I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
陥落14.12
講じる14.46
偏狭16.11
ぎらぎら14.99
げっぷ15.68
浸透14.11
気晴らし14.72
揚げる14.50
連想14.09
壁伝い15.35
丸儲け15.85
脆くも15.11
ローブ13.37
ギリギリ13.53
改修14.53
出し合う14.85
取り決める15.20
眠気14.06
何度でも14.25
教師13.40
サディズム16.43
節操14.95
十万14.35
支援13.43
べ13.49
真似る14.55
本陣13.99
水生15.34
お転婆14.65
知っての通り14.61
損になる15.59
遊びに行く14.54
中継地15.35
びた一文15.97
希望的観測14.76
極稀15.00
全うする14.78
心にもない15.14
後足15.36
肉屋14.43
さー13.76
満員御礼15.44
情念15.09
突14.52
現場検証15.64
調合13.84
有頂天15.06
言付け15.05
動物愛護15.63
道草15.45
特別室15.51
あの方13.73
ポリス15.12
手を握る14.47
解脱15.58
引き立つ14.99
砲台14.58
ほじくる15.17
としちゃあ15.43
ぴちっと16.39
フレンドリー14.75
夜の街14.89
痩せる14.86
迎えうつ16.08
駆け込み15.18
研磨剤15.82
交通14.69
ゴソゴソ14.95
小瓶14.20
黙15.28
いざとなったら14.42
招へい16.69
製法14.42
停止時間16.75
水中13.66
眠い13.83
出し値13.94
色調15.45
念頭14.62
表明14.26
参照14.37
取りそろえる15.50
キツイ14.21
人類13.48
熟15.16
届け出15.09
揉め14.21
ふん縛る15.61
素晴らしさ14.49
あり得ないほど14.88
男性客15.14
自明の理14.82
てげ16.36
連れる14.37
弁当13.94
有り合わせ15.91
きゃあきゃあ15.03
生涯13.91
取り組み15.01
幕を引く16.08

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