I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
食事会14.52
二度あることは三度ある15.91
殺到13.95
会議場14.83
暖簾に腕押し15.63
代わりになる14.79
鵜飼い16.85
二着15.34
膨れ13.99
単色15.33
しむ15.19
突きとめる16.26
13.80
逸らす13.35
お兄さん13.58
チキン14.53
エスカレート14.93
正式メンバー16.51
プロモーター16.53
入り浸る14.70
マン13.70
問屋14.83
悪質14.63
捌ける14.81
陰険14.85
人間技15.85
力を貸す14.74
よーし14.14
道理で14.11
しかして14.37
陥落14.12
カテゴリ14.88
代表的14.76
へばり付く15.12
品定め14.74
商品券15.91
鎮痛15.36
カート14.58
狭間14.14
こよなく愛する15.43
格別14.50
違える14.29
カタルシス15.46
休暇14.04
魅了13.49
親密14.47
方針決定16.09
また今度14.30
上流階級14.49
嫌味13.95
未定14.55
急展開14.94
経験を積む14.94
特殊性15.11
有り合わせ15.91
他言無用14.75
何ちゅう15.38
栄光14.25
跳ねる13.97
ちゃんとした14.02
殺傷能力14.83
海藻類16.07
薄らぐ15.05
試飲14.99
ラブラブ14.68
私有15.74
引き金を引く14.78
サディスト15.30
音域15.58
一目惚れ14.48
造型15.58
攻める13.85
焼け焦げ14.85
図々しい14.50
羞恥心14.42
極まりない13.97
卑怯13.91
糞女15.73
と比べて13.79
エコ15.21
最高潮14.64
東郊17.59
其れはそうと14.46
欠点13.93
スリ14.58
資産14.28
夢心地15.34
否というほど15.66
杞憂14.21
ライトニング14.89
両胸15.98
リア12.68
寒気14.19
据える14.01
パチ物16.19
兄弟げんか16.53
敗れ14.39
そうですが13.91
疑似的14.93
野生13.95

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