I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
選り好み15.23
アクション14.28
ボディガード15.22
すらすら14.78
一大14.41
編みこむ16.42
発情14.85
カテゴリ14.88
すっぽり14.30
小綺麗15.21
2人分15.24
毎日毎日14.60
微塵13.81
条件を満たす14.98
見破る14.22
リード13.85
ノッカー15.03
特殊効果14.43
隠密13.98
気取る14.34
異臭14.72
露払い14.83
眠りこける14.79
踊り狂う15.55
破産14.44
表ざた15.77
餌食14.39
樹木14.09
静粛14.99
故人14.72
実務14.59
頭を抱える14.29
研磨剤15.82
そなた13.57
謙虚14.48
晩餐13.99
敬愛14.28
申し出で15.17
最寄り14.82
闇金15.90
たい14.03
スティック14.88
試乗15.60
興奮状態14.78
ボランティア14.75
雇用主15.00
めったに見られない16.39
口を挟む14.16
秀でる14.27
使い手13.73
マイ13.93
嫌々14.67
懐疑的14.79
ちょい待ち15.28
一回戦14.60
白髪混じり15.54
達人14.08
魚料理14.75
悪露15.14
自殺14.10
納品14.27
そんで14.23
項14.99
体裁14.37
葬り14.85
ううん13.63
2714.43
立て替え15.31
気持ち良い14.32
工夫を凝らす15.89
重点的14.63
添付14.97
前々15.47
準備中14.79
過程13.84
成就14.50
よせやい15.62
格上14.13
得心14.52
一枚上手15.27
矛先14.15
高すぎる14.39
上着13.94
利き13.97
進行方向14.29
逆に言うと15.06
訛り14.88
入場口15.46
取り逃がす14.67
遊びに行く14.54
着崩れ15.67
全量15.98
参加希望者15.75
償い14.62
何ごと15.10
先手14.22
袋叩き14.86
静める14.84
双子13.69
平和協定16.39

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