I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
等2962.72
戻る2932.35
部屋2932.30
せ2902.05
迷宮2882.71
王2822.44
底荷2812.49
店2792.73
いい2742.05
彼2742.13
ちょっと2722.29
言葉2661.96
そんな2641.84
今日は2632.66
後2612.36
顔2581.91
皆2542.30
商人2533.03
たん2533.48
しかし2502.08
笑顔2492.66
頭2482.23
手2481.97
魔法2461.91
女性2462.55
抔2452.04
続けて2422.85
んだ2401.80
ところで2392.57
こうして2392.83
男2392.13
始める2382.48
目2361.99
こちら2362.29
それを2362.10
なので2352.48
他2322.34
って2311.78
確認2302.44
思う2301.61
行う2292.53
処2272.38
馬車2262.74
とは2241.95
二人2242.19
殊に2232.16
指輪2193.35
ぞ2172.08
エージ2175.23
前に2172.25
ああ2162.23
ども2153.26
自分2151.91
それぞれ2142.90
聞く2111.95
殿2082.18
やる2082.13
佝僂2052.10
来る2022.08
回る2022.52
下さい2012.34
出切る2012.24
あっ2001.98
にゃん2004.09
5人1993.98
について1992.42
魔1992.55
説明1992.63
話1981.96
じゃ1982.24
ならば1972.57
能力1962.61
だから1961.99
戦乙女1964.27
次1952.53
フリント1955.28
五1942.47
お前1942.16
様子1932.34
続ける1922.56
必要1902.28
何か1902.12
をして1892.06
だろう1891.78
彼ら1892.47
た1872.12
なら1872.00
先ずは1862.86
なの1852.22
ピーチ1844.14
せる1832.17
あの1832.00
答える1822.69
家1812.15
けど1791.79
何1792.09
更に1782.42
へ1761.95
さて1752.78
あ1742.22

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