I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
衆人監視16.64
出来上り16.72
元のもくあみ17.29
崇高14.70
随時14.60
涙目13.75
残金15.18
侵蝕15.02
危うく13.97
官廨16.55
見向きもしない14.97
腹の中14.34
先鋭15.66
起用15.27
言い出し14.32
使いで14.56
行動をとる14.83
今の無し16.05
不眠不休14.98
チラチラ14.14
デス14.10
ノン14.84
精力的14.74
プリーツ15.93
一人負け16.53
濡れタオル15.29
血糊14.94
14.36
足を踏みいれる16.57
協同組合15.40
隣同士15.00
その都度14.45
手腕14.06
面くらう15.97
身ごもる15.12
間合い13.58
打倒14.17
不服14.23
満貫16.29
深海14.52
責任を取る14.73
数匹14.32
三十分14.12
13.89
あからさま13.81
執務室13.53
両翼14.49
他はない14.84
果肉14.92
高級品14.29
同一14.21
知ってか知らずか14.66
ぐれる14.54
何時しか14.04
カウントダウン14.65
ドタマ16.03
作り笑顔15.19
抑えつける15.27
甘ったるい14.58
聞き覚え14.02
人ごと15.42
ぎらぎら14.99
シチュエーション14.31
復讐13.69
伊良14.14
基本設計15.86
北向き16.12
実況中継15.94
猛スピード14.74
差し手13.97
暗示14.45
時計台15.33
検収17.29
結論を出す14.80
ログハウス14.65
ばっちい14.68
何げない16.49
招へい16.69
メス14.41
腫れ14.52
少人数14.47
謎掛け15.53
ディープキス15.73
事になりかねない14.56
絶対悪15.71
悪日14.33
遊撃14.28
お零れ14.85
趣味のよい16.69
単色15.33
対角線15.21
15.17
魔方陣14.18
ぴんと14.61
バックナンバー16.35
すれすれ14.68
にしては13.42
享受14.56
城主14.68
上記14.65

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