I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
買い与える15.08
睨みあう14.91
作りだす14.57
買い込み15.30
揺り動かす15.13
ズ14.42
体液14.22
習い事14.99
派生14.30
二人して14.25
ロングTシャツ16.75
絶頂14.90
働かせる14.19
旧姓15.39
速く13.79
苦戦13.74
暗算15.12
先鋭15.66
役職14.04
内陸14.73
クレーム14.78
両立14.61
悪人14.19
伊良14.14
網タイツ15.91
お構いなく14.87
後任14.75
愚者14.12
持込15.73
百戦錬磨14.88
ミント14.58
秩序14.14
捕り物15.55
淀む14.61
家来14.88
ねじ14.84
丸っきり14.62
二枚14.04
敬礼13.94
それにしても13.12
催し14.33
安直14.71
すんすん15.15
損になる15.59
前代未聞14.59
公共15.10
爺むさい16.55
字13.69
至福14.55
産の飯17.42
大成功14.48
賢者13.61
ご覧のとおり15.36
夜の街14.89
堕天使14.33
政敵14.75
波乱14.38
突きとめる16.26
言い伝え14.51
うめえ15.02
産地14.73
製法14.42
ええん14.57
大技14.46
球状14.70
あのう14.75
称える14.46
好き放題14.49
種明かし14.87
迷い込む14.30
特殊性15.11
徴用15.10
故意14.91
他はない14.84
あと口15.97
ストップ14.24
破産14.44
肩口14.27
見切り発車15.66
一目置く15.49
新参者14.77
ちらつく14.51
ほんの僅か14.08
身を持ち崩す15.86
悲劇13.99
ナンバー214.93
印鑑15.30
糞14.11
ブービートラップ15.74
傭兵13.25
寸劇15.24
行動をとる14.83
サービス付き16.29
って言うか13.52
勝る14.04
それそれ15.08
熱量14.32
苔むす15.20
最後の最後14.17
磨き14.09

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