I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
瞬き13.84
やか15.16
優れもの14.83
腕試し14.88
本質13.95
アジリティ16.57
現に13.86
後回し13.95
以遠15.47
華がない15.97
パズル14.70
通りかかる14.74
五角形15.57
昼休み14.17
即金15.36
後退13.67
市松模様16.24
誘惑14.00
収拾がつかなくなる15.67
浄化槽16.26
保護施設16.18
事柄14.14
後釜14.97
処置13.99
甲乙つけがたい15.78
束ねる14.31
工作13.94
小石14.17
飛来13.89
プレゼンター16.31
焦げる14.27
つなぎ止める15.34
内野14.95
効果的14.03
浅目17.29
猛特訓15.45
円満14.87
自在に14.14
アウト14.15
秤にかける16.13
あけましておめでとうございます14.86
路加13.82
口角泡15.98
実入り14.74
執務室13.53
水入らず15.06
過ち14.24
しゃぶる15.01
犬っころ15.16
耐性13.20
着の身着のまま14.98
生涯13.91
質素14.26
たい14.03
自己愛15.57
纏まった14.11
極楽15.02
身元保証15.81
目眩14.39
汚す14.07
壮年14.22
佇まい14.35
塗工14.13
小瓶14.20
戦況13.85
晴れやか14.43
野原14.71
三分の一14.40
持ちあわせ15.51
むっと14.47
演者15.12
普及14.19
面白み14.81
魚網16.89
生易しい14.77
総勢14.28
刷る15.39
濃厚14.12
欄14.08
補完14.76
垣間見る14.13
習い14.30
汎用性14.57
角煮15.05
沼地14.60
荷台14.02
作業所15.86
破格14.27
冤罪14.42
不快13.73
くっく14.63
行き交う14.29
祖14.32
非売品15.62
目がない14.87
前代未聞14.59
追い求める14.60
グランド14.44
強行突破14.83
憤怒14.03

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