I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
雄臭い16.89
客室14.17
働かせる14.19
冷汗15.11
威勢14.77
損になる15.59
噴き上げる15.36
すっきり14.03
仰るとおり14.84
捌ける14.81
そうですが13.91
松林15.38
悲壮14.58
無関心14.32
頭いい15.03
食べ過ぎ14.85
13.99
堪る14.19
野生13.95
待ちきれない14.97
所定14.77
歩み寄り14.39
卷く17.29
どう考えても13.75
分かったもんじゃない14.84
丸ごと14.05
劣等感14.57
格上14.13
ぎりぎりまで14.78
抉り取る15.46
倣う14.20
乗り遅れる15.23
13.91
退る14.37
一大14.41
損害14.06
やつれる14.94
欲求14.17
優勝者14.58
構内15.33
とまり木16.69
袋叩き14.86
色付け15.55
正面切って14.89
脱線14.48
外食14.81
ちと14.20
焦がす14.50
本数14.85
嗜める14.49
昼時14.85
先鋒14.66
後ろ脚15.07
耽美15.64
交流13.50
高率16.81
バラ売り16.59
脂汗14.46
添え物15.23
13.89
のめり込む14.81
ほんの僅か14.08
道のり14.16
放出13.74
出来うる限り15.14
馬鹿面15.88
寄越す13.88
追っかける15.40
血糊14.94
魚網16.89
干魚16.69
ビギナー14.77
繕う14.73
タヌキ寝入り16.64
スティック14.88
お待ちかね14.97
一流13.94
音響効果16.81
一歩も引かない15.19
反対車線16.46
注目の的14.95
縛りつける14.85
破産14.44
参じる14.45
ビクッと14.37
昼メロ16.59
日付14.20
第514.45
爆笑14.40
キツイ14.21
ないよりはまし15.95
偏る14.26
乱痴気騒ぎ15.54
いつ何時15.09
24時間14.83
繰る14.69
女連れ15.36
客引き15.03
打ち抜き15.38
ぽい14.24

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