I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
当の本人14.31
14.63
ポケット13.72
子供の頃13.96
しょんぼり14.20
建つ14.14
お互い様14.45
からと言って13.68
助長14.80
転売14.87
グレーゾーン15.41
引越し14.75
ONにする15.80
千鳥足15.32
本宅15.14
ベッドルーム15.47
乏しい14.07
共倒れ15.03
1杯14.96
混入14.87
スイ14.59
し放題15.01
単発14.74
約半分15.41
への字14.67
数匹14.32
とめど無く15.00
遠足14.63
リスクが高い15.07
手腕14.06
ストック14.25
心に残る15.50
ノン14.84
余程13.33
頼りない14.22
立ち居振る舞い14.66
円滑14.62
体ごと14.71
立ち止まる13.61
お見通し14.43
浮かせる14.19
人気のある14.88
廃墟14.10
フェニックス14.66
保存状態15.36
インパクト14.23
6百16.89
ないよりはまし15.95
なんちゃら15.00
にしては13.42
バクバク14.73
縊り殺す16.39
15.24
一日中14.33
反面教師15.29
言い直す14.69
アクティブ14.03
無闇やたら15.03
差異14.32
長話14.78
一流13.94
丸っきり14.62
知らせる13.79
弱まる14.30
程々に14.17
全店16.31
除去14.46
データ13.64
かって13.68
クリーム状16.02
食べ過ぎ14.85
据置型16.99
朝日14.14
納得のいく14.73
健在14.06
リア12.68
方便14.70
おいそれと14.50
速攻14.15
綴る14.44
精力絶倫16.48
具足14.85
泥棒14.31
薫り14.70
キツイ14.21
しゅんと14.60
甘党14.95
前代未聞14.59
インフレーション15.95
密集14.14
途轍もない14.14
暗に14.08
努力13.28
露天商14.92
焼売15.91
神の言葉15.08
真っ最中14.39
流れ出る14.37
ピーク14.67
忘れられない14.41

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