I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ホっと15.62
付け届け15.15
ごねる14.78
一人負け16.53
ごゆっくり14.61
媚びる14.73
相談に乗る15.12
重圧14.30
退屈しのぎ15.31
部品14.04
一箇所14.38
極秘事項15.36
汗を流す15.02
悪循環14.90
サディスト15.30
大儲け14.91
これぞ14.40
格上14.13
憎々しい14.55
流儀14.49
消火14.70
飲料水15.01
少数民族15.22
革装15.32
言い寄る14.48
7千15.91
通りかかる14.74
キツイ14.21
エキサイティング15.75
石けん15.57
形勢逆転15.33
稼げる13.86
とろり14.86
肝臓14.80
お零れ14.85
13.36
約半分15.41
遠距離13.69
一段14.26
崇める14.14
独り負け17.59
憎らしい14.72
舞いあがる15.45
編み込む14.72
15.11
重ね合う15.22
モデル14.07
取捨16.17
衆人監視16.64
優男14.47
お伴15.09
14.37
風格14.36
グロい15.06
損害14.06
どうかして14.98
満ちる13.25
シャレにならない14.90
頭に浮かぶ14.79
爪楊枝15.36
極める14.04
増大14.13
鎮痛15.36
名誉職15.33
ツイン14.85
革ひも16.18
形跡14.37
プレゼンター16.31
豚肉14.57
お伺い14.36
上り坂15.21
とまり木16.69
引き留める14.25
起爆剤15.44
丸裸にする15.98
呼吸を合わせる15.75
特徴的13.99
押し隠す14.93
天涯孤独15.10
一環14.08
扇子14.42
いだ14.46
将来13.44
大上段14.74
カー13.94
あり得ないほど14.88
煩わしい14.35
ズタズタ14.59
高々14.14
偏る14.26
暗黙14.90
あっち13.48
ご覧のとおり15.36
にらみ合う14.89
丸くなって14.65
若しも13.42
若しかすると13.71
野中13.48
空にする14.86
懐に入る15.18

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