I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
呆れ果てる15.55
フリータイム16.24
心持ち14.44
相手をする14.20
いびる15.05
片足14.19
引きこむ16.11
学会14.71
複数人14.38
果ては14.43
寒気14.19
三本14.05
片付く14.08
惨敗14.83
ダンシング15.98
民芸品15.66
発令14.79
迫り14.32
散らす13.89
気疲れ14.87
紕い16.75
それ行け16.05
ズ14.42
ひっくり返す14.14
押しつける14.40
寝ぼけまなこ15.80
ジリジリ14.53
灯し14.60
ひざ丈16.15
持久戦14.80
翌14.90
人それぞれ14.41
佳句14.36
エロ14.02
逆立ち14.88
窮する15.42
控え室14.33
良くやった14.11
計量15.38
照らしだす15.76
弱体化14.18
天に唾する16.45
リセットスイッチ17.11
お粥14.59
いやー13.81
海棲15.63
トラップ14.01
女好き14.69
表れ14.22
窓越し15.02
削除14.34
カフス15.43
に限らず14.24
ついて回る15.26
癒やす14.84
猛者13.76
しかねない14.19
今さらながら14.78
サプライズ14.51
熟15.16
6百16.89
どやどや15.46
絶品14.56
容疑者14.58
直ちに14.28
読み込む14.78
ものを言う14.89
草13.40
除去14.46
祈念14.76
掴みどころのない15.68
利用客15.45
姉ちゃん13.78
敷14.96
称号13.46
角煮15.05
ONにする15.80
磨き14.09
売れ残る15.05
乗り付ける15.57
若しや13.84
お尻14.02
待ち遠しい14.71
取り返す14.37
顔役14.95
腹を据える16.64
愛好家14.98
醸す14.97
向うずね16.55
今すぐにでも14.41
溜める14.32
待合15.60
一夜漬け15.77
喰う13.59
大上段14.74
引き付ける14.64
空き家14.70
名勝負15.72
気がする12.98
火口14.44

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