I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ホール243.84
そしたら243.83
243.21
どうも243.18
おかしい242.76
遊び243.37
紳士243.96
242.68
光る243.26
転生243.23
であろう243.07
客間244.30
尻尾243.15
登場243.44
どうか243.04
若しかして243.01
是非243.36
興奮233.38
行ってくる233.79
焼く233.28
議長234.25
233.33
小声233.62
響き233.37
いくら233.05
黒髪233.39
戴く233.70
浮かぶ232.94
連れ233.81
決まる233.10
変える233.02
感想233.18
父親233.14
一日233.24
両替234.95
方法232.86
必死232.99
中身233.25
許す232.89
温泉233.62
自由に233.36
子供232.60
海岸234.17
容赦なく233.80
看板233.87
その代わり233.75
先程233.07
前回233.44
若しくは233.38
悩む233.16
万一234.30
広がる233.00
許し233.29
当て233.21
読む232.89
攻撃力233.62
当たり233.81
不味い233.21
少年232.80
同意233.33
主に233.41
お休み233.72
奇麗233.70
順調233.49
任せ233.02
互い233.56
難民234.25
打ち荷233.13
200233.81
難しい232.74
だろうか232.42
野良234.43
233.89
落とし233.24
金色233.54
利用232.98
のう233.38
現金234.23
踏む233.32
マジ233.30
プレゼント233.58
其れだけ232.66
お嬢さん233.84
羽子233.71
五罪233.41
意思233.20
外に232.98
プレイ233.85
賢者タイム235.63
準会員236.05
あん223.35
今晩224.36
通す223.39
口元223.26
お父さま224.05
来い223.52
知らない222.68
じゃ無いか222.84
上空223.31
観客席224.01

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