I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
マッチョ14.47
あたふた14.52
ほんの僅か14.08
秩序14.14
博打打ち16.00
折り返し14.95
濡れタオル15.29
食らわせる14.55
若気14.38
たたき落とす15.33
温い14.26
物がある13.46
通りかかる14.74
一度だけ13.95
マン13.70
薄皮14.92
飛び道具14.56
物おじ15.85
肥料14.40
注入14.60
平ら14.49
駆け込み15.18
よくある事14.36
異例14.50
止めに入る14.93
言い出しっぺ15.24
賃貸料15.78
たわわ15.04
省く14.27
口ほどにもない16.01
サービス内容16.36
いちゃつく14.67
掛け図14.55
序列14.22
7つ14.86
使いわける16.59
ウンウン14.79
単刀直入14.39
となったら14.53
ガイダンス15.76
乗り付ける15.57
焼き付く14.58
いがみ合う14.96
収穫期15.40
負債14.92
一日中14.33
後回し13.95
経営方針15.70
持ってこい14.81
足らない14.76
空振り14.51
家出少女16.30
二度三度14.94
一定量14.92
苦戦13.74
突き止める14.36
ドライバー14.70
タコ殴り15.18
夜気15.10
味も素っ気もない16.23
ポテトフライ15.81
騎乗13.77
名誉13.70
ご立派14.80
一段14.26
アンテナ14.77
満員御礼15.44
講じる14.46
反映14.16
勝算14.30
カッター14.28
宝石店15.38
おめでとう13.91
折半15.23
すすり泣く14.91
粗悪15.07
導き出す14.29
結び付ける14.85
宮廷13.77
阿鼻叫喚14.57
何と言っても14.69
リア12.68
白髮16.19
増す13.62
開場15.49
逃亡13.96
紐パン15.62
本券17.59
特産物15.23
変換13.81
流行り14.65
やり返す14.65
土壇場14.73
後ろ髪を引かれる15.22
叔父さま15.90
確りしろ14.57
激変14.83
握手を交わす14.83
大剣13.44
そうなんです13.96

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