I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
決意213.41
212.74
覚え212.76
云う212.77
呟き213.31
良かったら213.96
だい213.56
片付け213.60
貿易都市215.18
本来213.09
笑いかける213.87
取れる213.10
触れる213.08
申す213.40
ブレス213.51
同士213.17
213.26
気持ちいい214.07
下に213.15
閃光213.76
当初213.47
飛び込む213.31
波高213.69
2倍214.48
と言って212.71
鳴らす203.32
パニック204.02
あそこ203.21
203.10
数字203.71
他人203.24
思い202.61
贈る203.63
あくまでも203.48
ウインク204.43
顧問204.41
お金203.09
203.47
202.94
同じく203.21
態度202.94
黄金203.51
配当205.29
いいから203.49
飛ぶ203.33
そいつ203.28
予定202.83
アドバイス203.90
クロス204.06
言える202.62
部分202.81
魔物202.37
203.26
調査203.19
集団203.19
透り203.70
懇願203.92
襲いかかる203.59
間違いない203.07
ものである203.33
隠れ203.31
財産203.96
仕方ない202.99
こう言う202.87
外囲203.11
ブローチ204.53
202.85
一転204.05
残念203.09
続いて203.13
勘弁203.65
暫くすると203.97
集め203.13
助けて203.13
痛い203.09
ともかく203.10
何より203.02
203.11
ロングソード204.47
203.40
お礼203.28
203.05
例えば203.22
眠る203.15
12203.60
202.82
重要203.09
とっても203.57
便利203.35
お花畑204.56
参与204.46
特製204.24
仕組み203.79
203.55
語る203.02
203.48
一定203.46
やった202.95
命じる203.40
荷物203.17

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