I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
威光14.45
買戻し16.36
王手15.20
人間界14.44
世襲制15.46
取り組み15.01
妙ちくりん15.81
太陽光14.84
美女13.66
頭を抱える14.29
カテゴリ14.88
ガシガシ14.80
いつにも増して14.79
九日14.99
参入14.79
独力14.89
波乱14.38
拭き掃除15.59
ザラッと16.69
無理もない14.11
寄せ集め14.76
初代13.75
短針15.67
取得13.58
功13.95
その都度14.45
夏草15.75
独り負け17.59
嫁入り道具15.43
自警団員14.95
端々14.18
おちょぼ口16.30
花柄15.06
肩で息をする15.08
相13.93
グレー14.45
お腰16.31
拙作14.87
折りたたみ15.24
気味の悪い14.77
耐水15.53
親元14.97
一目散に14.38
灯13.92
小袖15.18
愚かにも14.95
そうこうする内に15.15
栄養14.05
最低価格15.75
人呼んで15.47
昼食後14.79
妾13.36
後々13.94
等間隔14.61
ずっしり14.71
それそれ15.08
質素14.26
臨時休業15.49
吹き14.04
べた付く15.60
奥深さ15.59
方向性14.10
アンテナ14.77
自信たっぷり14.82
キミ13.68
縫製14.60
神経性16.22
濡れタオル15.29
空け13.98
お疲れ様13.73
無位14.60
一芸15.34
歯ごたえ14.61
立て髪14.65
地獄絵図14.74
犬の顔15.80
高級レストラン15.37
足を止める14.17
人が悪い15.09
さよなら14.48
塁13.70
痴15.81
記念品15.17
決議15.30
姿を見せる14.26
塗りつぶし15.28
かみ付く15.77
ないよりはまし15.95
消えゆく15.18
始まらない14.43
無茶ぶり14.87
胸糞15.07
ご馳走になる15.37
視覚14.04
口角14.11
あと口15.97
リサーチ15.13
重労働14.66
サディスト15.30
腕力13.98

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