I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
陥落14.12
世界を舞台に15.95
芳しくない14.67
あんな風に14.27
纏まった14.11
勇気ある14.91
稚拙14.72
肩の力を抜く15.14
後ろ髪を引かれる15.22
怪獣14.41
手を掛ける14.86
共鳴14.24
腕まくり15.07
背の高さ15.08
力を貸す14.74
自白14.67
かも知れず15.07
机上14.85
痛む13.75
だから何だ14.84
身をひそめる16.02
獣脂15.56
負い目14.53
13.70
裏方14.54
長毛15.33
嵩む14.98
元へ13.46
謎かけ15.23
紕い16.75
やない14.25
弾き返す14.44
伝播14.53
13.36
顔を見せる14.46
安堵感14.94
変に13.93
眠い13.83
開いた口が塞がらない15.11
フード13.63
風味13.98
両隣14.70
記念すべき14.79
交付15.66
適応力15.26
万一のため16.07
滞在費15.48
相手をする14.20
弱体化14.18
履歴14.74
山奥14.46
帯状15.36
見回り14.15
左肩14.31
無くす14.07
水場14.36
猫じゃらし15.18
円満14.87
兵隊14.07
金銭問題16.32
公開期間16.81
一度に13.99
手四14.23
一段14.26
致命的13.78
15.09
となったら14.53
足かせ15.27
歯くそ15.06
責務14.29
三摩耶15.15
いつまでも13.47
安っぽい14.69
捕り物15.55
速攻14.15
くっく14.63
金網15.09
束ねる14.31
ねっとり14.71
和平協定16.07
協同組合15.40
明け暮れ14.83
地方13.49
落胆14.10
泣き顔14.62
断然14.47
千鳥足15.32
手当たりしだい15.84
パチ物16.19
内包14.26
そない15.18
平らげる14.32
支店長14.92
仕入れ価格16.23
戦慄14.05
ドン臭い16.64
隣同士15.00
ショートヘア15.03
問題外15.24
闇金15.90

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