I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
王都942.74
942.65
大丈夫942.38
食べる952.42
挨拶952.94
その儘952.51
考え952.19
魔術師953.09
使用953.03
962.48
なんだ962.26
お嬢さま964.48
目の前972.63
アレス974.18
かい972.98
972.62
下番975.01
セラミクス975.60
一瞬972.69
後ろ982.63
983.08
混沌983.91
残す982.85
982.85
現れる992.76
あり992.26
良い992.17
探索1003.12
何時も1002.58
ちゃう1002.74
知る1002.11
ダメージ1013.08
ねえ1012.74
守護竜1015.11
メンバー1013.05
かな1012.42
1012.72
提案1023.12
意識1032.77
ここに1032.60
1032.64
どう1032.34
パーティ1033.10
自身1042.69
攻撃1042.34
見つめる1052.75
に取って1052.44
1062.67
かのように1063.02
到着1063.05
けん1074.14
浴場1084.35
所が1083.12
唱える1093.44
私たち1092.76
まま1092.40
見る1092.00
宣言1093.25
1092.60
受付嬢1093.76
場所1102.27
準備1102.67
後に1102.87
立つ1102.58
驚く1112.62
これまで1113.00
わよ1122.78
1123.21
クリフ1124.06
ケーキ1123.68
1122.74
そこ1132.66
1132.30
1142.13
天使1143.25
1141.88
1142.33
今回1142.47
なあ1152.86
の様に1152.34
氷雪1154.42
1152.75
人形1153.17
1152.04
なさい1162.85
頷く1162.55
因に1162.87
既に1162.68
実は1162.91
その後1172.80
改めて1183.04
1182.75
相手1182.18
何を1192.46
案内1203.08
出る1202.34
次に1213.13
為に1212.22
世界1222.18
置く1222.56

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