I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
腕のいい14.82
雅味14.20
大気13.87
赤ちゃん14.00
13.93
800万15.87
纏い付く16.81
食事を摂る15.09
紫外線15.10
ビクリと14.51
増築14.23
ふてぶてしい14.67
ごゆっくり14.61
労働者14.50
ギミック14.57
肉弾戦14.74
体操14.26
怖いもの知らず15.31
サラリーマン14.56
一種13.64
登録名15.56
数ヶ月14.05
碌な14.28
民芸品15.66
不快13.73
一日中14.33
通貨単位15.64
14.11
グルグル巻き15.21
反故14.82
捻出14.68
表ざた15.77
収穫期15.40
着物13.99
尊厳14.46
楽しみに待つ15.73
圧死14.29
食用14.47
醍醐味14.77
傭兵13.25
コンサルティング16.05
女風呂15.73
先回り14.45
口裏15.22
喧嘩っ早い15.42
竜の口15.27
とくとく15.58
激動14.95
野蛮人15.04
図式15.04
携行14.90
のめす14.50
持ち出す14.03
預金残高16.14
告天子14.86
纏わりつく14.89
関係がない14.52
心意気14.66
訳の分からない14.52
良かれ15.08
煮え切らない14.99
質実剛健15.03
ビクッと14.37
東端14.88
歌声14.18
あいさつ代わり16.20
足らない14.76
生理現象15.28
家賃14.68
二度あることは三度ある15.91
何処にも13.78
枯渇14.02
イン13.77
メス14.41
開戦14.24
プラスマイナス016.01
ぎりぎり14.03
届け出15.09
塗りたくる14.94
不届き15.20
心中14.01
出没14.36
ストレスフリー16.14
アウトドア15.26
うがい15.56
飲料水15.01
迎えうつ16.08
納得のいく14.73
挑戦的14.89
ある限り14.43
違約金条項17.59
ごねる14.78
オンリー14.96
眠気14.06
垣間見る14.13
数匹14.32
その場その場15.44
身勝手14.25
善意14.18
人並み14.52

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