I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
散らかす14.35
アロマ14.73
避難民14.54
縫製14.60
元請17.11
調整役15.41
っつう14.73
十三13.87
来客者15.74
公然わいせつ罪16.51
南向き15.86
お祈り14.35
水入らず15.06
どう考えても13.75
僧階14.13
ビーフストロガノフ15.96
すらすら14.78
窮する15.42
仮契約15.22
無位14.60
開催中15.39
革製品15.42
返り血14.32
喧嘩っ早い15.42
元通り14.17
勝負は時の運15.98
サプライズ14.51
2人分15.24
どこにもない14.31
死刑判決15.86
品格15.06
やり返す14.65
いちゃつく14.67
伝票15.17
傷付ける14.12
揉み込む16.22
雑談13.82
加算13.61
野ウサギ14.70
作法14.09
平屋14.89
傾げる13.21
戸惑い13.73
立ち上げる14.90
同一14.21
リード13.85
疑問が残る14.98
後任14.75
盛り塩15.95
ポテンシャル14.83
申し込む14.17
公開期間16.81
被膜15.60
掴みどころのない15.68
眠い13.83
値引き交渉15.76
供託17.59
手際よく14.58
体操14.26
ぱあ15.30
持ちこむ14.99
シャレ14.86
パクる15.93
800万15.87
拈り14.48
ひき肉15.14
両翼14.49
居候14.64
手荷物14.82
余程13.33
メインディッシュ15.05
何名14.47
握手を交わす14.83
出刃15.48
串刺し14.34
なだらか14.67
力添え14.84
溜めこむ15.09
偶13.61
引きとる16.64
貸してあげる15.19
ベタ14.75
本音を言う15.31
貝殻14.71
話をする13.66
並びに14.65
阿鼻叫喚14.57
よくある事14.36
過程13.84
聞き流す14.07
浸食14.51
祈念14.76
狼煙14.67
ふむふむ14.19
野うさぎ15.18
再戦14.56
封14.05
憎らしい14.72
レッツ15.19
将軍13.14

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