I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
される1222.48
置く1222.56
彼方1232.51
となる1242.78
気づく1242.78
お嬢1253.75
101253.12
装備1262.88
楽しい1262.76
1262.43
1262.54
最後1262.63
貴族1262.46
当然1272.54
存在1272.32
庭園1273.79
こんな1272.33
四人1283.29
会う1282.62
1282.87
それじゃ1283.39
市内1282.23
五人1283.58
浮かべる1292.57
三人1292.77
へと1292.14
まあ1292.23
ゲーム1302.86
僧尼1302.52
もう1302.11
1312.98
出す1322.43
自ら1322.87
1332.74
させる1332.36
帰る1332.52
これで1342.58
1342.68
全員1342.61
での1352.60
お願い1352.92
1353.26
と共に1362.60
身体1362.49
全て1362.32
百合1364.17
4人1373.72
てる1381.65
1382.55
今日1382.61
同時に1392.65
3人1393.32
ため1402.26
あれ1412.23
楽しむ1433.09
入る1442.14
それでは1453.06
考える1452.30
とする1452.60
1462.31
指示1462.98
のです1472.21
暴風1474.02
1482.46
宝石箱1494.87
哭く1502.05
にして1512.30
待つ1512.41
また1512.19
魔道1533.11
ても1551.96
1562.65
用意1572.75
1573.13
魔導1573.07
直ぐに1572.43
男性1573.02
1582.85
そうだ1582.18
少女1602.57
1602.42
1602.89
再び1602.75
1612.23
精神力1613.15
あー1612.91
かしら1612.79
だが1611.83
そこで1622.74
わね1632.77
1631.96
それに1632.23
おっさん1643.27
見せる1652.38
都市1652.97
一方1693.21
1701.97
工房1723.31
1723.12
品柄1722.63

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