I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
嘘つき14.47
立ち止まる13.61
口振り14.66
覇者14.51
なし崩し15.05
大芝居16.07
べき14.58
クリーム状16.02
思ってもいない15.03
寸劇15.24
常温15.08
掴みどころがない15.98
お構いなく14.87
進行方向14.29
委員長13.96
経理14.82
負傷13.90
鮮度14.73
溜めこむ15.09
不運14.28
買い戻し15.55
やんややんや15.46
脆弱14.37
生血16.11
中世14.31
大都市14.46
グレる14.41
残党14.24
濁り14.71
街路14.59
冷やっと15.65
暮れかかる16.13
達す13.99
手が離せない15.25
トータルで15.30
巻き取り15.48
キャバレー16.59
最古参15.00
強制送還15.21
起伏14.50
朝方14.47
食いつぶす15.36
調査員14.73
そない15.18
組み立てる14.62
伊和13.96
夢想14.57
花押15.73
特長15.51
Vサイン15.46
無実14.54
女給15.17
果して14.34
賭ける13.99
とろり14.86
仲がいい14.32
パール14.45
技法14.59
破壊力13.93
パイプ14.21
刈り上げる15.61
物おじ15.85
ぶんぶん14.24
七人14.21
再調査15.54
焼き肉14.74
数え13.89
万々15.14
ないで14.00
連なる14.06
大げさ13.96
14.76
負け惜しみ14.74
よーし14.14
チャンスを窺う16.64
付け届け15.15
丸っきり14.62
自尊心14.48
二の足15.07
軋み14.49
すり14.43
再起動14.48
立腹14.77
ばっちい14.68
リード13.85
扶養15.89
すり合わせ14.91
爆風14.15
マイ13.93
使い手13.73
ジリジリ14.53
強盗14.39
食事時15.10
度重なる14.55
間髪いれず15.18
控え室14.33
第514.45
悪魔の宴16.99
ギリギリ13.53
謎掛け15.53

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