I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ヤクザ14.47
方便14.70
立て替え15.31
後を絶たない14.98
大捕物15.85
息子さん14.53
果肉14.92
繋がる13.22
購入者15.13
グッドラック15.94
一着14.68
百万14.28
後々13.94
主演15.09
蒸し魚16.21
空け13.98
こぼれ落ちる14.44
ベッドメイキング15.78
カラメル化16.81
化導14.71
開発計画15.39
組み立て14.30
何人たりとも15.20
持ち替える14.49
伊良14.14
うろうろ14.40
試合終了14.88
擬い14.70
放流15.27
黄色い声14.79
大慌て14.50
空き巣15.21
夜が明ける14.87
抑えつける15.27
道のり14.16
スタリオン16.45
バトンタッチ15.25
仲が悪い14.56
のめす14.50
煮え切らない14.99
13.40
依托14.68
確りしろ14.57
得心14.52
反対意見14.74
煩多15.72
これ見よがし14.52
シカト15.27
生む13.81
ミント14.58
嫌味13.95
爪痕14.67
待合15.60
下請16.99
稚拙14.72
資金調達15.47
金玉15.55
マドラー15.98
増し14.05
誘拐犯14.52
クセ14.64
薦める14.98
託ける16.29
気にする13.51
体内13.59
滴り14.72
払い出し16.69
流水14.62
ちと14.20
数値13.94
寛容14.40
どうでも14.09
ホルダー14.62
ざらつく15.32
特徴的13.99
お転婆娘15.77
取り止めのない15.18
栄養14.05
すくみ上がる15.81
80014.75
13.36
門内15.68
シャキーン15.66
嘲る14.51
びくっと14.58
証人14.40
等間隔14.61
してみると14.17
嘘つき14.47
よって13.62
結果論14.87
在らせられる14.77
衆人15.60
プルプル14.34
再編14.62
お手のもの15.43
侵入者13.90
ファイナル15.42
シャレ14.86
風下15.05

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