I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
不評14.86
知ったこっちゃない15.26
80014.75
それにしても13.12
四季14.54
名前を付ける14.98
発布15.34
固有13.59
フォーマルドレス16.89
無残14.11
蒸らす15.32
ばら撒き14.92
あいさつ代わり16.20
蘇り14.85
13.93
脳内13.72
定め13.97
怒声14.02
キツイ14.21
うろうろ14.40
お兄さん13.58
合意の上15.35
摘み14.53
カウベル15.93
ご覧の通り14.88
見本市15.64
和らぐ14.32
タイル張り15.99
可能であれば14.74
居座り15.17
追い抜く14.55
砕ける14.19
ごねる14.78
実しやか15.28
微笑みかける14.65
は種15.03
滅亡14.14
貸し切り状態15.78
お待ちかね14.97
差し置く14.50
諌める14.51
食事時15.10
水田14.88
現在進行形14.55
一世14.44
具足14.85
えーと13.59
衆人15.60
盛んに14.65
木造り15.40
野バラ14.97
十中八九14.38
散発16.17
クレーム14.78
持ち出す14.03
小遣い銭15.75
穀倉地帯14.83
ニヤける15.62
賛成13.71
以後14.10
先回り14.45
ウッドペッカー17.29
器具14.34
言いようのない14.53
下がり14.06
せえへん15.43
踏み台14.52
脱衣場15.22
真空14.50
後々13.94
マウント14.75
潮時14.89
爆風14.15
執務室13.53
有無14.00
シルバー14.06
編目17.29
キョトン14.30
息を呑む14.18
手が離せない15.25
正面切って14.89
全面的14.23
どちらからとも無く14.99
14.15
明け13.88
侵蝕15.02
一段14.26
適度14.05
ボクっ娘15.69
恐れがある14.40
全快14.41
名乗り13.99
癒す13.84
筒二14.47
リゾート施設16.48
使い道14.00
解脱15.58
腰を抜かす15.11
前置き14.13
墜落14.25

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