I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
調整役15.41
刀自15.06
秘密裏14.31
命を絶つ15.24
人間社会14.80
侵入者13.90
コンビニ14.17
臨時休業15.49
お転婆14.65
カウントダウン14.65
魅惑14.70
遊び歩く15.33
取り残す14.19
先方14.50
忠誠13.94
振りかえる15.28
ポテンシャル14.83
SM15.50
借入金16.27
何なら13.90
下町14.28
カート14.58
ただ働き15.48
気遣う13.89
ジャンパー15.65
上記14.65
暴利15.35
良心的14.92
ご立派14.80
通達14.06
先駆け14.94
売場15.79
執心14.70
極小14.66
シーツ14.21
太陽光14.84
水死体15.61
一下14.26
世間話14.17
ぷくぷく15.48
歯黒15.80
共鳴14.24
おほほ14.82
膨れ上がる14.57
取りあう15.62
無駄使い15.31
揺れ動く14.64
えーん15.49
華がない15.97
ものを言う14.89
人それぞれ14.41
アンコール15.30
猛特訓15.45
アームロック16.24
おいそれと14.50
動物13.40
留まり14.51
伊予14.17
案内状16.00
ぺろっと15.36
人出14.66
意見交換15.09
グレー14.45
豆類15.54
ボディブロー15.40
他言無用14.75
公開期間16.81
即金15.36
新入り14.53
よせやい15.62
強盗殺人15.88
貝殻14.71
目的意識15.38
巻き上げ14.33
制御13.36
げらげら笑う16.30
万々15.14
イベント会場15.65
毎度あり14.96
主体14.07
持ち時間15.67
緞帳15.77
角切り15.56
食いしばる14.17
爽快感14.99
納得のいく14.73
彼自身14.08
微睡む14.98
オーブン14.66
折り重なる14.81
進捗状況15.02
アンクル14.75
くっく14.63
気が利く14.86
何処か13.67
段違い14.36
せせら笑う15.04
行く手14.32
水浴15.49
出力13.77

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