I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
覇者14.51
はれ14.69
就職14.28
刈り上げる15.61
墨14.13
資金調達15.47
皆の者14.61
増す13.62
べらんめえ16.59
筒14.06
割って入る14.50
生憎13.80
武者震い15.07
屋外14.41
待合15.60
代わりになる14.79
笑い話14.52
呻き声14.19
焼き印15.44
ラッシュ14.41
負け惜しみ14.74
お水14.60
悪人14.19
歴史上14.43
ツボ14.63
発想13.73
名前付き15.55
引越し14.75
素晴らしさ14.49
入り浸る14.70
に亘って14.49
擦れ14.91
いだ14.46
謝り14.17
変換13.81
車両14.08
少額15.48
駆け込み15.18
ランダム14.23
顔を見せる14.46
残金15.18
不戦勝15.38
至福14.55
たわわ15.04
ポケット13.72
座り直す14.92
上乗せ14.33
薄絹15.46
お代14.74
半信半疑14.35
造花15.38
住みか15.19
最優先事項14.94
数え13.89
店を開く15.29
建築物14.52
蛮族14.24
手強い14.31
漏れなく14.65
3人組15.02
急用14.83
仲がいい14.32
マン13.70
一文無し15.30
物欲しそう14.92
篷14.82
潜り13.90
奮戦14.43
付け合せ15.23
ラズベリー15.37
振り出15.84
ご注意14.81
男優15.43
謎かけ15.23
口上14.41
砂漠化15.54
称する14.68
差し込み14.74
クイズ14.92
大逆転15.41
被膜15.60
初戦14.27
天啓14.07
突如として13.94
流行る14.15
ウンウン14.79
最低価格15.75
痛む13.75
たたき起こす15.31
口裏を合わせる15.71
ばっさばっさ15.66
拝聴15.08
楽器14.11
先方14.50
傷付ける14.12
現場検証15.64
でなければならない14.64
遠距離13.69
体脂肪率15.93
ジャンパー15.65

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