I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ともかく203.10
技203.10
姫202.82
早朝193.84
一式194.25
珠193.98
狂193.65
巻物194.38
喪男193.60
お帰りなさい193.97
縛る193.53
風192.52
300194.09
寝る193.20
経験192.96
共に193.28
適当193.17
速度192.90
済まない193.32
シャツ193.89
手数料194.64
手招き194.11
絶叫193.73
日間193.78
部193.30
それじゃあ193.25
染め193.64
殴る193.17
堂々193.53
思える192.63
加える193.36
要は193.72
予想192.98
去る193.02
ショルダーバッグ195.25
切り193.60
手負い193.20
城門193.88
仕掛け193.32
浸かる194.01
戸惑う193.51
夢192.91
言われるがまま194.57
負け193.20
順番に193.98
コール193.93
已に192.85
嘘192.93
芸能195.26
メニュー193.60
研究193.19
ブレスレット194.33
焦る193.35
調整193.40
規模193.33
尻193.75
帳簿194.47
抱える193.47
乳193.24
説教193.70
感嘆193.80
変え193.14
並べて193.82
派手193.46
それなりに193.17
中には193.08
1億194.86
処分193.72
お話193.21
定期193.48
無数193.32
ダルマ194.88
発光194.01
常に193.18
必ず193.13
並んで193.28
下着193.75
死に193.20
無効化193.86
務める193.82
使い192.99
ところを193.26
おかしな193.53
やろう193.16
系192.92
いそいそ194.39
離れる192.83
頷き183.24
事によって183.68
訪れ183.72
門183.00
絶対に182.91
漬物184.79
ありがとう御座います182.84
把握183.17
気分182.99
お楽しみ183.89
郎183.84
握る183.01
賊183.73

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