I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
言いたげ14.45
その気13.88
証人14.40
家族連れ15.29
浄化槽16.26
ぎょっと14.09
ネグリジェ14.92
一呼吸おいて15.39
部長13.80
拝命14.81
不便14.01
体操14.26
兵糧14.53
持ち逃げ15.13
14.21
ハイテンション14.80
ヘルメット14.46
圧する15.30
独力14.89
地道14.22
カッコ14.22
赤ちゃん14.00
鮮やか13.84
元凶14.01
特異14.11
ハム14.54
急展開14.94
厚手14.59
揉み込む16.22
リード13.85
他はない14.84
素振り13.69
年齢13.21
ライフ14.24
建設工事16.09
不可解14.14
握り返す14.91
折りたたみ15.24
座り直す14.92
敷居15.04
婆ちゃん14.68
アレ13.12
デトックス16.28
憑かれる14.47
打ち出す14.40
王座14.53
快調15.18
折り返し14.95
掘り起こす14.51
膨れ13.99
ストレスフリー16.14
正体不明14.35
宵闇14.32
13.86
100倍15.03
高々14.14
実しやか15.28
大捕物15.85
堕天使14.33
あれから13.70
ええん14.57
学術的15.25
銘品16.61
自由恋愛15.38
エッセイ14.42
致命的13.78
上演15.02
中心部14.06
具だくさん15.64
眠りこける14.79
持ってこい14.81
やりがい14.91
制御系15.37
隠蔽工作15.56
どんなに13.61
耕す14.36
薄絹15.46
立てかける14.52
打開策14.62
警戒心13.94
笑い合う14.62
カス14.26
日用品14.69
コツン14.92
交付金17.29
収穫期15.40
14.42
400014.98
寝泊まり14.40
末恐ろしい14.88
接点14.23
坊ちゃん14.23
作りだす14.57
最後の手段14.64
割り振る14.28
ライバル13.75
街並み14.13
なす術14.84
穿り出す16.81
記入14.34

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