I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
逆手14.34
皆既日食16.43
バスター15.41
鼻につく15.11
長話14.78
腫れる15.06
励み14.35
加賀13.82
たらふく14.91
議決15.70
任意13.62
間髪容れず15.63
クイズ14.92
二神14.37
町娘14.91
扇子14.42
弱体化14.18
媚薬14.93
ぽろり14.93
広々とした14.57
表現者16.15
横並び14.94
キレる14.74
極刑14.85
歴青14.72
胸をはる15.68
ドッキリ14.77
作業所15.86
最優先事項14.94
公開期間16.81
人を見る目14.77
よーし14.14
身を包む14.82
ある限り14.43
心意気14.66
かしこ15.14
速攻14.15
えーと13.59
13.91
自尊心14.48
にゃーにゃー15.61
水浴15.49
封筒14.18
お世話になる14.70
せっせと14.37
轟く14.23
ずれ14.10
冷やっと15.65
見切り発車15.66
道々15.13
ゲームスタート15.55
味も素っ気もない16.23
資産14.28
根菜15.04
セット販売16.18
習い事14.99
なされます15.28
一目散に14.38
進捗状況15.02
攻撃対象14.94
なくても良い14.50
支障13.99
ぶっ飛ばす14.25
実態14.31
略して14.79
滞在費15.48
知らんかった15.28
怪獣14.41
理念14.45
良家14.95
自白14.67
近衛13.44
威光14.45
成就14.50
滑り14.33
客引き15.03
官吏14.28
着物13.99
くじ引き14.92
ローブ13.37
特長15.51
地帯13.96
居もしない15.67
飛び切り14.55
ろう14.51
若気14.38
どっかり14.85
願ってもない14.78
学び14.20
支配者14.02
そなた13.57
カテゴリー14.69
14.83
調子を合わせる16.27
サラリーマン14.56
託児施設16.69
まっしぐら14.79
ちんちくりん15.13
トリガー14.30
ネグリジェ14.92

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