I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
稼ぐ183.44
歩み183.70
スチーム185.73
五色184.98
追う183.24
足元183.26
見知る184.00
認識183.06
絡む183.49
ご機嫌184.03
気分182.99
押さえ183.44
手続き183.79
県都184.59
チェック183.65
相場184.08
嫌がらせ183.73
182.95
183.11
ユニーク183.92
おk183.71
付く182.78
配置183.45
今から183.26
褒める183.20
旅行183.86
ふわふわ183.89
吹っ183.29
事件183.20
183.24
眠り183.57
想う183.60
鍛冶183.46
女神182.98
呼びかけ183.81
183.00
無ければ183.11
究極184.13
30183.54
勢い182.99
本当182.77
握る183.01
ご案内184.31
らっしゃる183.94
見合わせる183.85
茶葉184.36
バランス183.55
付与183.45
此間184.31
高さ183.36
心臓183.28
下さる183.31
評議員185.13
頷き183.24
議会184.21
183.94
恐ろしい183.13
発行184.15
出番183.70
そもそも182.73
ピアス184.57
お楽しみ183.89
施工185.21
ちまう183.18
っす183.15
1匹184.26
最大183.23
疑う183.25
183.73
胸元183.60
ショート184.28
183.44
囲む183.17
スープ183.43
183.84
解散183.87
経由183.90
儂等184.05
操る183.32
訪れ183.72
2回184.22
出来る182.15
廃位183.18
把握183.17
事によって183.68
今一183.88
聞き183.08
183.28
動き出す183.46
漬物184.79
覗き183.50
帰り183.48
ありがとう御座います182.84
らしき183.34
がた174.29
着替える173.85
吐き出す173.41
運営173.53
緋色174.24
真面目173.25

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