I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
リア充14.39
後釜14.97
パラソル15.16
在住13.96
長剣13.67
伊和13.96
以遠15.47
打つ手がない15.33
叩き落とす14.69
偏る14.26
風俗嬢16.24
鉄火丼16.39
前かがみ15.09
住宅用16.55
偽名14.31
総力14.71
陰険14.85
たたき落とす15.33
希少価値14.88
琥珀14.06
両翼14.49
シミュレーター15.27
そうみたい14.43
一千万14.90
書き換え14.47
前払い14.97
即興曲16.35
そうしないと14.49
器具14.34
ペニス16.75
粗悪品14.98
好都合14.16
モデル14.07
地帯13.96
待ちかまえる14.73
切り札13.78
サービス料金17.11
べし15.07
一報14.35
気がつくと14.57
木の実14.22
捕らわれる14.84
流用14.57
塗工14.13
参加希望者15.75
再調査15.54
束ね14.35
取り壊し15.40
博覧会15.43
口をとがらす16.46
命を落とす14.34
御前14.23
馬鹿らしい14.34
何なら13.90
すらすら14.78
身元保証15.81
それそれ15.08
心境の変化14.88
引受け16.09
事も無げに14.84
習い14.30
仕切れない14.29
総工費16.48
ひらひら14.13
14.30
水浴15.49
パッド15.27
13.94
ありゃあ14.68
マット14.75
不純物14.60
挙動14.24
よそ様15.54
ストレスフリー16.14
街外れ15.18
口外14.62
致命傷13.81
収穫期15.40
年頃13.81
歌いだす15.86
走らせる14.16
猫じゃらし15.18
旅に出る14.50
あってこその14.99
グレる14.41
スタンス14.45
それ相応14.25
嵌る14.17
赤ちゃん14.00
買い付ける15.07
売名行為16.27
だーれ15.49
極み14.29
心遣い14.43
窓越し15.02
独自性15.46
13.91
釣り上げ14.70
理念14.45
後口15.94

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