I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
バンカー225.44
面倒222.94
向く223.30
223.20
歓声223.51
仕入れ224.04
愛用224.15
掛ける223.30
来い223.52
外す223.17
じゃ無いか222.84
今晩224.36
あいつ222.86
懸架224.76
呼ばれる223.09
自体223.10
口元223.26
畏まりました223.72
2枚224.32
支払い224.02
223.66
222.57
感触223.37
買い物223.57
ブラウス224.63
気持ち222.61
223.06
包み223.81
222.87
魔族222.87
カフェ224.18
洗う223.53
通す223.39
其れと222.92
知らない222.68
危険222.75
楽園224.08
224.00
飛び出し223.42
柔らか223.62
大学校225.69
整備223.62
代わる223.81
吐く222.90
方々223.33
お父さま224.05
一部223.02
あん223.35
ちんと225.19
上空223.31
鴻鵠226.05
喜んで223.23
大人しく223.26
観客席224.01
外れ223.58
留守番224.00
ボス223.34
人型223.63
こりゃ213.71
落とす213.04
でしたら213.49
貿易都市215.18
嬉しそう213.06
郊外214.29
要するに213.62
この辺213.73
フルーツ214.40
グラス213.56
豪奢214.14
214.39
描く213.10
睨みつける213.53
覚え212.76
つい213.19
ちょう度213.29
213.26
認める213.18
閃光213.76
湯船214.19
値段213.46
波高213.69
申す213.40
ほら213.02
モーニング214.90
気持ちいい214.07
発する213.43
高速213.51
笑いかける213.87
云う212.77
八つ212.93
浴槽214.44
組む213.12
213.61
2倍214.48
呟き213.31
下に213.15
問う213.22
開け213.07
済み213.55
だい213.56

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