I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
素直433.05
かも432.76
出発433.26
大陸432.89
お母さま434.40
プラム444.65
442.79
問い443.36
部下443.07
次々443.28
店舗444.00
精神443.21
簡単442.68
幾ど442.84
それら443.01
管理443.26
442.96
初めて442.64
加護443.17
発見443.22
1000444.10
乗せる443.07
ゲイ445.02
442.39
とやら443.43
運ぶ442.97
ライブハウス445.54
仲間452.81
452.91
建設453.96
もん452.71
感心453.34
おう453.25
向かい453.46
強い452.36
相談453.14
勝負453.22
婦人454.15
452.78
設計453.97
早く452.72
中央453.07
位置452.95
状態452.57
もう一度453.13
かも知れない462.21
面白い462.98
遊歩道465.28
名乗る463.29
笑い462.95
筋肉463.40
463.11
出来462.54
使者463.59
出かける463.56
香り463.32
違う462.29
歌う463.58
モヒカン464.48
そろそろ462.88
イベント463.27
探す462.81
術式463.20
止め472.78
ものを472.71
しかも472.72
戦士473.02
笑う472.45
馬鹿472.99
止める472.80
そうか472.72
殺す472.63
一番472.58
解除473.39
人々472.97
まさか472.68
買う472.81
ワード474.56
購入483.40
とても482.67
ケビン484.40
沈黙483.25
482.41
様々483.02
浄化483.70
100483.56
以上482.42
リビング483.77
動く482.53
予約484.05
492.24
492.47
492.39
493.78
492.75
全く492.49
もので492.67
驚き492.99
宝箱493.79
やばい493.54

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