I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
成り手16.06
食物連鎖15.08
寸劇15.24
笑いこける16.22
使用方法15.01
好き放題14.49
生産品15.63
水蒸気14.60
直立14.58
退場14.26
先々14.66
格下げ15.54
大したことない14.61
14.30
別れ際14.66
おほほ14.82
ろくな14.24
止む13.86
付いてくる14.30
奥行き14.87
ヘビー14.91
再調査15.54
威勢の良い15.06
膨れ上がる14.57
ゴタゴタ14.76
目も当てられない14.61
生まれたままの姿15.46
部品14.04
バトルロイヤル15.11
朝ごはん14.48
未満14.44
正式メンバー16.51
収束13.93
性行為15.29
時計台15.33
やんちゃ14.57
一芝居15.37
婆ちゃん14.68
明ける14.20
野心14.20
百パーセント14.88
不便14.01
苦情14.34
面目14.60
茹でる14.67
とろみ15.01
至極14.03
立ち代わる15.90
ケタが違う16.18
一下14.26
寝ぼけ14.45
持ちこむ14.99
ストライプ15.28
違える14.29
民宿15.75
早速ですが14.90
凄惨14.30
身を包む14.82
野蛮人15.04
会議場14.83
好都合14.16
演技派15.50
ぴちっと16.39
たたき起こす15.31
一束15.38
羞恥心14.42
破産14.44
固有13.59
おまけに13.78
旦那さま14.72
印象的14.26
保存食14.34
胡麻化し14.44
脂汗14.46
右端14.87
ぎりぎり14.03
もろ14.98
知らせる13.79
たちの悪い15.26
悲壮14.58
見方によって15.23
原案15.45
行きつけ14.88
13.32
タタキ15.70
モジモジ14.77
後ろ脚15.07
旺盛14.68
称え14.37
それ行け16.05
綿密14.80
14.82
出羽15.14
金銀14.57
素晴らしさ14.49
大多数14.25
一定量14.92
お友達13.90
上水道15.50
若しや13.84

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