I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
日払い16.09
それそれ15.08
引きとる16.64
何と言っても14.69
一つには14.99
発掘14.22
はれ14.69
跳ねる13.97
収穫期15.40
罵詈雑言14.68
こじ開ける14.53
叩き出す15.11
名付ける14.30
死刑判決15.86
服を着る14.82
ドンドン14.45
濁り14.71
コホン14.52
仲間同士14.96
金に汚い15.83
出先15.04
カフス15.43
微睡む14.98
嫌々14.67
巻き取り15.48
東西14.31
粉物15.93
鉄は熱いうちに打て16.07
塗り14.37
沼地14.60
誤り14.54
裏腹13.95
突きとめる16.26
旅支度15.00
古代13.49
魔女っこ16.69
とは限らない13.88
訛り14.88
三十分14.12
どうって事ない15.09
過ち14.24
露わにする14.58
通達14.06
轟く14.23
かいま見る15.89
据置型16.99
先制14.43
即決14.75
品目14.80
フォルム14.64
潮時14.89
掛け図14.55
納付15.93
劣等感14.57
取り逃がす14.67
物がある13.46
百パーセント14.88
遅すぎる14.66
床板14.82
扇子14.42
姪っ子15.18
お邪魔14.08
女好き14.69
後回し13.95
穴掘り14.97
返金15.26
精進14.42
コロッケ14.64
鮮やか13.84
雑用14.25
あり得ないほど14.88
運休16.45
弱いものいじめ15.75
ロングドレス15.72
白化14.64
シャワーを浴びる15.36
こんちわ15.83
海辺14.68
やきもちを焼く16.48
書き込む14.05
名声14.26
ざらつく15.32
参加希望者15.75
絶壁14.87
止むなく16.31
村中14.88
15.18
その場その場15.44
ポージング14.88
走り出す13.62
狙い目14.89
接し方14.74
ぐれる14.54
運賃15.38
14.15
ドン臭い16.64
風化14.68
多かれ少なかれ14.83
文官13.76
漁師14.13

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