I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
儂等184.05
県都184.59
スチーム185.73
パン183.28
茶葉184.36
操る183.32
らしき183.34
旅行183.86
鍛冶183.46
付く182.78
相場184.08
褒める183.20
想う183.60
眠り183.57
高さ183.36
足元183.26
解散183.87
返し183.12
っす183.15
1匹184.26
穴183.11
郎183.84
分析183.75
ショート184.28
勢い182.99
着182.95
事によって183.68
豆183.94
気分182.99
付与183.45
門183.00
疑う183.25
認識183.06
発行184.15
五色184.98
把握183.17
その他183.63
落ちる182.99
経由183.90
吹っ183.29
尾183.44
呼びかけ183.81
見知る184.00
無ければ183.11
ご機嫌184.03
嘴182.99
配置183.45
廃位183.18
出来る182.15
下さる183.31
帰り183.48
評議員185.13
ユニーク183.92
見合わせる183.85
押さえ183.44
心臓183.28
握る183.01
手続き183.79
議会184.21
らっしゃる183.94
絡む183.49
悪183.28
胸元183.60
事件183.20
立場182.93
成功183.02
嫌がらせ183.73
女神182.98
施工185.21
そもそも182.73
今から183.26
訪れ183.72
おk183.71
バランス183.55
本当182.77
恐ろしい183.13
ふわふわ183.89
絶対に182.91
頷き183.24
超183.24
ちまう183.18
此間184.31
聞き183.08
究極184.13
追う183.24
最大183.23
覗き183.50
漬物184.79
賊183.73
食材183.30
ピアス184.57
ありがとう御座います182.84
ご案内184.31
稼ぐ183.44
中々172.84
瞬時173.67
話題173.25
出来れば173.04
がた174.29
確実173.06

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