I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
帰り支度14.91
ケモナー15.29
ぶっちゃけ13.90
道理13.95
プラン14.22
シルエット14.26
他界14.84
気味の悪い14.77
三千14.21
遊び歩く15.33
取り決める15.20
海松菜15.81
封筒14.18
スクリーマー17.59
立ち入り14.56
圧勝14.52
遂げる14.02
見栄14.43
出資14.77
弱まる14.30
拭き14.24
ランニングシャツ16.11
浮遊13.74
引きとめる15.59
片腕14.02
並み13.87
もろに14.74
ごろ寝15.85
エコ15.21
逃げ惑う14.41
揺れ動く14.64
吾等14.86
保存庫15.27
ビクッと14.37
厚紙15.44
参謀13.98
悪露15.14
火口14.44
働かす14.80
トリガー14.30
命をかける15.32
ストライプ15.28
宿場町13.80
ガード13.92
四百14.36
歴代14.13
引き延ばす14.95
市街地14.42
成し遂げる14.03
量産13.84
ルナティック15.58
奉公14.79
殺到13.95
甘党14.95
和平協定16.07
衆人環視14.96
行き届く14.27
命が惜しければ15.52
買い出し14.37
ピンク13.89
ニヤける15.62
三段目15.44
ぶすぶす15.66
人集め15.58
悖理14.63
一律15.06
横糸15.93
口をつぐむ14.89
空穴16.36
化学反応15.21
収集14.11
持ちこむ14.99
紆余15.41
オーブン14.66
爪跡15.73
しんと14.58
出し合う14.85
書き上げる14.69
胸ぐら14.68
揺り動かす15.13
前評判15.39
置けばいい14.79
思い出13.63
嫌味13.95
戦地14.59
矜持14.10
居住スペース15.18
蛮族14.24
命を奪う14.46
非難13.84
薄目15.01
おちょぼ口16.30
偉いこっちゃ15.77
怒りを込めて15.40
執行14.43
知れ渡る14.22
ビクリと14.51
陣形13.94
豆類15.54
お河童15.06

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