I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
着崩れ15.67
頼りない14.22
取り壊し15.40
証人14.40
酌む15.28
あわよくば14.49
破壊力13.93
13.32
待ち遠しい14.71
崇める14.14
黄色い声14.79
正真正銘14.26
勝負パンツ16.39
13.36
倍加15.10
居座る14.30
大ごと15.00
3914.40
やり返す14.65
トス13.93
勝負どころ15.49
耳にする14.60
共感14.13
熱弁14.76
勇敢14.28
乾かす14.37
14.53
プロデュース15.27
彼自身14.08
質疑応答15.06
ごたごた14.85
その場その場15.44
14.61
査定14.57
暗に14.08
イベント会場15.65
締り16.05
にゃんにゃ16.48
安請け合い15.11
プリン13.97
暴漢14.78
だんだん13.78
詰めよる16.31
他言無用14.75
願ってもない14.78
第514.45
感じがする13.93
あり得ないほど14.88
乗り物酔い15.17
無条件14.31
ほじくる15.17
前王14.87
びた一文15.97
保健15.26
温い14.26
疾走14.17
選別14.19
ケモナー15.29
んな13.82
金に汚い15.83
ふむふむ14.19
頭のおかしい14.96
コラボ15.06
コメント14.11
有効期間16.75
物語る14.20
ふむ13.03
根掘り葉掘り14.87
擬い14.70
払い出し16.69
15.37
留る16.00
民兵14.81
委員長13.96
見知らぬ13.93
金銭問題16.32
縁がある14.90
急ピッチ14.95
流出14.43
受けつける15.63
陸上14.32
屠体15.07
商売仲間16.16
受託15.59
談話室14.69
罰則14.66
固唾14.42
色彩14.29
ヘルメット14.46
あってこその14.99
お疲れ様13.73
濁り14.71
世界を舞台に15.95
飛び火14.83
封鎖14.11
試練13.52
クラブ14.44
掛け持ち15.25
14.50
1勝15.66

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