I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
歌謡16.45
からという物14.41
ばっちい14.68
あえぎ声16.07
あの方13.73
掛け持ち15.25
属する14.06
心像15.94
タタキ15.70
毒消し14.82
悲劇13.99
15.18
マゾヒスト15.32
利子14.88
風除け15.29
14.92
ビシッと14.49
親しみ14.38
ようやっと14.83
注釈14.74
主食14.50
ストーム14.34
茶碗蒸し15.33
お構いなく14.87
腹いっぱい14.93
たらしめる15.31
千鳥足15.32
何様14.71
直訴14.82
取り放題15.57
落つ15.18
表面積15.57
友好的14.05
裂け目14.56
胡麻化し14.44
おおよそ13.85
大工14.25
暴力行為15.41
どうか宜しく14.92
知る限り14.26
嘆く13.87
やっとこさ15.39
古武士14.79
飲食物15.41
支障をきたす15.01
むか15.30
瞬き13.84
鈍い音14.28
生血16.11
濃厚14.12
頷ける14.19
180度15.23
乱闘14.93
装飾13.71
若しも13.42
綿入れ16.04
住みか15.19
神さま14.41
派生14.30
和紙15.10
空穴16.36
先手14.22
塗りたくる14.94
しかねない14.19
チャラ14.61
略して14.79
呆れ果てる15.55
珍味15.06
試験用15.58
芽生える14.46
私自身13.95
ふらつき14.72
唯でさえ13.72
黄色い声14.79
骨と皮15.08
海鮮14.73
名残14.36
調子を合わせる16.27
全快14.41
用水15.20
その下に14.31
非現実的14.77
難点14.42
組み合い15.77
12.84
露払い14.83
ろう14.51
モデル14.07
毎日のように14.24
三社14.45
訳の分からない14.52
表舞台14.55
横暴14.33
毎度14.31
貯留16.31
風に乗る15.70
13.94
イワシ15.37
道のり14.16
そうかもしれません14.56

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