I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
眷属13.58
毎度あり14.96
決め手14.54
逸す14.36
真っ平15.13
小麦13.91
薬指14.58
ポジティブ14.72
村中14.88
金融業16.17
戸惑い13.73
停まる14.45
佳句14.36
包14.63
一世14.44
ワイン13.73
座席14.25
食事時15.10
昼休み14.17
人を見る目14.77
解ける13.67
雇われ14.26
都内14.40
添付14.97
寝息を立てる15.13
異変13.77
自尊心14.48
比ではない14.61
全面的14.23
右から左へ15.15
居酒屋14.35
密集14.14
修復13.54
古株14.85
十分の一14.78
起し14.92
種苗15.70
魅了13.49
がり14.31
狼煙14.67
容14.12
紕い16.75
唾13.87
溶ろける17.42
誘惑14.00
ぴくりとも動かない15.15
運がいい14.61
魔道師14.80
謎掛け15.53
指揮官13.53
買い付ける15.07
ぶくぶく15.12
修習15.62
適任14.28
前かがみ15.09
オタオタ15.79
我がもの15.45
開会式15.08
振り替える15.66
楽府14.77
新入り14.53
共同生活15.04
体操14.26
少数民族15.22
薄茶色15.06
読本16.09
突き詰める14.63
心理14.47
毛皮13.69
冷汗15.11
ずーっと14.52
屈む14.24
斬りかかる14.49
気迫14.19
消毒14.60
海藻類16.07
地元14.05
名高い14.19
ストレスフリー16.14
篷14.82
振りぬく15.26
臨時休業15.49
診る14.36
鈍い音14.28
夢想14.57
勘繰る14.96
羨む14.54
干渉13.54
賛成派15.36
改名14.96
各所14.02
日常生活14.45
子どもの手の届かない17.59
焼きを入れる16.51
鼾14.83
抉り取る15.46
働かす14.80
コンビニ14.17
心の交流16.39
金泥15.85

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