I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
買い物223.57
革223.66
支払い224.02
仕入れ224.04
あいつ222.86
ちんと225.19
面倒222.94
カフェ224.18
感触223.37
陣223.20
口元223.26
代わる223.81
畏まりました223.72
お父さま224.05
呼ばれる223.09
ダメ222.93
合図223.43
札224.00
上空223.31
洗う223.53
方々223.33
バンカー225.44
今晩224.36
向く223.30
外れ223.58
気持ち222.61
其れと222.92
ブラウス224.63
観客席224.01
通す223.39
一部223.02
記録223.45
あん223.35
包み223.81
喜んで223.23
愛用224.15
大人しく223.26
歓声223.51
奴222.57
3つ223.84
大学校225.69
魔族222.87
ばれる223.70
留守番224.00
試合223.24
知らない222.68
吐く222.90
掛ける223.30
整備223.62
飛び出し223.42
楽園224.08
鴻鵠226.05
懸架224.76
両腕223.60
2枚224.32
人型223.63
柔らか223.62
外す223.17
地212.92
高速213.51
同士213.17
触れる213.08
でしたら213.49
云う212.77
ブレス213.51
ドラゴン212.86
宅214.39
だい213.56
閃光213.76
飛び込む213.31
波高213.69
描く213.10
つい213.19
合う212.87
問う213.22
覚え212.76
要するに213.62
こりゃ213.71
番213.26
元々212.91
グラス213.56
気持ちいい214.07
針213.61
湯船214.19
地上213.10
済み213.55
出店214.30
槍212.74
一人で212.92
笑いかける213.87
呟き213.31
皆殺し214.02
豪奢214.14
申す213.40
認める213.18
ちんちん215.50
2倍214.48
出会う213.16
モーニング214.90
取れる213.10

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