I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
喜怒哀楽14.99
疑問が残る14.98
言いたげ14.45
目ぼし15.46
サプライズ14.51
二着15.34
血の巡りが悪い16.57
悪質14.63
ものを言う14.89
纏まり14.51
拾い上げる14.11
15.41
何だっけ14.24
アフター15.49
砲台14.58
法律的15.54
息をのむ14.85
将来13.44
義母14.01
起爆剤15.44
一大14.41
剛の者15.29
目からうろこ16.01
引ける14.21
しむ15.19
ぽい14.24
モーション14.52
責苦16.35
正月14.52
名指し14.62
ギクシャク15.07
骨と皮15.08
満面の笑み13.78
はらはら14.79
乗用15.55
自ら進んで15.18
品定め14.74
流行る14.15
通いつめる15.66
気弱14.43
致命的13.78
在住13.96
末恐ろしい14.88
和紙15.10
お手14.40
万々15.14
スリー14.27
手を引く14.72
組み合う15.08
最高級品15.09
いだ14.46
バラスト15.63
対決14.16
ハンドル14.51
結果論14.87
返信14.19
破棄13.70
衝動的14.79
梱包14.67
増加13.35
焼き物14.88
ビキニ14.64
両隣14.70
賛成派15.36
一袋15.16
トレモロ16.21
微調整14.67
提要13.97
カット紙15.12
収支14.87
ランダム14.23
ぽろり14.93
逸らす13.35
付録15.73
属する14.06
別荘地15.55
耄碌15.01
滅相14.94
意識を失う14.68
十三13.87
13.81
話が早い14.80
暖簾14.76
持込み16.27
倍額15.58
触覚14.65
リターン14.66
開戦14.24
片刃14.58
誘惑14.00
400014.98
機嫌よく14.90
物陰14.28
元のもくあみ17.29
おたおた15.63
よって13.62
メス犬16.23
二度目13.91
売名行為16.27
汚物入れ16.64

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