ご主人さま414.06
キッチン414.01
布413.21
全裸414.06
現す413.50
防具413.36
売上414.61
珍しい412.91
死ぬ412.49
伝わる413.09
パーティー413.12
空気412.85
ほう412.88
二412.60
俺たち412.60
美味しい412.91
呉れ手412.75
与える413.03
所謂413.49
振る412.80
私達412.90
余裕422.89
図面424.45
行動422.64
本人422.96
王城423.37
たり422.26
途中422.94
直接423.02
剔422.60
所属423.37
新た423.00
受ける422.66
一気に422.98
弾423.21
肌423.16
カウンター423.43
本当に422.34
真っ赤423.24
貴様422.99
向け422.69
おお422.89
近く422.69
ティールーム425.70
徐々に433.30
広報官435.88
瞬間432.61
戻り433.40
大陸432.89
出発433.26
素直433.05
互いに433.41
オープン434.27
三都432.91
中心433.08
かも432.76
一撃432.89
街道433.32
お母さま434.40
得る432.82
過ごす433.05

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