I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
掛ける223.30
あん223.35
魔族222.87
整備223.62
了い223.04
吐く222.90
飛び出し223.42
仕入れ224.04
観客席224.01
ちんと225.19
歓声223.51
両腕223.60
予感223.35
記録223.45
カフェ224.18
ダメ222.93
大人しく223.26
自体223.10
方々223.33
あいつ222.86
鴻鵠226.05
223.66
223.20
一部223.02
今晩224.36
ボス223.34
223.06
大学校225.69
買い物223.57
留守番224.00
外す223.17
3つ223.84
向く223.30
始末223.55
じゃ無いか222.84
口元223.26
懸架224.76
人型223.63
支払い224.02
気持ち222.61
喜んで223.23
ブラウス224.63
外れ223.58
其れと222.92
代わる223.81
面倒222.94
知らない222.68
ばれる223.70
通す223.39
危険222.75
楽園224.08
2枚224.32
愛用224.15
222.87
洗う223.53
上空223.31
合図223.43
包み223.81
でしたら213.49
元々212.91
スター214.11
地上213.10
214.39
当初213.47
つい213.19
済み213.55
高速213.51
一人で212.92
グラス213.56
この辺213.73
豪奢214.14
ブレス213.51
皆殺し214.02
波高213.69
ちんちん215.50
値段213.46
呟き213.31
212.74
触れる213.08
描く213.10
だい213.56
開け213.07
問う213.22
八つ212.93
212.92
貿易都市215.18
組む213.12
笑いかける213.87
本来213.09
決意213.41
閃光213.76
ドラゴン212.86
睨みつける213.53
出店214.30
フルーツ214.40
発する213.43
落とす213.04
モーニング214.90
嬉しそう213.06
ほら213.02

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