I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
20歳14.73
我慢ならない15.05
リード13.85
上に立つ14.29
街路14.59
履行14.97
与する14.57
反省の色15.20
はらはら14.79
恒例14.54
勇気ある14.91
体脂肪率15.93
十中八九14.38
風邪13.90
大サービス15.42
アレ13.12
蒸らす15.32
イヤ13.98
割り振る14.28
15.17
掻っ払う16.22
手をとる15.51
10人14.33
殺陣15.50
に当たって13.73
ってば13.84
見切る14.37
適応14.20
思う壺15.17
希少13.97
単発14.74
ダッシュ13.84
凄む14.69
意識を失う14.68
下段14.62
九人14.62
前王14.87
作業着14.83
来客者15.74
全店16.31
筒二14.47
抑止力14.62
エンディング14.62
めでたしめでたし15.01
がれ13.99
好青年14.82
三段目15.44
パンツスーツ15.85
熱量14.32
全量15.98
閉幕15.49
下ネタ15.03
食料品14.54
恵む14.96
肝臓14.80
塗料14.70
ナンバー214.93
ヘルメット14.46
為す13.89
1列15.70
グレる14.41
焼きを入れる16.51
労働者14.50
貸し切り状態15.78
補給13.75
旧姓15.39
不用意14.23
首を傾げる13.48
途切れ14.16
大げさ13.96
身元14.38
抜け殻14.70
安請け合い15.11
代用14.44
身を委ねる15.18
どっこいどっこい15.44
学会14.71
ホっと15.62
猛毒13.90
千枚14.91
全面的14.23
悲しいかな14.86
筒抜け14.52
何それ13.89
張本人14.28
名残惜しい14.26
身銭15.75
自分の分14.56
14.31
紐パン15.62
サクッ14.48
器具14.34
境遇14.09
ツンデレ14.27
木工14.00
売名行為16.27
萌え14.33
負債14.92
講評15.97
ボロボロ13.68

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