I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ライフ14.24
失礼しました14.18
ショートヘア15.03
発狂14.38
挑発的14.54
飲料水15.01
学び14.20
寛大14.38
剣術13.52
浮遊13.74
オープンサンド16.51
命令を下す14.75
陰気14.66
剥ぎ取る14.88
がっつく14.83
夜なべ15.69
簡易化15.79
イブニング16.55
掛け湯15.87
うわさ話15.62
具合13.52
勝負は時の運15.98
壮観14.62
荷台14.02
感情移入15.07
視点13.59
クマ13.43
アウトドア15.26
恐れ多くも15.13
栄光14.25
時すでに遅し15.19
問屋14.83
しゅんと14.60
夜更け14.76
口角14.11
遊びに来る14.76
存在意義14.54
セット販売16.18
敷14.96
勧善懲悪15.66
拝する15.67
に依って15.04
諸君14.03
跳ねる13.97
その都度14.45
奉公14.79
年貢14.95
摂取14.33
決着をつける14.67
錯乱14.51
ひくひく14.77
くっく14.63
毛布13.89
漢の中の漢16.34
隠し事14.31
明い15.78
座りこむ14.86
投擲13.57
リサーチ15.13
借入金16.27
有事14.24
刀自15.06
嫌味13.95
トリ14.21
泣かせる14.47
雄臭い16.89
褥15.42
再編14.62
にゃーにゃー15.61
補填14.63
学友14.52
窺く14.84
してみると14.17
出金16.48
強行突破14.83
演技派15.50
倍加15.10
成し遂げる14.03
脚気15.43
停刊15.48
座り直す14.92
身を委ねる15.18
高慢ちき15.52
祭る14.90
味見14.12
削除14.34
道路上16.18
育て方14.93
褐色13.99
酷く13.32
流儀14.49
襟巻15.72
文官13.76
アヒル14.93
前売り券16.55
化物13.98
腕のいい14.82
成れの果て14.75
爽快14.76
後口15.94

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