I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
片付け213.60
高速213.51
こりゃ213.71
出店214.30
214.39
要するに213.62
落とす213.04
云う212.77
浴槽214.44
触れる213.08
同士213.17
一人で212.92
213.26
212.92
だい213.56
ブレス213.51
気持ちいい214.07
ドラゴン212.86
つい213.19
申す213.40
2倍214.48
呟き213.31
大きい212.90
213.61
取れる213.10
やった202.95
懇願203.92
命じる203.40
同じく203.21
仕組み203.79
集め203.13
203.48
いいから203.49
勘弁203.65
202.85
痛い203.09
部分202.81
一転204.05
ウインク204.43
仕方ない202.99
203.11
あそこ203.21
飛ぶ203.33
ともかく203.10
ブローチ204.53
203.26
お金203.09
予定202.83
目覚める203.66
便利203.35
襲いかかる203.59
鳴らす203.32
アドバイス203.90
ものである203.33
贈る203.63
お花畑204.56
ロングソード204.47
202.94
黄金203.51
203.10
203.05
魔物202.37
一定203.46
203.55
あくまでも203.48
203.40
眠る203.15
外囲203.11
とっても203.57
続いて203.13
例えば203.22
何より203.02
参与204.46
思い202.61
助けて203.13
そいつ203.28
重要203.09
顧問204.41
荷物203.17
こう言う202.87
集団203.19
他人203.24
同行203.40
調査203.19
財産203.96
数字203.71
残念203.09
203.47
202.82
配当205.29
語る203.02
クロス204.06
12203.60
隠れ203.31
視界202.97
暫くすると203.97
言える202.62
態度202.94
透り203.70
特製204.24

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