I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ポケット13.72
空を飛ぶ13.96
叩き出す15.11
キレる14.74
定価15.43
どうって事ない15.09
13.90
15.22
そうすると13.89
人使い15.24
遠近15.09
13.69
子供の頃13.96
目的意識15.38
婆ちゃん14.68
おめでとう13.91
僣用15.70
震え声15.13
一睡15.04
陸路14.61
待望14.84
支援13.43
現場検証15.64
後回し13.95
粗悪品14.98
赤む17.59
話は別14.02
記録更新15.70
虐殺14.21
わいわい14.67
ばんばん15.15
ドラム14.72
薄目を開ける15.81
はらはら14.79
穀倉地帯14.83
たい14.03
1杯14.96
溶ろける17.42
とは限らない13.88
這い上がる15.10
敷居15.04
感謝の念14.75
計量15.38
お互いに13.53
軟弱14.65
群がる14.06
ゲロ14.70
梳く14.54
イワシ15.37
合言葉14.82
13.40
文官13.76
ソーサー14.94
胸ポケット14.83
13.27
行きわたる16.04
決議15.30
糞野郎15.12
置き去り14.06
悪名14.68
異音14.91
し易い13.94
荷台14.02
相手をする14.20
たおやか14.80
に当たって13.73
獣性15.41
神話13.86
同類14.30
葉っぱ14.16
注目を集める14.75
ペチャパイ16.28
処す14.70
1列15.70
運がいい14.61
交付金17.29
プロモーター16.53
勿体ぶる14.79
人間並み15.36
一頭14.17
他言無用14.75
焙る15.49
捕獲13.95
自陣14.77
内意15.02
出掛15.08
崇める14.14
そうこうする内に15.15
立ち直る14.19
打ち明ける14.12
無機質14.31
救い主15.29
二人きり13.85
体勢13.40
蛮族14.24
1勝15.66
不死身14.52
重大13.95
体内13.59
14.81

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