I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
旅に出る14.50
マゾ14.90
最長14.89
追加注文15.18
寄贈15.14
吹っかける14.77
利息15.08
帰途に着く16.25
エスカレート14.93
無縁14.13
反乱軍14.00
思うように14.09
遺体13.87
14.40
最後方15.33
実を言うと14.70
インフレーション15.95
反省の色15.20
荷揚げ14.53
嵩む14.98
兵長14.77
群がる14.06
八つ目14.96
ちょこっと14.71
出来栄え14.43
範囲外14.50
7分15.62
ギャグ14.57
話は別14.02
憑かれる14.47
ふむ13.03
難し14.09
濃厚14.12
食文化14.86
名付ける14.30
13.55
嘆息13.95
スタンス14.45
変わりない14.09
流行り14.65
阿鼻叫喚14.57
乗用15.55
姉ちゃん13.78
13.50
撃ち落とす14.44
前座15.03
どうなっている14.24
下味15.13
カランカラン15.26
買戻し16.36
シリーズ14.12
犯る16.69
対人14.37
失礼しました14.18
ただでは14.39
かと思うと13.80
青空14.06
各自14.02
適例15.32
享受14.56
二人して14.25
人集め15.58
表れ14.22
鰹だし16.45
13.94
あちゃー14.89
真贋15.23
常道15.03
やきもちを焼く16.48
当の本人14.31
建て直す15.15
弱肉強食14.66
跳躍力14.91
ひいひい15.46
登録名15.56
どうという事はない14.88
煮え切らない14.99
我がもの15.45
目撃者14.55
有り合わせ15.91
畏まった14.77
アニメ13.92
見覚え14.11
立ち直る14.19
数ヶ月14.05
化導14.71
お世話になる14.70
姪っ子15.18
蓋をする15.04
びっしり14.44
協同組合15.40
いざとなれば14.35
ナンバー214.93
再興14.58
肉塊14.28
し放題15.01
爆風14.15
御心14.66
禅譲15.69
お積もり14.17

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