I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
仲間内14.58
裏社会14.72
満つ14.73
保身14.59
迷い込む14.30
捉まる15.51
視線を落とす14.58
仕入れ先15.57
プレミアム15.47
揉み手15.12
修まる15.07
お互い様14.45
いい気味15.00
だから何だ14.84
せこい15.25
喧々諤々15.34
体現14.30
囂しい15.63
戊13.85
ファイティングポーズ15.38
鞭打つ14.90
承認者15.95
犬っころ15.16
本能的14.09
山岳14.73
二十13.34
不安げ14.21
あぶり出し15.48
再戦14.56
嘆息13.95
エスカレート14.93
ネック14.59
寐る14.87
査定14.57
満室15.36
水中13.66
切り出し14.47
ライフ14.24
二人前15.36
タップ14.67
拈り14.48
絶対悪15.71
半人前14.84
工事中15.24
逸す14.36
全身浴17.29
そこここ15.33
グレー14.45
邪気14.46
良かれ15.08
納得のいく14.73
道々15.13
7千15.91
忠誠13.94
勢14.05
フラストレーション15.20
たたき落とす15.33
有耶無耶14.86
脚気15.43
フォルム14.64
漢字14.31
微笑13.73
一つには14.99
数ヶ月14.05
細かい金16.99
好いこと14.98
不自由14.07
検分14.46
オープニングイベント16.72
お尻14.02
各所14.02
丸1日15.52
お見通し14.43
桁が違う14.96
脳内13.72
下石14.74
抜刀14.37
晴れやか14.43
頬を張る15.99
希望的観測14.76
一般向け15.27
負14.30
待望14.84
歩調14.56
ストレスフリー16.14
出不精15.52
イエス14.44
宝飾店15.45
覚えこむ16.59
って言うか13.52
遠距離13.69
表明14.26
父娘14.96
持続14.53
不眠不休14.98
出品者15.37
部品14.04
有無14.00
裏方14.54
腿14.71

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