I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
公然わいせつ罪16.51
14.09
言付け15.05
泣かせる14.47
詰め物15.30
1千15.51
性分14.50
デトックス16.28
普段使い15.20
加入14.17
良家14.95
見込み14.22
末恐ろしい14.88
超高速14.63
見抜ける14.47
への字14.67
三段目15.44
チキン14.53
網タイツ15.91
力を貸す14.74
散らかす14.35
餓鬼14.06
涙声14.73
飲みで13.63
製品14.24
修業14.33
体を伸ばす15.58
丸裸にする15.98
埋もれる14.10
原始的14.57
品定め14.74
Uターン15.23
13.92
止めに入る14.93
14.00
かいま見る15.89
良心的14.92
アンデット14.65
勢力拡大15.33
十把一絡げ15.56
力をつける15.18
封蝋14.83
開戦14.24
研究者13.81
男性客15.14
13.50
ソロ13.76
我慢ならない15.05
車輪14.12
おまま事15.10
うろうろ14.40
辟易14.34
夏草15.75
折りたたみ15.24
物種14.60
24時間14.83
出張る14.40
恥さらし15.36
朝方14.47
間々ある14.87
真似る14.55
赤ちゃん14.00
ファイトマネー15.99
消極的14.52
可能であれば14.74
BGM14.92
暗殺事件15.39
貸してあげる15.19
従って13.83
神話13.86
蒸らす15.32
謙虚14.48
胸の谷間14.93
亜ぐ15.37
実感13.48
平和協定16.39
ふむふむ14.19
香典16.11
王女12.99
貸し切り状態15.78
パッド15.27
豆類15.54
悲劇13.99
デス14.10
両隣り16.03
剣を抜く14.46
瓶入り16.15
引っ込み15.04
口をとがらす16.46
膠着状態14.64
邪神13.54
肌で感じる15.17
ルナティック15.58
水場14.36
親馬鹿14.84
目頭14.70
13.67
鷹揚14.32
頭が回る15.03
14.06

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