I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

I was reborn as a thief girl, and my mission is to do ××× with the hero and the demon king!

halsan

A vulgar loli otaku NEET named Aage, whose entire life consisted of nothing but delivery health services and information from the rectangular box in front of him, gets caught up in a wager between gods one day. His vulgar thoughts catch the fancy of the god of thieves, and he ends up reincarnating in another world as a "thief girl." With an adorable appearance but the mindset of the king of vulgarity, Aage's will is fixed on harassing both the "Hero," the proxy of the warrior god, and the "Demon King," the proxy of the opposing magic god. She draws the girls of the other world into her yuri fantasies and pursues a victorious life, while also directing various forms of harassment at the Hero and Demon King who compete for hegemony—what will become of this thief girl's fate! Since that approach alone seems insufficient, let me include another theme of this work through an "excerpt." I really am grateful to Miss Elis. Until now, we were treated like bitches in the darkness of alleyways, endured our hatred of men, trembled in fear of bearing unwanted children, and our only pleasures were the day's bread and imagining our families eating that bread. We are all women who somehow buttoned our lives incorrectly somewhere. Thanks to Miss, we're all finally able to rebutton them in their proper places. With the "little good things" and "very good things" Miss taught us, there's no anxiety about bearing children either. The bathhouse is clean, and the clientele is respectable. Unspoken rules favorable to us have even formed in the shop. The thief guild protects us from stalker-like types. We've finally gotten the margin to think about "tomorrow." I like my current job. Making the men cry out is suited to me. But Hannah isn't like that. For a woman with a man she's fallen for, this work is painful. So shouldn't I help wash the feet that can be washed? Do you understand, Miss? It's like this throughout the whole thing. Though lesbians, Takarazuka, homos, gays, drag queens, and straight people all get mixed in together.

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Statistics

Chapters 186
Reading Time
42 min
Words 320,626
Sentences 32,299
Characters 625,273
Unique Words 17,102
1-Occurrence Words
6,340
Unique Kanji 2,440
1-Occurrence Kanji
241
Avg Word Difficulty 2.24
Avg Sentence Length 9.9

Word List (17,102 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
知らないふり15.09
口外14.62
希望の星15.58
軌道修正14.82
深海14.52
向きあう15.96
お付け15.30
執心14.70
授与式15.21
樅14.57
形状13.62
成功裡16.89
ないで14.00
禁じ手15.23
一日を過ごす15.77
お上りさん15.21
村中14.88
視点13.59
厚14.68
楽府14.77
腹上死16.04
意味ない14.50
春を鬻ぐ16.42
一片14.49
歴代14.13
寝言14.48
所用14.93
主導権14.31
右派14.74
Α14.38
ようやっと14.83
金粉15.33
あえぎ声16.07
ケタが違う16.18
のめり込む14.81
綿密14.80
サイドステップ15.34
主義14.28
愛の結晶15.45
別世界14.52
交通14.69
長剣13.67
腿14.71
惨め14.19
ウンウン14.79
申し込む14.17
極刑14.85
相談に乗る15.12
握り飯15.15
大剣13.44
一巻14.96
粋14.56
両隣り16.03
両立14.61
止む13.86
スティック14.88
好き放題14.49
量産13.84
趣味のよい16.69
紋章13.71
品格15.06
怒りを買う15.10
馴染み14.06
状況下14.19
作法14.09
撃ち落とす14.44
一昼夜15.28
正月14.52
強権14.94
食後14.13
高々14.14
気味の悪い14.77
取りつかれる15.23
物おじ15.85
残党14.24
お零れ14.85
身を委ねる15.18
略14.68
クリティカル14.47
充たす15.72
堪る14.19
やっかみ14.92
交換条件14.83
仰るとおり14.84
凹み14.49
思考実験15.67
姿を見せる14.26
蠢く13.98
講師14.26
毛布13.89
何とはなしに14.83
少年少女14.41
掛け売り16.39
誘いに乗る15.43
独自性15.46
保存状態15.36
憐憫14.74
べらんめえ16.59
組み合う15.08
鉄礬柘榴石16.29

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