I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
発令14.79
子宝15.12
知ったこっちゃない15.26
疑念14.04
染み14.05
纏い付く16.81
鉄は熱いうちに打て16.07
種苗15.70
個人的13.62
寝返り14.53
感覚的14.37
13.93
きゃあ14.28
のめす14.50
13.95
伝票15.17
頂ける13.53
大半13.47
海松菜15.81
見回り14.15
絶頂14.90
面会人16.55
鰹だし16.45
茶碗蒸し15.33
道のり14.16
又も14.05
引き延ばす14.95
力量13.83
お馬さん14.96
冷やっと15.65
助力14.01
保存状態15.36
ピロートーク16.23
高鳴る14.26
全勝15.26
主演15.09
気がする12.98
思案顔14.74
お漏らし15.19
未練たらたら15.80
小猫15.33
倍加15.10
攻める13.85
真っすぐ14.54
ごく一部14.64
むかっ14.68
焼き肉14.74
政治的14.00
クレーム14.78
名誉職15.33
狼煙14.67
洗濯板15.53
多少なりとも14.15
つなぎ止める15.34
方がまし14.84
一目惚れ14.48
不眠不休14.98
遠さ15.52
薄目を開ける15.81
取り下げる15.23
気だるい14.51
拭き14.24
連想14.09
一律15.06
聖域13.91
ぽんと14.39
九日14.99
腹いっぱい14.93
新築15.00
範囲内14.03
人類13.48
フィーバー15.33
再興14.58
過去形14.93
爆乳15.10
健在14.06
装飾13.71
役にたつ15.51
命令を下す14.75
ボランティア14.75
13.81
諌める14.51
語らい14.72
ヘルメット14.46
図々しい14.50
作りだす14.57
注目の的14.95
日当たりの良い15.49
取り付く14.48
ワイン13.73
亜ぐ15.37
高すぎる14.39
球状14.70
取り決める15.20
吸い取る14.33
したがる14.70
ラムレーズン16.01
視覚14.04
苦難14.32
壮年14.22

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