I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
近しい14.11
試練13.52
1つ1つ15.12
でなければならない14.64
揺れ動く14.64
綴る14.44
ネタばらし15.31
パンチラ15.58
満員御礼15.44
やんややんや15.46
格納14.53
媒体14.50
勇気づけ15.28
封筒14.18
懲り懲り15.04
辛党15.94
騒ぐ13.50
知れ渡る14.22
さし14.65
不快感14.17
持ち寄る14.99
動物愛護15.63
ポジティブ14.72
コソ泥15.52
しんと14.58
レイピア14.21
揉め14.21
ウインドウショッピング16.23
中止命令16.02
大半13.47
クリティカル14.47
派生14.30
乗っける14.74
演習14.13
懐かしむ14.53
夢想14.57
口ほどにもない16.01
乱痴気騒ぎ15.54
両名14.30
モップ掛け16.05
自主的14.60
満貫16.29
胸が痛む14.99
応接間14.41
丸儲け15.85
試験用15.58
ミニスカート14.87
退る14.37
自警15.24
見積もり14.89
押し込み14.81
アッパー14.98
気取り屋16.30
心像15.94
決め手14.54
見回り14.15
挟み込む14.53
ステテコ16.05
拝する15.67
直訴14.82
工場13.99
クランベリー15.62
枯れる13.98
ぷくぷく15.48
風除け15.29
標榜15.26
記録保持者15.93
南向き15.86
名前をつける15.16
非効率14.90
ぽんぽん14.28
秘部16.01
脆弱14.37
弱いものいじめ15.75
与太話14.98
技法14.59
配列15.24
血の気14.13
水量14.78
質素14.26
やきもちを焼く16.48
まっせ15.51
計量15.38
不死身14.52
愛しい13.98
穿り出す16.81
理想郷14.82
7千15.91
金銭的14.60
ネズミ13.98
へばり付く15.12
勝負は時の運15.98
浸透14.11
小馬鹿にする15.16
憐憫14.74
ズレ14.23
営利15.43
共鳴14.24
内陸14.73
お先に失礼します15.44

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