I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
濡れ手に粟16.10
オタオタ15.79
ばっちい14.68
減15.01
よろめく14.26
野次14.93
舌鼓14.62
爆風14.15
スラックス15.03
引きとめる15.59
モーション14.52
買い戻し15.55
快適さ15.37
男手15.06
仰るとおり14.84
制御13.36
抑止力14.62
重圧14.30
鳴動14.97
海辺14.68
破顔14.45
押し込み14.81
掛け持ち15.25
根掘り葉掘り14.87
ただで済む15.01
行なう13.94
瓦窯15.22
優れもの14.83
供給13.80
線13.53
連帯感15.12
希有15.31
サプライズ14.51
発令14.79
格納14.53
子宝15.12
ジャストフィット15.84
弔意15.70
魔道士14.02
満席15.10
対決14.16
回し蹴り14.50
ソファー13.69
香典16.11
情欲14.96
焼け焦げ14.85
出来上り16.72
前世13.21
都内14.40
帰り支度14.91
みみっちい15.32
三次15.18
四人組14.88
七人14.21
電気ショック15.70
補う13.95
掲載14.29
露天商14.92
使用方法15.01
すれすれ14.68
後退13.67
堪えられない15.30
数え13.89
料理酒15.93
斬りかかる14.49
初耳14.20
日当たりの良い15.49
配備13.87
飛びだし15.23
賭ける13.99
手槍13.91
三分の一14.40
格上14.13
気弱14.43
気っ風16.11
辛党15.94
香草14.02
ガタイの良い15.46
あらやだ14.90
逆に言うと15.06
意見交換15.09
処置13.99
あってこその14.99
見世物14.45
チビ14.16
焼きを入れる16.51
正常14.00
為す13.89
節度14.82
お見事14.52
即興曲16.35
可13.68
乗換16.53
すり合わせ14.91
カモフラージュ14.72
大したことない14.61
かっけー15.66
絶品14.56
縛り上げる14.38
書き換え14.47

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