I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
年貢14.95
怒声14.02
買い込み15.30
付いてくる14.30
打開策14.62
げっそり14.82
丈夫13.94
アリバイ作り15.91
ふん縛る15.61
ひと言14.37
言葉に詰まる14.53
預り15.61
元妻15.28
高レベル14.25
腹が立つ14.39
何名14.47
起爆剤15.44
歩き出す13.87
へら14.80
13.90
留め金15.12
市井14.36
楽しませる14.87
元通り14.17
頭が回る15.03
お上りさん15.21
泣きわめく14.99
サービス料金17.11
控え室14.33
魚料理14.75
脚気15.43
屈託14.72
和気14.72
くじ引き14.92
ちゃっちゃと14.88
べた付く15.60
硬度14.42
上半身を起こす15.19
人格13.90
女性的14.80
たおやか14.80
ズレ14.23
先王14.36
そない15.18
釈然14.36
徹底14.04
不可解14.14
人間技15.85
歌唱力15.79
苦難14.32
に当たって13.73
白玉15.32
遠隔14.52
交付金17.29
剥ぎ取る14.88
相互扶助15.68
ボランティア14.75
ストリップ15.70
生来14.52
駆られる14.58
女給15.17
崇高14.70
上着13.94
窮する15.42
八つ裂き14.79
内部構造14.96
育む14.34
にゃんにゃ16.48
苦戦13.74
対消滅15.25
捻出14.68
済まなそう14.88
躊躇い13.91
ぱっくり15.18
面目14.60
いい加減にしろ14.48
最寄り14.82
力を借りる14.63
寝かせる13.99
商品券15.91
日時14.60
体を伸ばす15.58
頂ける13.53
お零れ14.85
罰則14.66
ストライプ15.28
気のせい13.57
水蒸気14.60
公共15.10
引きずられる14.74
てげ16.36
口角泡15.98
逆恨み14.57
脳内13.72
耕す14.36
有頂天15.06
寄越す13.88
パンチラ15.58
カンナ13.99
私財14.94

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