I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
シーツ14.21
炭坑15.68
機微14.56
ダブル14.47
引きとめる15.59
形をとる15.46
出刃15.48
丸1日15.52
甘ったるい14.58
民草14.78
創る13.84
まごう事なき15.10
一目散に14.38
位13.16
前口上15.36
タイルを張る17.29
に決まっている14.04
人並み14.52
締まる14.71
同地15.90
良心的14.92
繕う14.73
放射状14.78
出し物14.68
あいさつ代わり16.20
後を絶たない14.98
お体14.76
あしらい14.97
封蝋14.83
支配者14.02
年季14.60
大儲け14.91
グレる14.41
香り高い15.46
不死13.80
多すぎる14.09
紅一点15.23
したがる14.70
特攻隊15.60
手毬15.82
目測14.78
育成13.90
チック14.94
極貧15.66
薬指14.58
水量14.78
具現化14.33
踊り狂う15.55
連帯感15.12
黄金色14.28
姉御14.56
難易度13.74
橙色14.58
苦労人14.82
ご立派14.80
見抜ける14.47
猛特訓15.45
戸惑い13.73
簡略化14.81
旅支度15.00
揉め14.21
捉まる15.51
標準化16.04
オーソドックス14.79
静まりかえる14.70
単色15.33
腿14.71
引き立て役15.31
がり14.31
ラッシュ14.41
合戦14.36
見聞き14.68
眠りこける14.79
二人共14.17
末恐ろしい14.88
暴力行為15.41
質問をする14.50
問い正す16.23
節操14.95
せよと言う15.27
元請17.11
奸計15.28
剥ぎ取る14.88
今更ながら14.17
ファイナル15.42
上演15.02
何それ13.89
他店15.62
泣き顔14.62
意思疎通14.23
ぶすぶす15.66
カシューナッツ16.24
エロ14.02
アラフォー15.11
飛び乗る14.17
産声15.01
力を借りる14.63
十万14.35
やんややんや15.46
疑心暗鬼14.68

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