I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
スカイブルー15.65
歌唱力15.79
椰子の実15.84
に就いて14.37
天井裏15.01
浸る13.92
シャワーを浴びる15.36
一巻の終わり15.91
目がない14.87
直感的14.52
都督16.40
参入14.79
フード13.63
尽かす14.87
躊躇い13.91
ツンデレ14.27
すぐそこ14.40
13.99
薄情14.54
原付バイク16.27
眠りこける14.79
恒例14.54
惨め14.19
縫製14.60
極秘事項15.36
斬り捨てる14.93
歯が立たない14.92
富裕層14.69
お勤め14.91
胸ポケット14.83
妹さん14.30
火炉15.34
若いころ15.00
ライフ14.24
ちょこっと14.71
100倍15.03
品目14.80
梱包14.67
記入14.34
ニヤける15.62
頷きあう15.15
ハゲる15.59
後宮13.75
ウズウズ15.09
チラチラ14.14
陸上14.32
捻り14.12
捨て台詞14.71
今さらながら14.78
寄贈15.14
欠航13.74
小ざかしい15.55
迷惑をかける14.47
一頭14.17
かしこ15.14
不安顔15.99
マッドサイエンティスト15.19
順当14.53
と言わず14.52
手に負えない14.60
陰で14.43
空け13.98
あわよくば14.49
ツヤツヤ15.06
お見事14.52
優男14.47
溶ろける17.42
怒声14.02
縛り上げる14.38
直訴14.82
優勝者14.58
凄む14.69
製造販売15.91
泣きわめく14.99
言葉に詰まる14.53
体勢13.40
真水15.10
13.46
大けが15.21
枯れる13.98
ヘタレ14.22
刈り込み16.04
しむ15.19
はっと13.91
作業着14.83
お零れ14.85
視線を落とす14.58
んな13.82
待ちかね15.39
パラソル15.16
補給13.75
消費量14.47
差し置く14.50
拭き14.24
ザラザラ15.36
言うことを聞かない14.98
作戦実行15.72
し甲斐15.42
遠慮がち14.35
風化14.68

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