I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
これまでで14.89
手をとる15.51
14.66
それはそれは14.20
薄焼き15.75
独力14.89
見方によって15.23
13.67
言いふらす14.71
残念なことに14.41
悲壮14.58
味も素っ気もない16.23
嫁入り道具15.43
13.04
捨て台詞14.71
温い14.26
予等15.92
守護者13.82
百戦錬磨14.88
償い14.62
制御13.36
煮え切らない14.99
臓腑14.96
グラタン14.97
可能性が高い13.61
風下15.05
腕まくり15.07
ピーク14.67
抜き足で16.89
ない交ぜ15.04
苦労人14.82
低価格15.50
脱走者15.62
突然だけど15.82
ぷくぷく15.48
這い上がる15.10
滲み出る14.85
マゾヒスト15.32
紫外線15.10
話は別14.02
コソ泥15.52
明言14.36
九人14.62
託児施設16.69
遙か13.87
チャラ14.61
嘆息13.95
了見14.99
心のなか14.85
決議15.30
銀行14.30
石ころ14.48
改修14.53
砲台14.58
力を借りる14.63
打ち止め14.91
13.92
救い出す14.41
フォーク13.95
塗り14.37
依估14.62
熟考14.92
高々14.14
差異14.32
一心に14.62
それ行け16.05
難点14.42
風貌14.21
遊び相手14.67
無線14.42
可哀想に14.39
拍手喝采15.00
ドアノブ14.47
あながち14.33
14.00
ずっしり14.71
言葉をかける14.63
一晩中14.69
とあり14.51
茹でる14.67
溜息をつく14.44
元へ13.46
尽かす14.87
斜眼14.48
弊害14.39
道路上16.18
トゲトゲしい15.45
致命傷13.81
以来13.53
軍門に下る15.77
撃ち抜く14.22
捌ける14.81
下段14.62
一人歩き15.20
気にも留めない15.08
居なくなる14.05
何方か14.47
ぴちっと16.39
一回戦14.60
一端14.01

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