I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
転生243.23
どうか243.04
品物244.07
と言い242.96
とる243.14
どうも243.18
午後243.43
若しかして243.01
ご免なさい243.18
ホール243.84
紳士243.96
大浴場244.61
尻尾243.15
であろう243.07
狙う242.89
代わりに243.10
どちら243.37
その代わり233.75
いくら233.05
互い233.56
自由に233.36
黒髪233.39
意思233.20
主に233.41
許す232.89
前回233.44
当たり233.81
先程233.07
踏む233.32
任せ233.02
一日233.24
難民234.25
のう233.38
行ってくる233.79
其れだけ232.66
利用232.98
議長234.25
攻撃力233.62
変える233.02
野良234.43
少年232.80
五罪233.41
海岸234.17
感想233.18
温泉233.62
金色233.54
不味い233.21
浮かぶ232.94
賢者タイム235.63
若しくは233.38
プレゼント233.58
連れ233.81
お休み233.72
打ち荷233.13
広がる233.00
200233.81
マジ233.30
子供232.60
現金234.23
悩む233.16
決まる233.10
順調233.49
小声233.62
当て233.21
奇麗233.70
万一234.30
容赦なく233.80
同意233.33
鍵233.33
難しい232.74
響き233.37
だろうか232.42
準会員236.05
読む232.89
外に232.98
羽子233.71
必死232.99
方法232.86
落とし233.24
中身233.25
許し233.29
興奮233.38
父親233.14
お嬢さん233.84
両替234.95
看板233.87
戴く233.70
プレイ233.85
樽233.89
焼く233.28
ダメ222.93
気持ち222.61
大学校225.69
口元223.26
掛ける223.30
九222.87
買い物223.57
外す223.17
3つ223.84
両腕223.60

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