I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
782.55
782.69
782.73
状況782.49
783.56
消える782.71
ええ782.61
ばかりに783.19
ウィズ794.61
抱え793.09
効果792.77
792.66
793.63
ダム794.23
よう792.31
小さな792.71
803.40
802.47
教え802.64
つもり802.48
に対して802.68
頼む802.70
呼ぶ802.52
屋敷802.89
移動802.67
無言803.22
包む803.08
803.30
目的812.83
名前812.51
姑く812.89
に依る812.76
理由812.47
812.15
報告812.76
お茶823.11
くらい822.33
庭内822.27
優しい822.76
ゆっくり822.72
はい822.31
見つける832.80
漆黒833.61
彼の832.60
お姉833.30
乙女833.56
しか842.33
ステージ843.94
返事842.98
評議会844.58
複写844.88
欲しい852.46
抵抗852.84
以内852.31
何で852.52
思い出す862.70
食事862.84
出し862.32
に対し863.21
受付863.53
りん864.42
セット863.54
人間872.21
一行883.49
店内883.76
トイレ883.70
おじ様894.22
通り892.74
販売893.74
892.71
デーモン894.26
獣人893.04
背中892.80
契約893.12
892.66
こいつ892.74
901.87
領主902.97
情報902.52
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により902.99
在す902.45
912.85
912.87
ですか912.36
多分922.94
鳳凰924.56
使う922.10
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姐さん924.08
922.15
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それ922.40
922.74
932.09
尋ねる933.05
時間932.25
上げる932.58
これから932.69
大丈夫942.38

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