I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
浴槽214.44
落とす213.04
出店214.30
要するに213.62
この辺213.73
ブレス213.51
八つ212.93
良かったら213.96
皆殺し214.02
湯船214.19
変更213.44
下に213.15
決意213.41
フルーツ214.40
片付け213.60
つい213.19
同士213.17
郊外214.29
地上213.10
認める213.18
値段213.46
云う212.77
一人で212.92
波高213.69
当初213.47
数字203.71
隠れ203.31
集め203.13
ウインク204.43
贈る203.63
流203.55
勘弁203.65
飛ぶ203.33
配当205.29
一転204.05
何より203.02
痛い203.09
懇願203.92
クロス204.06
腹203.05
続いて203.13
語る203.02
襲いかかる203.59
間違いない203.07
視界202.97
姫202.82
予定202.83
パニック204.02
命じる203.40
仕組み203.79
あそこ203.21
とっても203.57
鱗203.40
ものである203.33
ともかく203.10
透り203.70
お礼203.28
同行203.40
そいつ203.28
技203.10
宝203.48
アドバイス203.90
一定203.46
集団203.19
助けて203.13
いいから203.49
仕方ない202.99
荷物203.17
部分202.81
言える202.62
重要203.09
態度202.94
財産203.96
係203.47
あくまでも203.48
目覚める203.66
お金203.09
便利203.35
ロングソード204.47
暫くすると203.97
顧問204.41
12203.60
他人203.24
お花畑204.56
こう言う202.87
参与204.46
赤203.11
同じく203.21
特製204.24
例えば203.22
品203.26
傷202.94
黄金203.51
眠る203.15
鳴らす203.32
魔物202.37
思い202.61
調査203.19
妹202.85
残念203.09

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