I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
カウベル15.93
絶対王政15.55
かみ合う14.89
名産品15.22
歩兵13.80
風に乗る15.70
長い間14.02
少人数14.47
根回し14.30
木造り15.40
内野14.95
そない15.18
常道15.03
倦む15.50
過ち14.24
うすのろ16.04
不安顔15.99
濁り14.71
遂げる14.02
行き当たりばったり14.83
15.80
小綺麗15.21
約数15.87
自給自足14.76
私有15.74
舞台衣装16.20
運指15.86
時間をつぶす15.79
流用14.57
おちょぼ口16.30
泣かせる14.47
眠い13.83
腰を抜かす15.11
焼物16.23
飽きもせず15.23
メインキャラクター15.93
潤す14.51
手荷物14.82
取り止めのない15.18
卷く17.29
真打15.53
言い捨てる14.48
意味ない14.50
感じ取る13.58
たらしめる15.31
定石14.72
組み立てる14.62
13.36
プレイスタイル15.08
脱走者15.62
止まない14.63
直ちに14.28
ふてぶてしい14.67
裂け目14.56
ドロッと15.66
暗算15.12
またしても13.96
網膜14.59
馬鹿でかい14.79
手強い14.31
ぐるりと14.00
賛成派15.36
容疑者14.58
回し蹴り14.50
定員オーバー15.69
出好き16.16
かいな14.05
けが人14.99
なるだけ14.13
一睡15.04
それ行け16.05
出来うる限り15.14
偽名14.31
攻撃対象14.94
売り物14.52
待合15.60
適例15.32
神の言葉15.08
ぺろっと15.36
ぴくりとも動かない15.15
譲渡14.30
高鳴る14.26
むかっ14.68
お世話になる14.70
潔白14.79
警備強化16.07
誰が見ても14.57
冷え込む14.89
男色15.06
大皿14.54
生き方14.01
専ら14.38
和気藹々14.75
突然変異14.72
安易14.13
協同組合15.40
原付バイク16.27
卵巣15.75
スリー14.27
取捨16.17

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